MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] jellyintheskyGood: 1Bad: 82 years, 2 months ago

i approved this.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 5Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Congratu-fucking-lations.

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

I don't APPROVE this.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

That's great. Tell someone who cares.

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

Don't you car? :(

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Not in the slightest.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

I do not car in the slightest! I do however, bus very much!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Tuffy, be nice to the nooblets, <3

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

N00blets annoy me. >B(

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Why?

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Fuck my life. D:<

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Don't ask why this was a reply, 'cause I got no idea..

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Okay.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*sniff sniff* Ew. N00b smell.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Holy fucking wall of text Batman.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

My phone is broken :[ *runs back to bed*

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

You are BACK. *gives a hug*

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

You just got hugged by a n00b! You just got hugged by a n00b! Nah nah nah nah nah NAH! YOU HAVE N00B COOTIES NOW!

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

You before was a n00b.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

No, not everyone was a n00b, if that was what you were trying to say. That sentence was terrible.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*hugs Tuf* You have them now too! hehe

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Thank you.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Hehe Hiya. :]

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I don't know who you are, but I feel compelled to hug you?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Your not the only one. *hugs xfx*

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*hugs* I love hugs so it's alright.

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Because he or she left.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Room for one more? *awkwardly tries to get in group hug*

[ - ] imapervGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*stares*

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*shuffles off*

[ - ] imapervGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*shakes head*

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*sulks in corner*

[ - ] imapervGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*pats on back*

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*looks up, comforted*

[ - ] this_is_mattnessGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

you're comforted, and his name is imaPERV? *shakes head*

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

My phone got taken away.. practically...

[ - ] AdmiralAndyGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I just got a promotion.

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

GOOD FOR YOU!!!

[ - ] AdmiralAndyGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Thaaaaaannnnnkkkkksssss

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

graag gradeen. You are welcome.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*says in my best Aussie accent* Good on ya mate!

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

That was a very accent.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

You win at having a job.

[ - ] imapervGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

So your not an admiral anymore?

[ - ] AdmiralAndyGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I'm not a Captain anymore.

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Oh, you were CAPTAINandy.

[ - ] imapervGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Ah, now it makes sense.

[ - ] LittleMissNigelGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

If you talk to a stranger over the internet you don't know if they really are who they say they are because it is so easy to pretend to be someone you're not when ? Ahh. Can you please finish this sentence? It's midnight I'm tired and can't think.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Sounds about right.

[ - ] LittleMissNigelGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

What?

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

What time is it there? It's 2:13pm here.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

12:15 in Sydney. Midnight

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Whoa,you from Sydney, Canada, wow.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

No, silly Sydney, Australia.

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Whoa, evenmore. I from Eeidhoven.

[ - ] LittleMissNigelGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

There's a Sydney in Canada? Cool

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Ja, I have a friend there.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Late enough to stop procrastinating on studying for tests tomorrow. Somewhere is Asia, no being specific.

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Asia, JAPAN!!

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Asia, WRONG! You know, there's more to Asia than just Japan.

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Asia... mongolia.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

You're close, but so far away... I'm tempted to start giving out hints. *sigh*

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Asian Russian Federation?

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Nope. Too high.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

China

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Asia, people's republic os CHINA

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

One day, when you guess, tell me.

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Turkey?

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Still all wrong. I can't think of a good hint that doesn't give away the whole thing, or is too obscure to get.

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Too, obscure.

[ - ] evilduckGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

afganistan?

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Food hint: Today, I had roti prata for breakfast and chicken rice for dinner. I have no idea if that helps.

[ - ] imapervGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Hong Kong?

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Last night I had curry rice, and bubble tea some time during the day.

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

INDIA!!!

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Not India, but we do have a high Indian population. I don't like durian.

[ - ] imapervGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Indonesia?

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Nepal, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Tibet.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I can see Indonesia from my bedroom window, actually. We live high up! Still no dice!

[ - ] LittleMissNigelGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Asia, Earth?

[ - ] AdmiralAndyGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

If you talk to a stranger over the internet: You don't know if they are who they say they are, because it is so easy to pretend to be someone else. All of this is thanks to the internet being text base.

[ - ] imapervGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*based

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*basedge

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Okay, now I'm actually leaving, bye :] <3<3

[ - ] AdmiralAndyGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*hug* Don't leave meeeee...

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Bye <3

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*hug* *sob* bye.

[ - ] imapervGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Bye. *hugs*

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I could easily kill someone right now. Someone meaning me.

[ - ] AdmiralAndyGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Just take the ole chainsaw to your wrists.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I think someone needs a hug *ties TUF's hands together so she can't hurt me then hugs*

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I don't want or need any hugs.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Only from me, You are telling me what is wrong tomorrow on Msn alright. get better <3<3

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I probably wont be on tomorrow. And I don't really want to talk about it anyway. <3

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Ok then. *gets thing from MIB and erases past 5 minutes of TUF's mind*

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*hugs* I don't care if you don't want them.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Hi, Mobile..

