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Today I realised that replacing the word "Willy" instead of "Wand" makes the Harry Potter stories more interesting. For example, "Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent." MLIA

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[ - ] YouAreAnItch642Good: 36Bad: 571 year, 11 months ago

I'm very sick of seeing HP posts.

[ - ] greenibeaniGood: 18Bad: 471 year, 11 months ago

I concur.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 19Bad: 411 year, 11 months ago

I recur.

[ - ] DevySueGood: 54Bad: 181 year, 11 months ago

Although there are many HP posts there are also a lot of i hate twilight posts... i am a proud owner of both sets of books they sit next to eachother on my shelf thats what i call coexisting :)

[ - ] brittanyythemliaADDICTxGood: 16Bad: 161 year, 11 months ago

I feel the same way! I don't get why you have to be either team twilight or team HP!

[ - ] applegrassGood: 5Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

yeah!

[ - ] gracekyleeGood: 1Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

[ - ] WaHongYoiGood: 3Bad: 261 year, 11 months ago

i havent read harry potter and i luv twilight but edward has gotta be gay...i dont c y we cant live in peace :)

[ - ] XacebansGood: 2Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

So true! While I do like HP better, I really like Twilight, too. And the books are next to eachother on my shelves!!

[ - ] DevySueGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

ithink we just became friends because of this fact lol

[ - ] nate009Good: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago

Same here i love both book series

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 341 year, 11 months ago

I recur.

[ - ] cyclopsunicornsGood: 13Bad: 131 year, 11 months ago

I'm never sick of HP, but I really dislike this comment. It's going to ruin Harry Potter for me now

[ - ] cyclopsunicornsGood: 4Bad: 201 year, 11 months ago

I'm never sick of HP, but I really dislike this comment. It's going to ruin Harry Potter for me now

[ - ] Rock153Good: 5Bad: 151 year, 11 months ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one. This website bores me from the annoying ass Harry Potter comments. Go to some Harry Potter fan fest instead, for crying out loud.

[ - ] cpawxGood: 4Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

So in that one case it did.

[ - ] iMeanItGood: 21Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

ha thats kinda funny.

[ - ] MobileGood: 16Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Today, facebook group. MLIA

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Facebook <33

[ - ] cpawxGood: 26Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

Who calls their penis a "willy" anyways?

[ - ] greenibeaniGood: 15Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

The cool guys who have willys.

[ - ] JareddmiGood: 7Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I prefer the term "cash and prizes."

[ - ] greenibeaniGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

ahaha. I'm sure you do.

[ - ] JareddmiGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

;)

[ - ] firechic767Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

...trouser snakes,their wedding tackle,their twig 'n berries, bits and pieces? No? How bout a schmoke and a pancake?

[ - ] AluminumFoilGood: 11Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

British people?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 5Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

averagewizard.com

[ - ] JareddmiGood: 17Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago

I have to admit I laughed at this but I really am sick of HP posts.

[ - ] kerraGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

true

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 6Bad: 291 year, 11 months ago

Saw Harry potter. Didn't read it.

[ - ] fireboltwanterGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You should read it.

[ - ] cyclopsunicornsGood: 10Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Read it!! NOW!! So much better than the movie...

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 13Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

I'm sick of people realising things on here.

[ - ] JareddmiGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

It has gotten annoying.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Especially when it's obvious that what they realised is not something that would just pop into most people's brains. Like this, for example. Something like this takes thinking.

[ - ] JareddmiGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I completely agree. That's what bothers me the most, actually.

[ - ] greenibeaniGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

=D This made me chuckle in DELIGHT

[ - ] tdub34Good: 3Bad: 171 year, 11 months ago

omfg.. does no one know how to spell?? realiZed!!!!

[ - ] applegrassGood: 11Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

dude maybe they're not American? you guys spell it different

[ - ] katiepatieGood: 9Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

yea man its spelt with an 'S' where i come from

[ - ] zmcgGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Maybe you should try getting an education yourself.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 3Bad: 341 year, 11 months ago

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[ - ] AluminumFoilGood: 10Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

This is a facebook group. Stop being a poser and do something with your life rather than coping down others' ideas.

[ - ] LutheGood: 9Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

This was a bash.org quote before it was a facebook group.

[ - ] quinchlesGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hellooooooooo. A couple of months ago I saw a website very similar to this, but with the word "wang" instead of "willy"

[ - ] pkchick4HIMGood: 9Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

Ok so I'm not a Harry Potter person (not allowed to read it) but this made me laugh a lot!

[ - ] noorwantsfoodGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You're not allowed to read Harry Potter?!

[ - ] NabooGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Deprived

[ - ] brittanyythemliaADDICTxGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wow, seriously, why not?

[ - ] fireboltwanterGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I feel sooooo bad. How do you SURVIVE!!! I would be dead without Harry Potter. (exageration), well not really. But WHY! Read it in secret. You are missing out on LIFE!!!

[ - ] Rock153Good: 0Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

How is he missing out on life if he doesn't read Harry Potter. It's like saying Bohemian Rhapsody inspires people, when it really only supports gay marrige. Shut up.

[ - ] lardofaveragenessGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

My guess? Religious parents who believe that harry has "devil powers"

[ - ] katiepatieGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

wow...my friend is not allowed to read twilight-hes not missing out though. you my friend are.

[ - ] DevySueGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

HAHAHA i almost peed my pants

[ - ] mmj5294Good: 7Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

woww this is from facebook.. very original

[ - ] grand079Good: 5Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

oh,so exactly like the facebook page with that exact quote on it? really?

[ - ] LunalvgdGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

This. Is a facebook group. And has been for a while. Just for copying a facebook group, to get a MLIA published is gay. Now, look at the comments. We are all thinking the same thing. Just for that, you get a MEH. *Evil laugh*

[ - ] NabooGood: 7Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Harry whipped out his *wand* and pointed it at Voldemort

[ - ] MLIA712Good: 3Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

HOW COULD YOU VANDALIZE THE BEST SERIES EVER!??! :(

[ - ] AtomicsexbombsoftheworldUNITE1Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

This is from the Harry Potter group on facebook! You SO did not come up with that!

[ - ] fireboltwanterGood: 3Bad: 131 year, 11 months ago

This is HORRIBLE!!! Harry Potter is the best series ever and you are putting it down. It is NOT boring!!! MLIA has people who like Harry Potter, not Tw*****t. I'm not saying you are a Twiard (retard and Tw*****t) , but you can't say Harry Potter is boring. Its not!!!! Don't say Willy. Say WAND!!!

[ - ] LunalvgdGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Point proven.

[ - ] musicmath123Good: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

fail, epic fail.

[ - ] musicmath123Good: 0Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

fail, epic fail.

[ - ] thecookiemonster33Good: 16Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The patronus. Involving something light and silvery erupting from the tip of his *wand*

[ - ] katiepatieGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

hehehe immaturity wins again

[ - ] JacobBlackLvrGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

:D Nice one.

[ - ] XacebansGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

haha!

[ - ] jessiepopGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

wow even harry has mlia moments

[ - ] kallielouGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

lmbo, love it!

[ - ] WTFJessicaaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I laughed .__. I thought it was funny.

[ - ] colorsaroundmyworldGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

BAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! That's freaking amazing.

[ - ] fisqoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

ahahahhaaa i actually laughed in this one lol

[ - ] ophymirageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

idea plagiarized from bash.org, http://bash.org/?111338, much funnier in the original as one would expect.

[ - ] LunalvgdGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You can't all be giving this person credit! they didn't do anything! They simply copied a facebook group!

[ - ] MasterThespianGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I didn't get Willie until I finished reading this post... Later, I got that Willie was penis. Who calls their penis a Willie? I mean seriously?

[ - ] LunalvgdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No no, 'Willy' It's a british word for penis. :)

[ - ] kyliethegreatGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Saw this years ago before MLIA and before it was a Facebook group. I'm kind of sick of seeing dumbed down versions of Bash.org quotes, they're just not as funny.

[ - ] ConsuelaGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

http://www.partyvibe.com/forums/jokes-humour/39844-hilarity-harry-potter-quotes-when.html -.-' I'm very disappointed

[ - ] monkeyzrule13Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Dirty mind! >:D

[ - ] alksduoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If you emphasize wand saying that, it gets the same effect. :]

[ - ] HaleyroxpianoGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i just dont like people trying to make twilight sound like it even comes CLOSE to HP, cuz it doesnt. gay vamps vs. guys with british accents. i think i know who wins.

[ - ] smileysarahhh15Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hermione whipped out her willy. Draco stepped back, bewildered.

[ - ] anyonymusGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

STOP THE HARRY POTTER

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