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Today is my birthday, and I was home alone with my brother. To treat myself, I took a long, warm bath for about an hour. After I stepped out, I was really warm and sleepy, and my room doesn't have heating, so I put a towel around myself, my hair, and on the floor, and fell asleep. Two hours later I wake up to the lights low, rose petals scattered on my body (still wrapped in a towel) and scented candles around my head. When I came out of the bathroom, confused, my ten year-old brother yelled happily, "IT WORKED!" Apparently, he had done this because he thought I had died and wanted to bring my soul back into my body. That kid's going places. MLIA.
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