MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

*stabs OP with Winchester lockback* Did you feel that, too? I hope it hurt.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Is that why you were licking it before?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

No, I was licking it because I really like knives...

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'm more of a spoon and fork fan.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

How you feel about sporks?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I own a titanium spork.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Hate them. They're an abomination of the species.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'm indifferent.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*saddened by Tyr's hatred of sporks*

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Can't help it. Why take two good things, and put them together? All that does is create soemthing that could have been awesome, but too awkward to fulfill it's potential for awesomeness. Leave good things alone, and let them be good by themselves, is what I say.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*something

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Personally, I'm a big fan of sporks. They take up less room and are perfectly good utensils. Just, don't try to eat soup with them. Pretty much useless in that regard. And, they make good weapons. I mean...what?

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Anything makes a good weapon if you are inventive K-Dubs

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Personally, my favourite is a mechanical pencil.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Personally, I carry a rusty spoon in my pocket, just in case there's a "I need to stab somebody" emergency.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I tend to carry a meat fork whenever possible, not the most inventive but does the job really well

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Fie on both of you. Mechanical pencils are the way to go. They're inconspicuous, hurt like fuck and leave no marks when you stab someone with them.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Yeah, it is hard to disguise stab wounds caused by a meat fork

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I prefer a knife. I carry one at all times. I care not about evidence. The cops don't touch me.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'm a tricksy bitch who gets away with everything. Except that time I threw the highlighter at the football players face...but I only got two one-hour detentions for it. And the Dean was the football coach, too. *innocent smile*

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'm not too worried about leaving marks so much. Besides, they're Wal-Mart spoons. Not like they can positively match the wounds to my tableware, and say, "Without a shadow of a doubt, this guy did it."

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I stabbed the prosecutor in front of the jury and walked out.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I used to carry around a crossbow, but that just became too unwieldy

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I used to carry around a NERF Maverick, but then they disbanded HvZ at my campus...

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I imagine a regular bow would be easier to carry, and far more awesome to use.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

No school should outlaw HvZ

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Well, when your school has a shooting, they tend to not like it when you carry around things that look like guns anymore...

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Makes sense on most normal campuses...

[ - ] TwilightSucksButtGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

What the hell? You like knives? Oh who cares, I like knives anyway.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Now, I must go off to make pie, or my brothers will starve.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Let them. Feed me instead. :)

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

The pie has been made :D

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*Stabs OP with a clear knife* I do not apologize.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Between you and me, I think we killed it, so no need to apologize.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*burns OP's corpse to destroy evidence of stabbings*

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 3Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

A clear door? Way to word that weird, OP. Plus, I just don't like this post.

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

MLIA should be a liar-free zone.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

That would mean.. Nothing but average posts would get through! Ahh, if only.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

If only we could get that lucky.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

It's not a matter of luck. 'Tis but a matter of killing. We must find who is responsible for these posts and slit their throats.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I don't have the time, or the free space in my septic tank. I do, however, have a friend who needs feed for his hogs...

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Well, he would need at least sixteen pigs, as they can eat a 200lb body in about 8 minutes. Then again, I only assume these OPs never leave the house and weigh about 350 each.

[ - ] frozengogurtGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

ahhh, that would be so nice. like it used to be "today i checked my mail but nothing was there yet. i remembered it was sunday & walked back inside." now its "i was in walmart when a ninja flew in and everyone started clapping and told me how they hated twilight." i mean godddammmnnn.

[ - ] picklepuddleGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

wouldn't OP at least noticed the piece of paper stuck to it?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

...See...OPs tend to be...stupid.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

How can one notice that which isn't there?

[ - ] picklepuddleGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

nice

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*browses ThinkGeek.com*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

No. Stop. Now, I know it's a trick. No girl is this perfect.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*unzips own pants* Nope, still no penis.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Yes, I believe it is possible. And her significant other is either a very lucky dude/chick/whatever (I make no judgements), or a total dolt, and has no idea what they have.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*amused* And The Boyfriend is male, last I checked.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'm going to say "both" only because I am jealous of the guy.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

You aren't the only one. KW, please say you have a sister, she's exactly like you, and she's single. *puppy eyes*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I have a sister, she's in middle school, and no, she's not exactly like me. She tries, though. Also, seriously, you guys are going to make my cheeks bruise from all this blushing I'm doing...

