MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 9Bad: 121 year, 11 months ago

Oh aren't you just a special snowflake?

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 5Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

I forgot the sarcasm button... [!]*

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It's okay, I think we can catch on...

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I can catch on yo MUM.

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 11Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Your mum can catch my herpes.

[ - ] xoxoxoSOCCERxoxoxoGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

SHIT you have herpes? :o

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I thought I mentioned that last night.

[ - ] xoxoxoSOCCERxoxoxoGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Don't expect me to remember anything you say when I'm wasted.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Puhlease....YM jokes are sooo last season. *snobby look with hand flip and har flip* [!]

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

have you noticed that i'm one of the only commenter who has a username which can distinguish their gender?

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I thought mine was pretty obvious...

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

WELL goo'nigh :D

[ - ] xoxoxoSOCCERxoxoxoGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Mine indicates that I'm a girl.

[ - ] pajamasGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You're a lunatic. OBVIOUSLY my user name screams my gender.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Did you know that people with a male or neutral sounding screen name are harassed by others far less than those with female sounding screen names?

[ - ] YouNeverShutUpGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

My gender isn't obvious? How dare you!

[ - ] pajamasGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I do believe that was an invitation to start harassing rabidfangirl...

[ - ] pajamasGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

I do believe that was an invitation to start harassing rabidfangirl...

[ - ] YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It was. Act on it, please.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I used to have a gendered sceen name, but it wass't randomenough, so i ditched it for this.

[ - ] epic_fail_guyGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Oh, hay guys. What's going on in this thread?

[ - ] YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Stuff.

[ - ] pajamasGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

n00b-harassing fun!

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*builds bonfire* Let's sacrifice the n00bs and OPs to the MLIA gods. (Note the difference between n00bs and newbies. TOTAL difference)

[ - ] YouNeverShutUpGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

The trick to being a n00b? Don't let anybody know/see that you're a n00b.

[ - ] pajamasGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*dances around fire and chants* *Lifts knife in the air over tied-up n00b* (dramatic music in the background)

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

So true. Avoid using text speak, misspellings on purpose, really poor grammar, and annoying spam/trolling.

[ - ] YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

We dedicate this sacrifice to?

[ - ] YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yep. Also lurk for a few hours/days to get the hang of what to do, and what not to do. That is how I survived.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*creates tribal headdress from fingers of OPs* *dances* AIAIAIAIAIIFGGHGAIIAIAIAIAII!

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I lurked and have been lurking (commenting occasionally) for months. maybe even a year. So yeah, I am most definitly NOT a n000b. Unless i fake it. *evil laugh*

[ - ] YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*joins the chanting and dancing*

[ - ] ambrawlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Is you name from a Nightwish song? If so, FAIL.

[ - ] hamsta_luvaGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

OP, that's just... FASCINATING[!]

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 3Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

*offers OP a poisoned doughnut*

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 7Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

...That doughnut was poisoned? Uh-oh.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 8Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I knew no cop could resist.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*Looks at all comments* Looks like we are in the prescence of a badding troll.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*dons detective coat* A mystery is afoot watson! *puffs pipe*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*wanders in nibbling on doughnut* Thith thathtes thunny.

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 6Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

And here ladies and gentlemen, is the plot of Bounty Hunter. MLIARipOff

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Lessons learned on MLIA: if it happened in a movie, on TV, in an novel or during a commercial, it can't happen anywhere else.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I was thinking the same thing. O_o

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

How is this average??? More like, MLIAwesomeRevengeishFeelingBecauseIAmLameThatWay.

[ - ] brittanyythemliaADDICTxGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Someone should create that i reckon

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 24Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Today, I arrested my ex-wife. She told my partner about my erectile dysfunction, so I tazed her in the breasts. MLIA

[ - ] hamsta_luvaGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

OP is suggesting the average person is a policeman who arrests their ex-wife for shoplifting. How pleasant.

[ - ] hamsta_luvaGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

And vandalism.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 8Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

Awe, she dumped you so you're pretending to have gotten back at her. Fuck one of her friends, that's what I would do. I mean, uh... take the high road.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Mhmm, the high road...yeah.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Well, it's not average... but it's pretty funny.

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 9Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

That's what she said.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I thoroughly enjoyed that "that's what she said" joke. Thank you

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Well, not if sundayporch is a guy. *innocent look*

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Nope, not a guy!

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Oh yay! *claps hands spastically* Of course its what you said!

[ - ] vincemoonGood: 5Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

How? What do you mean how? An average individual could have seen her in the local shopping centre. Only a policeman can arrest her. Even less average is it that she was shoplifting. You're not average.

[ - ] gamberroGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

can't you do a citizen's arrest? It just doesn't do shit (no force, nothing).

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 10Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Today, I saw my ex-wife. In the local brothel. How? I'm one of the men who paid her for special "favors." MLIA

[ - ] pajamasGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I wish MLIA had a "like" button like facebook. Oh well. *goods*

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I wish Facebook/Myspace/Twitter/Other Sites had a "good" and "bad" button like MLIA. xD

[ - ] myfamilytriestogetmewastedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

if you're a hooker and someone really gross wants to bang you, can you say no???

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Alright. I'll admit it. I smirked on the inside.

[ - ] FattyPatty810Good: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Unnecessary "." between wife and in.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Emphasis.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Who is doing my job?! Other Bad Button Troll, I shall eat you, biotch.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Damn. *walks away dejected*

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I want to eat you, you look tastey. Like a fuzzy lolipop that your 6 year old cousin dropped on the floor!

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

(Psst: Fergie got it wrong - there's no "e" in "tasty" ;))

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

.... Damn her!

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

At least Gwen got "bananas" right!

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

That song confuses me. Why bananas?? *begs forgiveness if this is a n00bish question*

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Because bananas are the king of all fruit. That is why.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I have a strong dislike for bananas.

[ - ] xoxoxoSOCCERxoxoxoGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Because of their ample supply of potassium.

[ - ] epic_fail_guyGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Because bananas are yellow, and "yellow" is the name of a type of fever, so Gwen is saying that she is hot like a fever, and that her main goal is to shut down your body's faculties and kill you. *surveys logic, satisfied*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

WOW! *feels fufilled*

[ - ] myfamilytriestogetmewastedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

put a banana in your ear! put a banana right into your favorite ear!

[ - ] epic_fail_guyGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

He/she is also doing my job. Failing epically. This is unforgivable.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Again, I restate "Watson! A mystery is afoot"

[ - ] totallydudeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'M A BANANA!!!

[ - ] noellejoyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I love how this is on MLIA rather than FML. Kudos.

[ - ] myfamilytriestogetmewastedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

how the hell would this be an fml???

[ - ] VanillaExtractGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

MLIA has done to shit. Bye forever...

[ - ] allhailratGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

WIN

[ - ] myusernamesucksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

EPIC WIN! I congradulate you.

[ - ] danceydancetimeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

ahahahah no, your life is awesome

[ - ] meep13Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/731139

[ - ] tiffanyjeanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

that's hot!

[ - ] TammoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Gerard Butler?!

[ - ] realaveragegirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

? average people see other average people at average places for average reasons. you are far from average. but, kudos to you

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