MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] cutiepiegirI01Good: 6Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

*Puts gun to head*

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Whoa. Sudden loss of noob-ness there.

[ - ] cutiepiegirI01Good: 1Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

I'm a clone.

[ - ] cutiepiegirl01Good: 2Bad: 131 year, 11 months ago

hay we have the same username again!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehehe

[ - ] curbsideprophetGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

But...how?

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

*takes gun* Goodbye, cruel world..

[ - ] cutiepiegirI01Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It's not the same. My name has a lower-case "L" at the end of "girl". Your name has an upper-case "i" at the end of "girl". I'm the original.

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Didn't someone do that to BGL?

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 111 year, 11 months ago

Didn't someone do that to BGL?

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That sucks. *is grateful my username contains neither an I nor an l*

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Oops! Sorry!

[ - ] cutiepiegirI01Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Well, all of this is besides the point. I want you all to say one reason on why you hate me. GO!

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Your username reminds me of pie, therefore making me hungry.

[ - ] curbsideprophetGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You call yourself a cutiepie. Not only is that being... weird, but the words "cutie" and "pie" should never be combined. "Cutie shouldn't even be a word.

[ - ] curbsideprophetGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sprits with extra " into comment and places it there then runs away*

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ah. The word "clone" opens up a huge world of possibilities.

[ - ] who123Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nobodies called me a noob yet *feels left out*

[ - ] xoxoxoSOCCERxoxoxoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

n00b. even though i am too...

[ - ] curbsideprophetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*points finger* N00b! You know it's not a good thing, right?

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Who123, I now pronounce you..a noob. Happy?

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You don't want to be called a n00b.

[ - ] CynicalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hey! who123! You're a n00b!

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

no0b. With a zero.

[ - ] CircafanGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

You're a horrible person.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is ashamed*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You're a circafanning awesome person.

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Laughing at others' imperfections. You disgust me. *decapitates OP*

[ - ] CynicalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

But... it's probably something that OP was supposed to laugh at. They were friends.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*doesn't stop laughing* *needs help*

[ - ] AluminumFoilGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Talking to a mortician* What was the cause of death, doctor? Mortician: Autospy revealed that it was excessive laughter. Me: I guess that means that...laugher ISN't the best medicine...

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

BAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] i_love_CynicalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

squeak.

[ - ] cutiepiegirl01Good: 0Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago

yor a sheep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You're a n00b!!!!!!!!! Hehe- oh wait! That's right! You are not funny.

[ - ] cutiepiegirl01Good: 0Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

im not trying to be funney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im saying that yor a sheep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm saying you are a n00b who has horrible spelling and grammar!

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Does he get a glass eye like the POC guy?

[ - ] lunapyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

How cruel.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 14Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My eye got cut with a stick as a kid. I had an eyepatch. I did not pretend to be a pirate.

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yay for Kk!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*tips hat*

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Hugs*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hugs back*

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Dances*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*joins*

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Dances with Marvey*

[ - ] curbsideprophetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*looks both ways then joins hug*

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wooo!

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

***************uses and unnecessary amount of asterisks***************

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*scratches away at the offending 'n' that crept its way into my comment* *curses out rape limit*

[ - ] curbsideprophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*runs way with unnecessary "d"*

[ - ] CynicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

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[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*reads list* *tilts head to side*

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I love you guys!

[ - ] curbsideprophetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I hope you mean rate limit.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*cries* I corrected myself wrongly. *goes to FML*

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Comforts Marvey*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*sniffles* Nah, I prefer rape limit, CSP.

[ - ] curbsideprophetGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, gee, ain't that just the cleverest thing ev-ah! *slaps self repeatedly*

[ - ] Spiked_with_LaxativesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This reminded me of another cliche post. I didn't like that one either.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

O_o...which one?

[ - ] Spiked_with_LaxativesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Guy took out his glass eye to scare the teacher. They couldn't finish class because of it.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The jerk store called, and they're running out of you!

