MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
Today is my birthday, and I was home alone with my brother. To treat myself, I took a long, warm bath for about an hour. After I stepped out, I was really warm and sleepy, and my room doesn't have heating, so I put a towel around myself, my hair, and on the floor, and fell asleep. Two hours later I wake up to the lights low, rose petals scattered on my body (still wrapped in a towel) and scented candles around my head. When I came out of the bathroom, confused, my ten year-old brother yelled happily, "IT WORKED!" Apparently, he had done this because he thought I had died and wanted to bring my soul back into my body. That kid's going places. MLIA.
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[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 13Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
That kid is going places... Unlike the OP!
 
[ - ]  mh1874Good: 5Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago
Good one [!]
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 6Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago
Yeah, to the trunk of my car. MLIChoMo
 
[ - ]  ProceedGood: 9Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago
Douchecake.
 
[ - ]  ElricGood: 10Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
If he's ten, he should know better.
 
[ - ]  ImADuckGood: 13Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
He's not going places if he thought you were dead
 
[ - ]  tw9Good: 12Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago
Your brother is a perv and incest.
 
[ - ]  MLIStrangeGood: 2Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago
Exactly.
 
[ - ]  RawPotatoesGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Shoot me if I'm mistaking (English is not my mother tongue), but how can you BE incest? O_o Don't you mean incestuous?
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 19Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago
Today, I, discovered, the, comma,,,,,,,,
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 9Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
Until you said this, I didn't even realize how many commas there were in there....Holy bejeezuhs.
 
[ - ]  sundayporchGood: 8Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
So people are going to complain when people use commas properly now...
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 10Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
Two hours later I wake up to the lights low, rose petals scattered on my body (still wrapped in a towel) and scented candles around my head. --Tell me how commas were used properly in that sentence. I implore you.
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
Good talk.
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
...Ha ha! I love you...
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
*goods*
 
[ - ]  MrTeatimeGood: 2Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago
Pretty sure that comma's in the right place...
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
...Are you being funny?
 
[ - ]  MrTeatimeGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
They've used one comma correctly. They just missed out the other one. Perhaps they ran out.
 
[ - ]  sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It is separating a subordinate clause (rose petals scattered on my body) in a series.
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
If it is a series, should there not be another comma separating body & and?
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Go read your 5th grade Language Arts book and get back to me.
 
[ - ]  sundayporchGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
It's not necessary, no.
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Mmmm boys with smarts makes me hot.
 
[ - ]  sundayporchGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
The "Oxford comma" is not necessary and both cases are correct. -- The "Oxford comma" is not necessary, and both cases are correct.
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That's funny, because in order to be classified as a series it must have at least three parts. Otherwise, it's a basic sentence structure.
 
[ - ]  sundayporchGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Nope. A series occurs whenever a sentence includes a list of two or more things. (1)lights low, (2) rose petals, (3) scented candles. Whether it is a series or not, the comma is still not necessary before "and".
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
antihero: She's right. You can place a comma before the word "and" in a series or not place it there. It's up to the discretion of the writer.
 
[ - ]  thepowerofthePREZGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Oh my god does it really matter if the commas were used correctly. The story was dumb so I don't care about the grammar.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Said the commenter to the two English majors...
 
[ - ]  thepowerofthePREZGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
But if I had to choose who was right I would agree with antihero because it has alot of commas.
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*a lot. That one bugs me like a mosquito bite, I'm afraid.
 
[ - ]  thepowerofthePREZGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
@Kwinchester. I never once said I was good in English class. I was just stating that I don't care if the grammar is correct.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's actually accurate in some styles of writing. I believe it is either APA or Chicago style that doesn't place a comma before the final 'and.' Imploring answered =D
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 3Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago
Your emoticon pissed me off. It's not cute, and I don't find you funny.
 
[ - ]  MrTeatimeGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Ouch. Want some ice for that burn?
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
Awww I'm sorry! So, so, so sorry. One of my life goals is to not piss off people on the internet! Another is that everyone I talk to must find me cute and funny. Because I really care just that much. =D
 
[ - ]  MrTeatimeGood: 9Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Just to change the subject: 'I put a towel around myself, my hair, and on the floor'. That's a big towel.
 
