MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 38Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hahahahahaaha. I actually like this one.

[ - ] SpazzmatazzGood: 5Bad: 151 year, 11 months ago

He poisened it.

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 12Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

It's spelled poisoned. :3

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 5Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

Wait, is it?. I don't know.

[ - ] SpazzmatazzGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

My recent spike in spelling errors is driving me crazy.

[ - ] Royale_with_CheeseGood: 12Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This post made my day.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

nice. woah, what happened to MLIA in the three days I was gone?

[ - ] taylordikeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It exploded. You missed a post that said "MLIA is yours?".

[ - ] typer2131Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aww, too bad. I was planning on blowing it up myself, actually. Wait, what?

[ - ] taylordikeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

A post said "MLIA is yours?". I'll give you the link if you want it.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh. Yeah, can I see?

[ - ] taylordikeGood: 0Bad: 131 year, 11 months ago

It exploded. You missed a post that said "MLIA is yours?".

[ - ] ImnotyourfaceGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Double post your bad

[ - ] taylordikeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That sentence made no sense...Double post my bad, or double post I am bad...

[ - ] NinjasRBetterThanPiratesGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

yes it did

[ - ] taylordikeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That doesn't answer my question?

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Oh my god. Learn to add capital letters and full stops. Thanks.

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Sentences should begin with capital letters. :3

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That is the response I get? Hey, where is everyone, anyway?

[ - ] xoxoxoSOCCERxoxoxoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

They died in the MLIa explosion.

[ - ] xoxoxoSOCCERxoxoxoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

MLIA*

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

They're hiding from me, we're playing hide 'n' seek. :3

[ - ] NinjasRBetterThanPiratesGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

nobody cares....

[ - ] NinjasRBetterThanPiratesGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

just the special immortal people survived... YAY ME!!!

[ - ] kassie17Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I got a stalker O.o

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

We know... :( *grabs an AK 47 in preparation to kill her stalker*

[ - ] kassie17Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*stares at gun* I'm really glad you're on my side, that thing is deadly.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Would you like to try and think of a new username? I'll help you out, somewhere where he won't be able to find you...

[ - ] kassie17Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes! And I really do need your help 'cause I'm really bad at thinking of names :/

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Speaking of whom... We haven't seen him today, have we? Did he finally die?

[ - ] kassie17Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I haven't seen him since he told me good night and said he loved me...I hope he did. Maybe he had a house fire?

[ - ] ElricGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hides gas can and matches* Wasn't me.

[ - ] kassie17Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*smiles* Love you Goteh, even though you changed your name.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ew. I missed that. And if he did have a house fire, it was probably set by some MLIAers. We can dream...

[ - ] PinkertonGood: 5Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

My orgasms are made in china.

[ - ] Royale_with_CheeseGood: 46Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No wonder why they're having population control problems.

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I wish I could good that comment like 10 times.

[ - ] NinjasRBetterThanPiratesGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

i giggled

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Sentences should begin with capital letters and end with full stops. Come on 5 year olds know that. And what have you got against pirates?

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You dropped a comma.

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Where?

[ - ] Royale_with_CheeseGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I found it.

[ - ] ElricGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

'Come on, five year olds know that.' There.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

After "Come on," you need some sort of punctuation. Either a comma or a colon would work.

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Oh I see where. Inbetween "on" and "5." :3

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Well, atleast I begin my sentences with capital letters and end them with full stops...

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This is true. I always appreciate a fellow grammar snob.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Oh, there you all are.

[ - ] NinjasRBetterThanPiratesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

hello! just press the refresh button!

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 1Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago

Hello!, Learn to use capital letters and full stops. That's 3 times i've told you.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 3Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

Raise your hand if you like Jersey Shore, don't be shy.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 1Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

*raises hand very high*

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

My friends stayed in the beach house next to theirs over the Summer. They chased Snookie down the boardwalk when she got punched.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Cool, my sisters and I love it but lots of people won't even give it a chance :(.

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Haha almost every person in my school watches that show.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

My mom hates it since she is from Jersey, do you like it?

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 1Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

Yeah I like it.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 1Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

I LOVE IT! but people won't give it a chance, my twelve year old sister even likes it.

[ - ] amnarizviGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

hahaha, this is seriously one of my favorite posts. WOO, go OP.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haha. I see what OP did there... Not average, but I don't hate it.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Groan.

[ - ] taylordikeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Moan.

[ - ] Royale_with_CheeseGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Loan.

[ - ] taylordikeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Own.

[ - ] xoxoxoSOCCERxoxoxoGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Bone.

[ - ] ElricGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Roan.

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Pwn.

[ - ] taylordikeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Is that even a word?

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fail.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Meow.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

yes, it is. You better believe in the pwn.

[ - ] taylordikeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No, I'm talking about "Roan".

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's a color.

[ - ] ElricGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

My face, it is numb. Don't go biking in cold, windy weather. Also: got back from Alice in Wonderland and a twenty minute bike ride after.

[ - ] taylordikeGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I saw that on acid in 3D...Oh my lord....

[ - ] xoxoxoSOCCERxoxoxoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

How was it?

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, one time I tried walking five miles in that kinda of weather...didn't go so well. I haven't seen Alice in Wonderland yet, is it good? I've been dying to go.

[ - ] lindsthibsGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

i kind of um.. don't get it. o_O

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Oh good, I'm not alone.

[ - ] lindsthibsGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Ah, thank you.

[ - ] xoxoxoSOCCERxoxoxoGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Their day was made because an ice cream vender gave them free ice cream. Since they are in China, his/her day was made in China. It's funny because many things are made in China.

[ - ] lindsthibsGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ohh, I do like this one then.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ohh! Thank you, that is clever. *feels stupid*. Whoops...

[ - ] SanoGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

�.�

[ - ] CutieInaDeathCabGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

How clever of you, OP! That sounds sarcastic, but it's not.

[ - ] SanoGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

>-> <-<

[ - ] fallenmelonGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Best post I've heard in a while!

[ - ] musicfreakkGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Free icecream will make anyone happy

[ - ] SanoGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I want an icecream !

[ - ] IAMIRONMANGood: 1Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] IAMIRONMANGood: 1Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

If anyone was woundering this is supposed to be "lame".

[ - ] SanoGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Please, learn to spell...>->

[ - ] IAMIRONMANGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

I did spell it right it just wasnt able to fit the whole word in for some reason.

[ - ] JellybeansToesGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Darn, I was hoping you forgot an l in llama.

[ - ] garagesaleGood: 11Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I saw "made my day" and thought it was cliche. Then I read the last sentence and smiled.

[ - ] SanoGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I did too ! *high five*

[ - ] garagesaleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*high fives Sano*

[ - ] SanoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*respect* xD

[ - ] hecouldbthe1Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

thate was great!!! that one made MY day =)

[ - ] toomuchcoffee911Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This was actually a good, clever MLIA. Thanks!

[ - ] johannasbananasGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I pasted this post onto the facebook wall of my chinese friend. He lol'd. MLIA

[ - ] MioneWazlibGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

LOL pun!

[ - ] sugarstorm05Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

LMAO I LOV THIS ONE :D

[ - ] broughttoyoubytheletterEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

hahaha.

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