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Hi.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I got told you quit. Oh, and guess what? I had a friggen rage/rant thing 'cause no one told me and because you didn't even say bye to me. And now guess what? You didn't quit so I had a friggen rant for no friggen reason. >B( /rant.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Oh that? That was in response to this: http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/734126

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

What the fuck? How did I miss that.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

So, you were just lying like all the other OPs? HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU DO THAT TO EVERYONE!? YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK! D:

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I said later that I was probably overreacting.

[ - ] imapervGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I thought you quit! *is relieved*

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Rather you didn't. Suicides tough to handle for the people left, you probably shouldn't. 'Sokay. *hugs*

[ - ] imapervGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

TUF doesn't want or need any hugs.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I noticed when I refreshed. A'ight.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Exactly.

[ - ] AdmiralAndyGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*constructs Nazi Germany at bottom of post*

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Evil Nazi.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*hides*

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Aren't all naziz evil?

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

yup.

[ - ] jellyintheskyGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

wow the people on this site are really rude.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*confused look on face*

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Yes weare

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Wow, you need to learn some grammar.

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I'm hardly fluent in english, so SORRY.

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

So awhat are you then like german?

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

No, I'm Dutch, but i'm fluent in dutch, german, polish, flemish, french, tchec and danish

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

'Tis true, TUF. Gemiddeld means average in Dutch.

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

You remember :)

[ - ] evilduckGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

gepijt

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

ae wat je zegt

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*slaps* [!]

[ - ] imapervGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I'm only rude to one person...

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

WHO WHO WHO!!

[ - ] imapervGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

kassie17/leanne13/whatever her new name is now.

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Right, you are the bed person.

[ - ] imapervGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I'm not a bad person, I merely have a low opinion of her and express it through constant abuse.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I love how you made abusing her sound nice.

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I did not day bad, I sais bed.

[ - ] imapervGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

How is someone a bed person? I just assumed it was a typo.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

What did you day?

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Nope, and you know what I mean.

[ - ] imapervGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

No, I don't. Unless you're referring to my rapist tendency.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*exasperated sigh*

[ - ] LittleMissNigelGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I want a new MLIA to post so i can ask another question on it.. I really suck at writing speeches

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I once wrote a speech on how Spongebob went on an inner journey in the Spongebob movie. I failed by 2 marks.

[ - ] LittleMissNigelGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I think I could write a better speech on why I think waffles are better than pancakes than on "the internet is taking over"

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Why can't they give speeches on cooler things like that. It'll proberly help in life more.

[ - ] LittleMissNigelGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I'm hungry

[ - ] jellyintheskyGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

all you have to do is tickle the pear and the house-elves will gives you lots of cakes and things.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

FUCK! I MISSED 11:11! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCKITY FUCK, FUCK! D:< /rage.

[ - ] LittleMissNigelGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I did too :(

[ - ] imapervGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I almost always miss it, and don't realize it till twelve-ish.

[ - ] jellyintheskyGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

does anyone know exactly what the function of a rubber duck is?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

awesome.

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Cliche, please do not do that here.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Reply fail.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

It's a duck made of rubber.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Ahem.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

.mehA

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Hellooo. :]

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Well, I gotta go to bed. Night peoples. /absolutelynohugstonight. Just so you know. 'K, night everyone.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Goodnight. :)

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

What time is it there?

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Obviously bedtime.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Love you Tuffy <3

[ - ] ThisQuietStormGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

An MLIA that includes pretend texting AND facebook. Ultra fail.

[ - ] DoyouliketacosGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

I am rebelling at school today!! Yay for library time!!!

[ - ] this_is_mattnessGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

*stalker breathes down neck* mwahahaha!

[ - ] DoyouliketacosGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Hey Hope!! It is so not as creepy knowing that you are sitting right in front of me!!!

[ - ] this_is_mattnessGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

*facepalm* katelyn, you have ruined the secret. NOW I WILL RAEP CHOO. D:<

[ - ] DoyouliketacosGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Sorry!!! Well I am getting back to work! :) Have a Good Day Everyone!

[ - ] this_is_mattnessGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

yeah...it'll be better than ours...*sigh*

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Fuck sleep.

[ - ] MobileGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*fucks* It's not really that great. It just lies there and takes it. It's like doing it with a pillow.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

You've done it with a pillow?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Who hasn't?

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Me. I prefer, you know.. Men.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

And I prefer women. We have something in common already!

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Oh snap!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 3Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Yes for me women are better but you know those loney nights. It's just you and your pillow in the moon light. It's magic.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

It's Mobs, do you even have to ask?

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Eh, I suppose you're right.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Your gonna regret that in the morning.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Someone must be pissy today 'cause half the comments just got a bad.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

It's not I, said Alexis.

[ - ] imapervGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Not me either, said _____.

[ - ] gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

It ia not me, said average.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Llamafish69 said it wasn't him.

[ - ] i_do_like_twilight_deal_with_iGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

i do that tooooO@!!!!!!

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