[ - ]  tw9Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Or many average sized towels.
 
[ - ]  MrTeatimeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
If we're being grammar Nazis--and apparently we are--the use of the singular 'towel' implies that it was just the one towel being used to cover OP, her hair, and at least some of the floor.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well, you should always have your towel. Thanks for the ice, by the way.
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
What is that magical mark?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*reads comment like William Shatner*
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Personally, I like the Sean Connery voice overs.
 
[ - ]  tw9Good: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Morgan Freeman is better.
 
[ - ]  PessimistPrimeGood: 2Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago
Today, I turned 18 and they moved they from Juvie to Prison. MLIPedophile'd
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 15Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
Today, I fell asleep in a towel. When I came back, I couldn't find my virginity. MLIA
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
That made me laugh.
 
[ - ]  ProceedGood: 6Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago
Today, I fell asleep naked. When I woke up, I couldn't find my vagina. My dad must have stolen it again. MLIA
 
[ - ]  jstlykthtGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Posts are getting longer and longer
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 11Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
"Penises are getting longer and longer" - I think I need some sleep.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I read that too.
 
[ - ]  PessimistPrimeGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
That's what read.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
You have weird family dynamics. All this long and dreadful story did was make me thankful I am not a part of your family.
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 13Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Today, my 10 year old brother is the most romantic boyfriend I've ever had. MLIIncest
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*stares at mobs with awkward expression on face*
 
[ - ]  ARANDOMGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
He's going to be on ghost hunters..
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 10Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Today is my birthday, and I was home alone with my brother. To treat myself, I took a long, warm bath for about an hour. After I stepped out, I was really warm and sleepy, and my room doesn't have heating, so I put a towel around myself, my hair, and on the floor, and fell asleep. Two hours later I wake up to my ten year-old brother yelling happily, "MY PENIS WORKS!" Apparently, he had done this because he learned about sex yesterday. That kid's going places. MLIA.
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 11Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Rose petals? Scented candles? I'm putting two and two together here and coming up with the fact that your brother appears to have incestuous intentions.
 
[ - ]  jstlykthtGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Or he has some strange knowledge source from where he is learning all these shaman tricks
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Perhaps he saw someone doing it on TV, but then his Mum turned it off so he wouldn't have his innocence ruined by what happened next, and he just presumed "Hey, it must return people's spirits to their bodies!". Well. That's what I think.
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Holy Circafan, it's Beatlesguurl! <3
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I haven't said hello to either of you, so BG and ILYMD!!! HI!!!!!
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
HI KG! <3
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Holy flying Circafan, it's MARVIN! <3
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hey, Kaygee! How are you both?
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I am fan-friggen-tastic.
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That's super-de-duper!
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm alright, ta very much. You?
 
[ - ]  TouchTheDarkGood: 10Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
...Who sleeps on their bathroom floor?
 
[ - ]  taoimeanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I curled up in a ball and slept on my bath mat fairly regularly after getting out of the bathtub when I was a kid. Granted, I haven't done it since I was about seven, but it's not so unbelievable.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
That kid is going places. Mostly the janitors closet.
 
[ - ]  neonfluffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
hahahaahahaha . . . . . . :O woah
 
[ - ]  TheMadHattressGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
With the janitor and the math teacher.
 
[ - ]  killercxntpuntGood: 11Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.
 
[ - ]  MrTeatimeGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I am Jack's enormous appreciation of this comment.
 
[ - ]  killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I see what you did there.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Bloop.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Beep.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Meep.
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Meep.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Penis.
 
[ - ]  KatieCat22Good: 2Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago
I totally believed this. Is the brother studying witchery or something?!
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*face palm*
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*facefoot*
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Where the hell is Andy when you need him?
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
flirting? ahaha
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*witchcraft
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Witchery? Do you mean witchcraft?
 
[ - ]  jstlykthtGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sadly, the OP isn't here to answer this question.
 