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

You know me. I aim to please women... especially hot, nerdy women. I love them almost as much as I love myself. *Fixes tie in mirror, winks at reflection*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*eyebrow raise*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Today, I learned that ThinkGeek sold knives. MLIA http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/7f02/

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I used to have something similar. I broke the firestarter though.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

IS it just me, or is "Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire" the best title for a TV show ever? I can't believe that sounds so cliche.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*laughs* That show is awesome for how dumb it is. I haven't watched it in forever, though.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

It's the stupidity of it that makes it so hilarious. It's like the writers purposely went, "Ok, what kind of dumb shit can we do in this episode?"

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Exactly. Which is why it has a special place in my heart.

[ - ] captainpuppymuncherGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*stupified* The cake is a lie?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*goods*

[ - ] captainpuppymuncherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I wonder if that means that the cake is actually chocolate as opposed to strawberry. That would be really disappointing. o.O

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Naw, I'm good with chocolate cake. Put some strawberry icing on it, we're in business.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

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[ - ] captainpuppymuncherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

and a bunch of gummi bears on top! *Success!*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

You are failing miserably at finding the correct reply button.

[ - ] captainpuppymuncherGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Oh!!! I was wondering what you were trying to say! *embarrassed by display of stupidity*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

...I think you mean FAIL. *points to the right* Reply button is there, it is your friend, go introduce yourself. It wants to be touched.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

As do I, but that's a different story entirely.

[ - ] captainpuppymuncherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Man, that reply button sure is kinky. I usually don't put out on a first date but that was marvelous. The touching was out of this world! lol

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Just don't excite it too much or it'll go all over the place.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*refrains from obvious joke*

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

damn, people beat me to it, blast my shitty internet connection

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'm watching the Mighty Boosh right now.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

40 minutes since last post, please don't let this become another one of those 2000 comment pages

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Highly doubt it. We'll be lucky to reach 200.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Hey, I created the fanpage for that one! Don't insult it.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I know K-Dubs, as one of the people that contributed to that memorable occasion I am a member of said fanpage

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I also created the "DAMMIT, MLIA! I SAID NO!" group.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Someone mentioned a commenter's group on face. Did any of you realize how many MLIA groups there are on Facebook? Jesus damn.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*Facebook* Fuck, forgot half the damn word.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

It's called MLIA Commenters http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=247521390445&ref=ts

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

That was me who mentioned it and this one is for the Commenters. Search "MLIA Commenters" on Facebook.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'm just saying. Damn, there's something like 200 groups and pages. Jesus.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

And most are made by moronic n00bs who say "yes" to submissions like this one.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I wasn't in the conversation or anything.. but I just searched MLIA commenters and joined.. :O

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I too, have requested to join. But I will pass on the penis fritters. I'm just not that hungry.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

That is a weird sentence.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Look up "weird" in a dictionary. I believe the picture is my great grandfather. It's in my blood.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

It's even weirder that that's not the first time I've read that today.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I looked it up. It had no picture, just the definition of the word "weird". You lied to me.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 12Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

Mmmm.. I'm bored. People good me if you've seen me before and bad me if you haven't. People who reply to this.. challenge? Do the same to theres.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 13Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I ACCEPT THY CHALLENGE!

[ - ] ActionManGood: 13Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Yea why not, I'll jump in.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 13Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Me too.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 13Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I accept the challenge too. :]

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 11Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*joins in challenge and shall check response later?*

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Ill tell you later if you like?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Yeah. Screenshot it and Facebook it to me. 'night, Aus. <3

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Night K-Dubs <3<3

[ - ] iStabberGood: 9Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

CHALLENGE ACCEP-wait for it-TED.

[ - ] LietthelawyerGood: 6Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

I doubt many people will know me, but here goes!

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I feel bad 'bad'ing you. But now I know you.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Sorry :/

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Yeah, I don't know who you are either.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I only ever see you arguing with Trolling.

[ - ] LietthelawyerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Yeah, I probably should stop doing that. DO NOT FEED THE TROLL and all that...

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I've seen you once before. Therefore, you get a "good" from me.

[ - ] LietthelawyerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I think I'll start commenting more often. It's really fun, not to mention addictive.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

So according to this, there's 12 people online and we come on here way too often.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I knew I did the right thing saying challenge.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*sidekicks Firefox for freezing up on her* Fuck you, too, Mozilla. But, it's time for a K-Dubs to go to bed. My mum is annoyed by my loud typing. 'night, y'all. Talk to you tomorrow.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Night night.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Night K-Dubs! <3<3<3

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Sleep well. :]

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

G`night K-Dubs!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

And now I just arrived. Fuck. Bye anyways ;3

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Bye, Bela. Sorry I had to go. We always seem to miss each other...

