MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 20Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

XD

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 13Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

>:D

[ - ] averageman18Good: 11Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

>:O

[ - ] aguyonmliaGood: 11Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

d-_-b jammin'

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

<(^-^)>

[ - ] BeezelbubGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

-3-

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 53Bad: 121 year, 11 months ago

Today, trying to be sexy, I stopped my boyfriend in the hallway and whispered in his ear, "I'm so wet right now." He whispered back, "I slept with your sister." Sex win. MLIA

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 8Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

*Loves DB*

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

You ruined the montage of smilies! :O

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 20Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

If you squint real hard, tilt your head to the side, and gouge out your right eye... It actually looks like a deformed piece of bacon with a half-smile.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You're right...

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Oh! I think I see it! Um... guys?... can someone get me a bandaid?

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 7Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Just punch yourself in the leg, you will feel that pain and forget about all the rest.

[ - ] hamsta_luvaGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

O:<

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

>:P

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

}:]

[ - ] hamsta_luvaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

For you? Yes, I believe so...

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 17Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sexy fail... Let's hope that one doesn't catch on!

[ - ] star_gazer995Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

We can pray

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*crosses fingers*

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 9Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*crosses eyes*

[ - ] aguyonmliaGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*crosses every possible appendage* that's exactly what it sounds like

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

O_O *transports to hospital*

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 20Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*Performs surgery* Umm, I don't really think I'm qualified for this, but let's see what we can do. *Cuts off leg* Shit...

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

OH MY GOD! *faints*

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm qualified. But I'll pass anyway.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 16Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*Attempts to reattatch* Dammit, that doesn't go there...*Cuts off more limbs* FUCK!

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*wakes up* ...G...Guhhh...Wha happen-OH MY GOD!! *faints again*

[ - ] pizzathehutGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*crosses the street*

[ - ] aguyonmliaGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*crosses to the next dimension*

[ - ] pizzathehutGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

YLISliders?

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*nods head*

[ - ] meandlalaGood: 14Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

thats not unusual for guys, is it?

[ - ] averageman18Good: 48Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

He wasn't wearing a bra! What a whore!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 10Bad: 161 year, 11 months ago

Pshhh like you could ever be sexy. I know you don't really have a boyfriend.

[ - ] pizzathehutGood: 11Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Pics or it didn't happen ....

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 21Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Tits or gtfo.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 7Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago

(o) (o)

[ - ] averageman18Good: 8Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

These ones are better. (.)Y(0)

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 3Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

(.) (.)

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 1Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

(0) (0)

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 16Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

( . Y . ) <-- And there ends my obvious immaturity for the night.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

those are the best (.x.)

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'd say thank you, but there are just too many boobs.

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 2Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

( ' ) ( ' )

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Haha.

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 2Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

( 22 )Y ( 22 )

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Huh? Didn't work...

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

(* Y *)

[ - ] averageman18Good: 4Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

( @ ) ( @ )

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 8Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Haha. That definitely sounds like something my boyfriend would say. :)

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 21Bad: 121 year, 11 months ago

Sweetheart, you couldn't be sexy even if some doctor made your damn boobs the size of the sun.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You are just so witty tonight!

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Thanks I guess. I'm really just in a bad mood.

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gives hug* :(

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Thanks. And I love how they're all badding me and saying the complete opossite. Good god you guys.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

(Not that I know you, but) Hope you feel better soon!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

:c... Hey bebe... I'm sorry you're in a bad mood today... Me too... sorta... I just realized my frowny face looks like it's drooling. Oh well.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Thanks Perpar. I'm going to bed. Gnight.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gives cookies and brownies* Now you can be happy!! ^_^

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I just scanned this and totally thought it said, "weed cookies". THAT would cheer anyone up.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Did I say that they didn't have weed? o.O Maybe that's why they'll make AKG happy...

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Cure for depression =/= cyber overeating

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sounds good to me... :D

[ - ] aguyonmliaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

that's not very sexy it's like you would never know what you were looking at

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Bust size ; DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

[ - ] pizzathehutGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Boobs those big ain't hot. Bigger does not always = better. Real are better ... as long as they aren't flat.

[ - ] aguyonmliaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*nods in sexy agreement*

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes... And they need to have balance. If the top is larger than the bottom, it sags, and that looks weird.

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 14Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I like my girls like I like my men, with big penises.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, that is hot.

[ - ] aguyonmliaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i question your gender then again i don't know it in the first place

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You're going to have a hard time finding the right girl, DB.