[ - ]  InvaderTizGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
To long and looks a little cliche, summary please?
 
[ - ]  TheMadHattressGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
OP's life is incest.
 
[ - ]  InvaderTizGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Course.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Post = dumb
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
For some reason, I read that in my History teacher's voice. Probably because it sounds like something she'd say...
 
[ - ]  ThePurpleHatGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Today I discovered that MLIA commenters can be mean. MLIA
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Today, I discovered a newbie that is pointing out the obvious. MLIA
 
[ - ]  TheMadHattressGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
That's what we strive for. :D
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Today, You are now considered a n00b. MLIA
 
[ - ]  mh1874Good: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
What the fuck is a n00b?
 
[ - ]  jstlykthtGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Google plz
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*face palm #3* And we're out!
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago
*face palm #3* And we're out!
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=n00b
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=op. Read number 5. It's mine.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I like it!
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That definition is Oceansoul approved! ~~OS~~
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Thank you very much!
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That's a good one! *congratulates Marvin*
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You just discovered that?
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You discovered that today?
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Great minds think alike.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*face palm number 2, in this post*
 
[ - ]  jstlykthtGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Just "Mean"?? Stay for some more days :)
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*is hurt* OPs are mean to us, putting us through their unaverage tripe.
 
[ - ]  jstlykthtGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Have some chocolate. They are excellent anti-depressant
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*swallows all the chocolate in one go* Cheers.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Come to the darkside! We have cookies!
 
[ - ]  jstlykthtGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
:D Here is a good for you
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
And snazzy t-shirts and pin badges.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm only mean to people who are fucking assholes.
 
[ - ]  MrTeatimeGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well that's going to upset the gay community.
 
[ - ]  iPeanutGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Sounds like he was setting up for a romantic evening. *Wiggles eyebrows and eats muffin*
 
[ - ]  MLIStrangeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Mmmmmm muffins...
 
[ - ]  iPeanutGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Indeed, muffins are pleasant to the tastebuds. Want one? *Offers muffin*
 
[ - ]  MorsecodeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
soooo looonng *dies*
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
...that's what she said. Shoot, I couldn't resist.
 
[ - ]  MorsecodeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I would have been disappointed if you hadn't.
 
[ - ]  lyricistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Y'all ready for this?
 
[ - ]  lyricistGood: 0Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago
Glycerine: "It Must be your skin that I'm sinking in, It Must be for real 'cause now I can feel, And I didn't mind it's not my kind, It's not my time to wonder why, Everything's gone white, And everything's grey, Now you're here now you're away, I don't want this, Remember that, I'll never forget where you're at, Don't let the days go by, Glycerine, Glycerine, I'm never alone, I'm alone all the time, Are you at one, Or do you lie, We live in a wheel, Where everyone steals, But when we rise it's like strawberry fields, I treated you bad, You bruise my face, Couldn't love you more, You got a beautiful taste, Don't let the days go by, Could have been easier on you, I couldn't change though I wanted to, Should have been easier by three, Our old friend fear and you and me, Glycerine, Glycerine, Don't let the days go by, Glycerine, Don't let the days go by, Glycerine, Oh, Glycerine! Bad moon white again, Bad moon white again, As she falls around me, I needed you more, When we wanted us less, I could not kiss just regress, It might just be me, Clear simple and plain, That's just fine, That's just one of my names, Don't let the days go by, Could have been easier on, Glycerine, Glycerine, Glycerine, Glycerine." 13Bush
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Is it weird that the words 'strawberry fields' just stood out to me?
 
[ - ]  jstlykthtGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
You might be playing too much of Farmville
 
[ - ]  iPeanutGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You must not know the beatles too well.
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*shakes head* I think she was refering to the Beatle's song, "Strawberry Fields Forever"
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No, I think I'm listening to too much Beatles music. Actually, scrap that, there's no such thing as too much Beatles music. And Farmville - don't ever mention that vile invention in my presence again, PLEASE. *drifts off* "Strawberry fields forever..."
 