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Tomezones suck.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Indeed they do.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

G'nite. Wow. It's three AM. Off to bed for me, too.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

No, there's only one of me. Not three.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

...You are in my timezone.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Auf wiedersehen, lovely KWin.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Buenas noches, He Who Wears Suits and Stabs.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Do not fear, Bela is here!

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

HI!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Hola! Zup?

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Werk. 'Sup wichoo?

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Skool. 'T sucks.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Awhhhhh. I'm freakin' tired. I still have over six hours of my shift left.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Naw :( And how long have you worked till now?

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Let's see, I have been here since ten in the PM.. And it's one twenty right now. So not long. Ugh, and it feels like foreverrrrrrerer.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Poor thing. Glad that you are here at least ;3

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

And getting paid for it! ;] All I can think about is how nice it's going to be to sleep. Haha.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Sleep is the most awesome thing after sliced head. Wait, what?

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Que?

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*Is Scared*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Random capitilization Is random.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Yes. Yes It Is.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Hey! <3<3

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Hey<3<3 And how are you doing today?

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I am doing alright :D Abit tired aye, how about you lovely?

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Doin' allright ;) Got back a math test today, and it went fantastic :3

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

haha that's great :D

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Yes, so I'm feeling quite fabulous right now, even tho I'm tired as shit xD

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

hahaha awww that is so nice :D

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Hello!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Hi MLIA fwend!

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*Bows* Hullo.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Hi Stabbah!

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Is that said like "Timmah!"?

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Indeed it is. You got problems with it?

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Not one bit. I quite like it.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Then that is my new nickname for you.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I've hardly been on here tonight. :/

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

And why the heck not?!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

AP!

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Got thrown off for a split second, I was like.. How did you know my real initials? Lololol.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*giggles* haha sorrry :p

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*Rubs eyes* Haha, no need to be. I am quite sleepy.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

haha It is alright. You are forgiven, and I think you should get a job that involves you sleeping :D

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

AP!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

copier!

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Says you! :O

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Anyone playing Forsvarsmakten? *Swedish Armed Forces*

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

You need to bring the beat back *whistles* Blow my whistle bitch.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

That is a fun song to dance to... on DDR...

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

It just came on on my iTunes haha.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Ahh I havent heard that song in ages! <3

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'm listening to all this random old stuff I have. Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket. The lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it...

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

When do I find out if I've made the cut for the commenters group on FB? My name is Natalie.. I just requested to join. Fo sho fo sho.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

When one of the admins for the group are online. If you comment you should be accepted.

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Yeah, although nothing on my Facebook profile hints that I am Loosicles. Haha.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

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[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I noticed. I was about to say "Ugh, I forgot to use the reply button. :l" and was rate limited.

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Boggle is a harsh mistress.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

What the shit is this?! "Today, I got a call during class from a number I didn't know. Instead of rejecting the call, I put the phone back into my posct and let it ring because the vibrations felt good on my leg. MLIA"

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

MLIMasturbationInClass?

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

More like MLIHorney. (S)he like the vibration.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

You're the OP of that story aren't you?

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Reowr. ;)

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Because I am known for writing lame, horney stories ;) ~

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Speaking of stories... *pokes you repeatedly until you answer*

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

LOL! Aw man, re-read things before you click submit.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

What? o_o

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

You don't see the sexual innuendo in that?

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

hehe english? hmm I could send it to you...

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Not really... and - YES PLEASE! :D

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Me and vinneh are like this *twists fingues* nothing sexual about it. and I will later... this is my 'no look or think about work' time :D

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

There is something blatant sexual innuendo in that, especially seeing as xfx put MLIHorney before.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

MY life isn't horney, the OP's is... No comment after that.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

OH! Oh... OHHHH. No. Just... no.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I wonder what a posct is..

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Another word for rectum?

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

That must be it.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

That made the post so much worse with the line 'I put the phone back into my' O.o

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Oh ... that's nasty...

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Narsty indeed.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Haha, reminds me of Family Guy, TVG.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Thanks for catching the reference. :D

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

My head voice for you, Vinneh, shall now be Cleveland.

