MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

A few weeks ago, I was at the cast party for my school's play. Not being a party person, I had my book and was searching for a quiet place to read when one of the boys in cast asked me what I was doing. When I explained that I had to hide to read or else my friends would drag me back into the party, he told me to wait a sec, then ran away. He came back thirty seconds later with a group of friends to sit around me and talk quietly so I would look like I was being social. He is now my boyfriend. MLIA

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[ - ] RawrWafflesGood: 1Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

TL;DR

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 15Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago

Shy girl at party was reading, boy did something sweet, they're now going out and they died last week in a bizarre yet horrific accident.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 6Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Bizarre yet amazing accident*

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 4Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Amazingly horrific ;)

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 3Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

It was fun to watch too.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

I DIDN'T CAUSE IT AT ALL! IT'S JUST YOUR IMAGIN- I mean...pie?

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*raises eyebrow suspiciously* Did you just say... pie?

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

...maybe

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

You mean the one where they fell down the stairs, then they spontaniously combusted while being eaten by a sea lion?

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

spontaneously*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Bloody hell, my spelling is uber-fail today... Gosh.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Spell check?

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Usually use it, but today I have been lazy. Not good.

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

The very same! And then they had a heart attack, fell out of a window onto an exploding bomb and died in a shooting accident.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

It's on youtube.

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

It's got over 1 000 000 views.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgOigzxCMw

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Holy crap. Best thing I've seen all day!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

It's made of awesomeness and win. When I grow up, I want to be him.

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

That it is. Is he serious, though? Or is it all for teh lulz? Either way, it totally made my day.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

To cite one of the comments on one of his videos:'this guy is either brain dead or a super�FF genius . I'm not sure ' I agree, but I think he is serious. This one is also 'interesting' : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsCZyZBHGDI&feature=related

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Oh my God. Can I please marry this man? He is just so awesomely bad, it's hilarious. Thank you so much for sharing this epic win with me <3

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

You're welcome;) But I'm leaving now. Toodles! <3

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Aw D; Ok, talk to you later <33

[ - ] supameafoolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No they didnt. im still alive :) and this happened like a month ago :P

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

'so I would look like I was being social' This basically sums it up.

[ - ] druscillaGood: 8Bad: 161 year, 11 months ago

I'm kind of totally adoring this. And as soon as I voted 'yes' it showed up on the homepage. Lulz.

[ - ] MobileGood: 3Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

No, officer, I don't know how her blood ended up in my trunk.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 2Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

No, that wasn't my chainsaw. And I only used it to cut down a tree anyway...

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

**Slaps**

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

*shoves down garbage disposal* Still think you're adoring this post now?

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

You must be a n00b... n00bs stand out...

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I bet this n00b gooded their own comment and badded all the people that said something bad about it...

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 8Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

What loser reads at a party? Just don't go if they aren't your thing. Also, that last line was totally unnecessary & makes me wanna punt you.

[ - ] EmeraldGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

CLICHE ALERT!!! Yea and I agree with killer, you must be some loser.

[ - ] Disturbeded13Good: 6Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

If you're not a party person why bother going to the party? Also am I the only person uber bored with the stories that are being posted?

[ - ] EmeraldGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I agreed, MLIA has gone way down hill since these new idiots came on and started putting up things like "That's what she said, Harry Potter/Twilight rules, I love my mom..." Seriously...what's wrong with this world!?!

[ - ] EmeraldGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

*agree

[ - ] saruhxrawr123Good: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I agree 100% with you guys. Most of these stories are a waste of my time.

[ - ] EmeraldGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

*high fives saruhxrawr123*

[ - ] saruhxrawr123Good: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

*high fives back*

[ - ] EmeraldGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Yay *makes I HATE NEW MLIA club*

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

You're about 5 months late on that.

[ - ] EmeraldGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Dam....where do I sign up?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 4Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Liar. You WISH he was now your boyfriend.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 7Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Today, I decided to be an outcast at a party so people would pay attention to me. MLIA

[ - ] kiskaGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

You apparently are a introvert. Make a special little club that only involves you and your boyfirend and hide in your fake little bubble world. Social outcast.

[ - ] MobileGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I'm an introvert! *shells up in room*

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

If I could I'd take you out and show you how to find your inner party animal.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

My inner party animal is freed by about 5 shots of vodka. Trust me. I've seen it happen. It's like a tiger freed from it's cage without tranquilizers.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

5 shots? Man takes me at least half a bottle to get crazy. But then again I've been drinking since I was 14.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

14? I've been drinking since I was born.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

No, no, see, the 5 shots takes me from anti-social to social. Social me starts to talk to the nice people holding the bottle, and they start to like me and give me more. When I have more, I want more. The more alcohol I have in me, the more I want in me, and the more I get social. That's why I'm pretty sure my last words are going to be, 'Hey, watch this!'

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

"I was sober for 11 years." "What happened?" "I turned 12."

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Well I don't think anyone will ever top what my brother did when he was drunk. But it's always funny to hear stories.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

OP's a n00b.

[ - ] InvaderTizGood: 3Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Ten dollars say OP is fat.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Tell ten dollars to get its own account and comment by himself.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

What if Ten dollars is shy?

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

I'm shy too. Doesn't stop me.

[ - ] InvaderTizGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Ten dollars know where you live

[ - ] Teh_Grammar_NaziGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Wrong reply button. Go one up.

[ - ] Teh_Grammar_NaziGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Oh.. Wait what? The first time I saw this, my browser put the comment one down, now It's in the right place. The fuck?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Your money must be good at judging peoples body types.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

They must also be good at speaking.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Ole Mr. Hamilton knows his shit.

[ - ] InvaderTizGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

TIZ SAY RAWR

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

His words too.

[ - ] InvaderTizGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

It called me stupid, so it's okay at guessing mental/mind tyopes.

[ - ] Teh_Grammar_NaziGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

"Tyopes"?

[ - ] saruhxrawr123Good: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I'll join that bet.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

In Soviet Russia Bet joins you!

[ - ] bounceyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*yawns*hi i was sleeping

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I was getting more morgage approvals.

[ - ] bounceyGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

i need to use the restroom but its so hard to get outta this bed and i refuse to use a bed pan and a catheter

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

*writes last sentence in The Big Book of Cliches*

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I'm gonna lurk until a new post gets here.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I'm outta here folkies! Later! Love y'all! <3

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

>9000 It's over nine thousand!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

1006. The scanner was upside down.

[ - ] bounceyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

your missing the decimal in that its 1.006

[ - ] JudasKissDanceCrazeGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

GAHH, ITS YOU AGAIN!!!

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

TOO MANY BADDING TROLLS! AAAAGHH! *leaves*

[ - ] MaytjuuhGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

More like LML

[ - ] missjlgGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

U'R SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (My evil parental units won't let me bring a book to the party!)

[ - ] Littlemiss6566Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

OMG i love it... that must be th eperfect guy...

[ - ] twinkle_toes22Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

this is really cute!!! i hope hes still awesome!!

[ - ] supameafoolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No he is not awesome. (i am that guy)

[ - ] gracekyleeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW so sweeeeeeeeet

[ - ] supameafoolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*points out he is indeed the man in this story and just got told about this post getting on MLIA today* i like all the aww comments. not so much of the fake endings people posted.

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