MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

O_o

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

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[ - ] bloop000Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

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[ - ] bondcatbondGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Again I say, naked lady standing with her hands on her hips?

[ - ] bondcatbondGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Oh, and too bloop. Naked man standing naked with arms at side staring at naked lady with hands on hips?

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I "read" that as a shrug.

[ - ] crimson93Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

ooh... I read it as Yoda.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

*licks OP*

[ - ] this_is_my_screen_nameGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

*Licks AKB*

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*licks sticky spot on floor*

[ - ] this_is_my_screen_nameGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Um, You might not want to do that... who knows what's been on this floor.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Shhhh! Don't tell!

[ - ] this_is_my_screen_nameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*mimes zipping lips*

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It's juice, sweat and blood!

[ - ] this_is_my_screen_nameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ew...

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*ashamed*

[ - ] this_is_my_screen_nameGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Pats back* Don't feel ashamed! *Hands mouthwash.* Just use this.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*takes you to the candy shop and lets you lick the lollipop*

[ - ] this_is_my_screen_nameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Waggles eyebrows

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*licks waggling eyebrows*

[ - ] this_is_my_screen_nameGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Feels violated*

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*licks elbow* HA! And they said I couldn't do it!

[ - ] Nikky44Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Alrighty then...

[ - ] theycaIImebobGood: 1Bad: 441 year, 11 months ago

shut up you are to stupid to live and your comment is gay

[ - ] Your_New_Best_FriendGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

You know what's gay? Imposters.

[ - ] theycaIImebobGood: 0Bad: 311 year, 11 months ago

you kno wats gay? your dad!

[ - ] Nikky44Good: 12Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

You know what's gay? Your grammar.

[ - ] theycaIImebobGood: 0Bad: 321 year, 11 months ago

ya kno whos a lez? your grammy

[ - ] FoxtrotUniformGood: 10Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Best argument ever? I think so.

[ - ] VoxPopuliGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Charlie Kilo.

[ - ] OctoPieGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's also great for winning at poker.

[ - ] sunshinex934Good: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

ahaha i don't think i'll be playing poker with you then.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You got to your car and sprayed him in two seconds?

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 12Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

OP has bad stamina.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

That took me a few seconds to figure out. *applauds your cleverness/pervertedness*

[ - ] MobileGood: 15Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Today, my car was not stolen because I am a protective mother. MLIA

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Mobile! <3 Wait, you're a mother?

[ - ] Therapist_Or_The_RapistGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The mother of my children <3

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Awww... How sweet!

[ - ] Therapist_Or_The_RapistGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I know! We names our first born La-a.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 2Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

A badass mother fucker. =)

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

of how many?

[ - ] MobileGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

50. I put Octo-mom to shame. I'd like to that OctoPie, or as I like to call him, OctoDad.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Congrats *applauds*

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*thank

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Ah, so that's what you needed my penis for.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*cackles*

[ - ] Your_New_Best_FriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thanks for sharing.

[ - ] Therapist_Or_The_RapistGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

OP sure is a violent one.

[ - ] IfiseethatfuckingcatGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I like this post.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I still like your username.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hugs KW* :D

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hola!

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hola! Como esta usted?

[ - ] bondcatbondGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, I'm glad you made yourself look like a fool. But hey! You got your car back...

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Huh. New formatting?

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, at least OP used chose violence as the answer.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*At least OP chose violence as the answer.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Of course violence is the answer! More OPs need to realize this. *continues sharpening machete*

[ - ] AshitaNoYukiGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Even in cases where violence is NOT the answer, it's always more fun.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Of course it is.

[ - ] Your_New_Best_FriendGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I'm pretty sure you're the loser in this situation.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You are my new best friend, simply because we like the same GirlScout Cookies and put Thin Mints in the freezer.

[ - ] Your_New_Best_FriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aw, not because of the username? And I could eat frozen Thin Mints until I explode, or die, or whatever.

[ - ] Your_New_Best_FriendGood: 3Bad: 171 year, 11 months ago

I'm pretty sure you're the loser in this situation.

[ - ] Your_New_Best_FriendGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

RAWR! Double post!

[ - ] Your_New_Best_FriendGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It's okay. I badded myself.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And apparently a few other people have~.

[ - ] Your_New_Best_FriendGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No. That was all me.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh. Well, then... *resists badding*

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hugs my new best friend* You're my new best friend! ^_^

[ - ] Your_New_Best_FriendGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes! That's, like, five new best friends today!

[ - ] kiskaGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I learned that it took t-minus one second to meh your story. You lose.

[ - ] neonblackGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Pop Quiz! Two trains are on the same track and one is going 50 miles per hour and the other is going 40 miles per hour. The slower one is in front, so they crash! Ha! Now knowing that, what color was the guy's car?

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Red, duh.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If 100 goats eat 100 bags of oats in 10 days, how many goats will the 10 oats eat in 100 days?

[ - ] neonblackGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Three, the oats are on a diet.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If a plane crashed right on the border of US and Canada which country to they bury the survivors in?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*do

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You don't bury survivors, silly.

[ - ] neonblackGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You don't bury survivors. That one actually made sense...

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haha. I also like the one that goes like this. If there is a farm in Mexico and a farm in US, and an American rooster flies to the Mexican farm and lays an egg, which country does the egg belong too?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, jesus. *to

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If a rooster is sitting on top of a barn, which way does the egg fall?

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*If a rooster is sitting on top of a barn and it lays an egg, which way does the egg fall?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You practically stole my question...

[ - ] Azn-sensationGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Roosters don't lay eggs. It falls up, obviously.

[ - ] AshitaNoYukiGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

A remote part of either country, as long as there is no one around to hear them scream as they are buried alive.

[ - ] mlibeyondaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Roosters don't lay eggs....

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Neon black.

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

There was no car. 2 trains crashed.

[ - ] neonblackGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The car, in the post. What color was it? The answer is in the comment!

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

But the car wasn't mentioned until the end. It wasn't part of the crash. O.o

[ - ] neonblackGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You still need to find the color! It is a matter of life and death!

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Okay, okay. Was it...was it PERIWINKLE?

[ - ] neonblackGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER! Now was that so hard?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

O.o That was the answer?

[ - ] neonblackGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

YES IT WAS! You just won...... a match box car!

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

YAYYYY! I'm so excited! :D

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The car was red cause the conductors' blood got on the car!

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Glow in the dark.

[ - ] Person1233Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I bet you added the second part, to make yourself feel better.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah. Because it's totally awesome to catch someone trying to break into your stuff, and the post stories about it. I wouldn't look at it so optimistically.

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Did you know Harry S Truman's middle name was S?

[ - ] neonblackGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes, yes I did.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

His middle name obviously started with an S.

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

no, it was actually S

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

S still starts with S. :O

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...true...

[ - ] this_is_my_screen_nameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No idea. [!]

[ - ] naturegirl13Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nice going. Stick it to him good. ;)

[ - ] morganleeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

GREEN!

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

PURPLE!

[ - ] SeaTrollTakeoverGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aquamarine.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Burgundy!

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Teal!

[ - ] Annabeth_chaseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah. Awesome. You would really do that.

[ - ] theycaIImebobGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

LAST!

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Lawl fail.

[ - ] Annabeth_chaseGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Not anymore.

[ - ] SeaTrollTakeoverGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Howdy buds. STT is here.

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

HEY!

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sneaks in quietly through back door an sits in corner* Bet no one sees me here.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sees you*

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*watches as Spock sees me and puts finger to mouth* Shhh.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Would you like to give Erin her first shoe shine?

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sure. They're free by the way. *fwips rag off shoulder and shines shoes until they shine almost blindingly* My name's Shiner. I do all the shinings 'round these here parts.

[ - ] bigtunahalpertGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

ok....this made me laugh. Sorry.

[ - ] theycaIImebobGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

LAST!!!!!1!!1!

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*punches bob and breaks his jaw* Leave or I'll beat you with my bat next. *smacks bat into hand menacingly*

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hands shoeshine a chainsaw* there you go!

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I can't smack that into my hand menacingly though... All I can do with that is swing it around like Jason. *puts on Jason mask*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's a clone.

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Clone? You mean bot?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes. Those aren't l's they are I's

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*watches spongebob*

[ - ] Chucky_the_Frozen_SquirrelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

gimme a G!

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Gimme a A!

[ - ] AverageVelociraptor78Good: 8Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

A wild Carjacker appeared! Go, MLIAer! MLIAer used Dora Ref! Carjacker is confused! MLIAer used Mace Face! The wild Carjacker fainted!

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Lulz for the Pokemon reference.

[ - ] noorwantsfoodGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Was it really neccessary to use "t-minus?" What's wrong with just plain old, "2 secinds?"

[ - ] noorwantsfoodGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

seconds*

[ - ] wobbuffettGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

fail

[ - ] TheBananaKingGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Give me a Y!

[ - ] PurpleSushiMONSTERGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Lmao. best ever. good job=D

[ - ] xxMyLifeIsTooAveragexxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

LMFAO!

[ - ] Firestar555Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wow... I always hated dora... But i guess you could use some of the stuff one day... I'm glad it worked out for you! :D

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