[ - ] cutiepiegirl01Good: 0Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago

like bacan!!!!!!!!!! hehehehehe

[ - ] curbsideprophetGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

2 points for a Seinfeld reference.

[ - ] bellalovesyomommaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

2 points for liking Jason Mraz

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

oh em gee. el oh el.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's cruel. *takes out tazer* *tazes self* Wha- *faints*

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*throws bucket of ice cold water on TOYDS*

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wake up silly billy.

[ - ] DoyouliketacosGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Shame on you OP! You and your cruel jokes!

[ - ] i_love_CynicalGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Cynical, you are too beautiful for me to bear. To you, no one can compare. My love is eternal, my dear lieutenant colonel. *cringes at the awful last rhyme... but oh well*

[ - ] CynicalGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Actually, I am a lieutenant colonel, but of the popcorn division! *laughs at own pun*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*rimshot*

[ - ] CynicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

So... you're single, right? *acts seductively*

[ - ] lemonlemmings22Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

At least you didn't say "urinal".

[ - ] i_love_CynicalGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

hmm... "My love is eternal, like the lust of the urinal"

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

.... *giggles at thought of person with one eye* Oh, I'm a horrible person. Shame on me. *giggles some more*

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*just got yelled at by my bitch of a mother*

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That isn't good.

[ - ] xoxoxoSOCCERxoxoxoGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

For what?

[ - ] cutiepiegirl01Good: 1Bad: 141 year, 11 months ago

DONT EVAR CALL YOR MOM THE B WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Please stop breathing.

[ - ] xoxoxoSOCCERxoxoxoGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You're starting to sound more and more like a 10 year old.

[ - ] cutiepiegirl01Good: 0Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

im not 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's even worse.

[ - ] schnauzerluver26Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You left out the rest of your sentence. You forgot to put "with the maturity level of a 4 year old" to the end.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You do kind of seem like your 13. Although if I had to guess, I would say 12.

[ - ] xoxoxoSOCCERxoxoxoGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ok. Then you're a very immature and annoying 13 year old. And please for the love of God chill out with the !s

[ - ] heytheredevonGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You're a n00b but I like you :)

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Umm, don't fucking tell me what to do? Thanks.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*empathizes with AKG*

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yay dark humor, wait I've heard this before..

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You're a bitch for making fun of your friend's disability.

[ - ] Spiked_with_LaxativesGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I thought the friend was making fun of his self o.o

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*himself, and either way, OP was still making fun.

[ - ] xoxoxoSOCCERxoxoxoGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well the friend obviously didn't care so I think it's alright. My friends make fun of each other all the time.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I want some apple juice.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I want to make a pee joke.

[ - ] Spiked_with_LaxativesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You better drink apple juice, OJ will kill you

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I love orange juice. Me <3 Orange juice

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I drink OJ all the time, does that mean I'm going to die? No, no it doesn't.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*drinks apple juice* Hmm I feel sorry for you.

[ - ] Spiked_with_LaxativesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

hehehehee, little does prophet know i spiked his apple juice....

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Woah *grabs stomach* erm.. I suddenly have to go brb!!

[ - ] Spiked_with_LaxativesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

oh, you won't be back in a loooong time. Happy trails

[ - ] heytheredevonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I want you?

[ - ] CynicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*goes to TC/akg*

[ - ] IAMIRONMANGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If anybody makes any pirate jokes im goin to find them and and arrest them for the charge of telling an over used joke. And by arrest i mean im going beat your brains out.

[ - ] Spiked_with_LaxativesGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Why couldn't the girl go into the pirate movie? It was rated ARRRR!!! hahahahahehehehehelolololol....I'm lonley

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...

[ - ] heytheredevonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I was going to good you, but then there was the annoying hahaheehlol at the end.

[ - ] bellalovesyomommaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I second that motion.

[ - ] tarynlovesyouGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This ones kinda funny but still sad...

[ - ] Ninjapikachuxgamer84Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Puts gun to eye*

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