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

He's a guy.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Stands in corner staring at DB...in a non-creepy way*

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I've got my sights set on Stefani Germanotta.

[ - ] pizzathehutGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Back in college, my bastard roommate sent me a video of a chick in a hot tub. She was topless and insanely hot. Then she gets out, and she's got a penis that will put most men to shame. I went blind for two months and burned my computer ...

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

@DB perfect- pleasure whether you're a boy or a girl!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh gross. I just thought of the "girl" from Shane Dawson's phone sex video...

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ew... Thanks, PERFECTLYpar...

[ - ] kiskaGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, that pretty sums up your sex appeal. Sex fail.

[ - ] IfiseethatfuckingcatGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I lol'd.

[ - ] ChronoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

L'dol.*

[ - ] star_gazer995Good: 16Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Today I told my boyfriend I didn't have a bra on. We had sex after school. MLITeenPregnancy

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I'm e-pregnant.

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

TheirLAHighSchoolDropouts

[ - ] star_gazer995Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Just saying, that's were comments like that tend to lead to...

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 12Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I'm wearing a bra. MLIA.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm getting to that point in the day where my bra is really uncomfortable. MLIA.

[ - ] aguyonmliaGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm not. MLINotkinkybecauseitooliketheboyfriendamaguy

[ - ] bballluver95Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm not.

[ - ] bballluver95Good: 6Bad: 121 year, 11 months ago

She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts. She's cheer captin and I'm on the bleachers!!!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*Dies a little*

[ - ] bballluver95Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sorry, I like most of her songs, but this one is wayyy overplayed (or was) and is stuck in my head.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It's still overplayed. All of her songs are.

[ - ] bballluver95Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah thats very true :)

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

All her singles are, at least.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Dies completely*

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

So now you're the ghost of a ghost hamster hobo?

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*dies a bit on the inside*

[ - ] bballluver95Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Would you rather me sing Picture to Burn?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ - ] bballluver95Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hahah that's what I thought. :)

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Dreaming bout the day where you wake to and find that what you're looking for has been here the whole time.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

So THAT'S where I left my vibrator...

[ - ] bballluver95Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yay!!! Thank you!!! I was waiting for someone to finish it for me, but they were just complaining about it.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

(.Y.)

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 1Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

(. Y .)

[ - ] aguyonmliaGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

no no no ( .Y. )

[ - ] bballluver95Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Those look smushed!

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

(.Y.)

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I feel as if I've been copied. </3

[ - ] bballluver95Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

That's like a bra that is two CUPS too small!!!

[ - ] aguyonmliaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

MLIA is recovering from the stupidity that it has been for quite a while

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You know, I'm just ... blah. I'm going to bed. Goodnight.

[ - ] star_gazer995Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Today there was another earthquake. IDon'tThinkThisIsAverage T

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Where was it today?

[ - ] star_gazer995Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Tiawan 6.4 magnitude

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aw man :( this is awful. I bet those who believe the world is going to end in 2012 are having a field day.

[ - ] star_gazer995Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Probably. I know my friends are... At least no deaths have been reported yet, just minor injuries

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well that's good news, at least. I hate having class all day - I always miss the news, haha.

[ - ] star_gazer995Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haha. Yeah, I know what you mean.

[ - ] aguyonmliaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

yes but they are extremely common in that part of the world

[ - ] star_gazer995Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Taiwan

[ - ] pizzathehutGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Taiwan

[ - ] bizzleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

There are earthquakes nearly everyday.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This is very true, but not many (although the opposite seems to be apparent lately...) are newsworthy.

[ - ] star_gazer995Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Usually not this many high level ones

[ - ] aguyonmliaGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

today South America had another earthquake and sank into the ocean. MLITheRealizationThatTheEarthHatesSouthAmerica

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I think the world is ending. With all these storms and earthquakes and whatnot.

[ - ] aguyonmliaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

nah it's better to live as if nothing is happening at all after all you can't stop it

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think it sucks that I won't make it to eighteen.

[ - ] happysnailGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Boobs everywhere...

[ - ] aguyonmliaGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

it's time for earthquakes not boobs get with the program *hands program* page 3 section 2

[ - ] happysnailGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thanks for the update, buddy!

[ - ] coolkiddowntheblockGood: 2Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

( . Y . ) huge boobies.

[ - ] chrissssstyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

FAIL.

[ - ] xclamationGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

slut

[ - ] wakawakatimeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

lol u really fail. <

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