[ - ] deathcab4bootyGood: 1Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

this story's a total repeat. ive walked into glass doors too but i dont apologize for it haha mlia is getting so lame. anyways, this story just got posted at IABP. check it out? if not, dont bad me just because i like another site. someone else might enjoy the link. :) http://wearebadpeople.blogspot.com/2010/03/shitty-timing.html

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'm furious that you would look at anything that isn't MLIA.

[ - ] deathcab4bootyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

most people are. it's ridiculous. by the way, im assuming your comment is sarcastic

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Yeah, most things that I say are in jest.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Then I will bad you for your grammar :D

[ - ] LietthelawyerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I second that motion.

[ - ] deathcab4bootyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

:\ you know what? just because i dont capitalize everything doesnt mean the grammar nazis gotta swoop in with their bad sticks. get over it lol

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Well, it makes my head hurt to read it. I'm not usually a grammar freak, but capitalizing is a minimum.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'm furious that you don't capitalize your damn personal "I"s.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

And not capitalizing letters when beginning a new sentence.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

That one doesn't anger me as much. But, not capitalizing the personal "I"? HULK SMASH!

[ - ] deathcab4bootyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

you try lying on the floor with a netbook. typing is serious business. :( no but for real, it hurts to press the shift key.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*Twirls knife* It's gonna hurt more if you don't.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

O.O I am lying on the floor with my netbook. Stop stalking.

[ - ] deathcab4bootyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

xfuckx! i <3 you haha

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

wonders who you are* O.O alrightly.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Fuck you, fuck you very muchhhhh.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Fuck me, fuck me very much :D

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Fucks you, fucks you very much.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Lmao, I've seen that song live.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*Wait's for Mob's to come online* any one have an interesting story?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Mobile said he's leaving MLIA after the googlegooglegooglegoogle post.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Stupid OP's, *waits on facebook* why does he need to sleep!?

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Seriously... how the fuck did that get through? It was nothing but a string of 'google'.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Because the voters are idiots...

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Personally, I think there are people out there who just click "yes" to everything.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Yes, I believe they do -_-

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Yea I came across a post that I vividly remember in the submissions. "Today, I found out that if you hold down enter you can vote on all of the posts really quickly. All of them yes. MLIA"

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

That doesn't work. The posts loop.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

O.O Fucking hell!

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I went to a Sikh wedding over the weekend... the ceremony was three hours long, and we had to sit on the floor.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*googles Sikh*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I had about the Sikhs in Religion. Don't they have weird rituals?

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

A few. One was awesome: the groom had a sword. They basically read scripture... well, scratch that, they sing the scriptures, and then say some other stuff. I couldn't understand any of it.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

That is indeed awesome. I visited a Quaker church once. That was interesting.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Quaker, eh? That does seem interesting, to say the least.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*wrings out hair* 1) Goth pants are obscenely comfortable for having so much fucking metal on them. 2) Nothing is on television except UFC. This is not a bad thing. 3) Tying on an iPhone is a bitch.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

UFC :D

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

our back! also, you have to show me these Goth pants!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

You're*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

They don't fit as well as they used to. Then again, I bought them off a friend four years ago. I've gained weight since then. *glowers at hips*. And, finally, not here for long as my phone only has so much battery left and I get shit signal down here.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Holy crap! Tomorrow already? And, once again, you have upped your hotness with the UFC remark.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Dude, two shirtless guys beating the fuck out of each other? This is like porn for me. But, they switched to fishing. Total bonerkill. *sigh*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Ya know... I used to partake in said shirtless beating. I miss those days. Now, I only watch and hope I can one day be there if things go right.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

...You have my attention.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

So, I go toe-to-toe with this guy who's got 20lbs on me, a bit taller, and monkey arms that give him a massive advantage in reach. After getting frustrated with not being able to box, due to reach disadvantage, and since I have a crappy ground game, I decide to go for broke and Muay Thai clinch his ass. Enough knees to his chest, and the guy eventually goes down.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

O.O I think I am going to go for a run, I'm starting to feel fat D: be back later maybe.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Have fun :D

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Ahh, I just sneezed all over my laptop. FMD.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

FuckMyDad?

[ - ] dramaprincess101Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

F*ckMyDimples?

[ - ] lottieciaGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

It's nice the door accepted your apology.

[ - ] dramaprincess101Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

But did the door really mean it?

[ - ] Gamer0309Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

this never happened

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