[ - ]  jstlykthtGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
@iPeanut, KG and BG -- I guess putting :P was mandatory there. That was just for the cliche purpose given the hate for FV here.
 
[ - ]  iPeanutGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Strawberry fields forever <3
 
[ - ]  MrTeatimeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Given your username-- not weird, no.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Dododo doo doo dododododo doo doo dododododo doo doo...
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Ha! We thought the same thing...
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
When I read that, I heard "Buh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh"
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Great minds think alike:) Although yours makes a lot more sense than mine.
 
[ - ]  lyricistGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Are there any lyrics to that song? It would have made a lot more sense. :/ I'm not a very good n00b sometimes. But I guess it's not something I want to excel at.
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I was thinking the same thing about yours....at least they are kind of grouped together in the way the song goes.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Haha, yeah that's true.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*sits in corner*
 
[ - ]  lyricistGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*Sits uncomfortably close to Ihatemyusername*
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*sits in other corner*
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*points* LONER! *shuffles feet* May I join you?
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sure, pop a squat.
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*sits on a squat* *pops it*
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Ok, now you can join me.
 
[ - ]  iPeanutGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*Sits next to* Hullo!
 
[ - ]  MrTeatimeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*attempts to vacuum but has trouble negotiating people in corners* Hey, what is this?
 
[ - ]  iPeanutGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Gang bang. Care to join?
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm in! *strips*
 
[ - ]  ProceedGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Today, my brother died. That kid's going places. Cupcakes. MLIA.
 
[ - ]  lyricistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hahaha. That made next to no sense.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well, it made more sense than this post!
 
[ - ]  ProceedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It wasn't supposed to.. The leprechaun under my bed told me to do it.
 
[ - ]  Something979Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
there are voices in my head, but it's ok. they're in spanish
 
[ - ]  IfiseethatfuckingcatGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Yeah, he thought you were "dead". I bet he was really jacking off while you were asleep.
 
[ - ]  Something979Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
and said that as an excuse for why he was there
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That is a better explanation.
 
[ - ]  MLIStrangeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Did the OP really have to make the post that long? What about: Today I slept on my bathroom floor then woke up to my brother shouting at me. MLIA.
 
[ - ]  kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Cunt!
 
[ - ]  fallenmelonGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Jerkass.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Twat
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Conyo!
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
antihero left. He told me to say goodbye to you all.
 
[ - ]  jstlykthtGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Bye
 
[ - ]  brittish_monkey_guyGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
2 things, is it good or bad that everyone was asking me for the answers to a sex ed test, and i look a bit like edward cullen, my fav car is a sshiney, silver volvo, when i'm old enough, should i still buy one if i have enough money?
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
This hurts my brain.
 
[ - ]  jstlykthtGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I didn't get this :|
 
[ - ]  MrTeatimeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Je ne comprends pas.
 
[ - ]  boolingerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Am I the only one really hoping it's not medical school he's going to?
 
[ - ]  furrleashuhhGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
This was the best one I've read in quite a while! <3
 
[ - ]  aquakat123Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Why is the 10 year old brother playing with fire?
 
[ - ]  drgreghouseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
hmm...where is he going? us he running away?
 
[ - ]  buleydowyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
that's soo cool <3 cute
 
[ - ]  nexusthreeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Do you have to say Kid's going places? Where's he going? Besides KGfromMN's trunk.
 
[ - ]  yogurtiscoolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!(:
 
[ - ]  yoursongsucksGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
So you were like, naked under the towel and your little brother came in the room and scattered rose petals everywhere? Thats creepy.
 
[ - ]  RebeSage17Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
wow...you ppl really suck. I don't understand why you feel the need to be so mean. Don't you have anything better to do with your lives?? I thought the story was funny!!!
 
[ - ]  yoursongsucksGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
You suck.
 
[ - ]  Samsaibaby02Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's nice to know that someone's younger brother loves them. My younger brother (he's 9)runs around the house yelling, "I'm Dr. Bitch and I'm gonna fuck you up!!" lol no more ShaneDawsonTV (awesomely amazing funny dude on youtube) for him lol
 

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