MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] VepixGood: 12Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Lemme guess. You kept them on?

[ - ] pinkysweet19Good: 13Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You deducing skills amaze me. *bows*

[ - ] pinkysweet19Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

** Your

[ - ] VepixGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Really? My teacher lowered my deducing grade to a C...

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 9Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well done, Holmes!

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*tips hat* Thank you, my dear Watson.

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

As always, Holmes. I would rather like to kiss you now, Holmes.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Kiss away, you sexy, sexy Doctor.

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 4Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

*kisses Holmes passionately, then pulls away awkwardly*

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 4Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

*wipes your lipstick smudges off the corner of my lip.* Watson, you sly dog!

[ - ] ElricGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Um... Could... Could I have in on this?

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

*kisses Elric, adds tongue for good measure*

[ - ] yeahOKsureGood: 7Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

You're a freak. I can understand maybe getting into the bathtub with socks, but showering with pants?

[ - ] OriginaIPosterGood: 12Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

Ha. Average! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!

[ - ] VepixGood: 4Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

I said meh.

[ - ] OriginaIPosterGood: 10Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I say average. I have done this many a time. On purpose.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 23Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

^ This, folks, is why drugs are bad.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

They're..bad? *scratches head* Now what am I sposed to do with all this pot I was gonna donate to charity?

[ - ] yeahOKsureGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Send to me, please.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*s'posed

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Give it to me, I'll smok-- get rid of it for you.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 4Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

Don't fucking correct me.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

:( I'm sorry... *walks away with head hung*

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Hanging yourself won't fix anything. *sighs* Come here. *takes noose off neck* There you go.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*is still sad*... :(

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*hands mashed potatoes and a free chicken* That chicken's alive.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*kills the chicken* Not anymore...

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

EDGAR! NOOOOOO! I WAS JUST LETTING YOU HOLD HIM!

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*brings the chicken back to life* But you said he was a free chicken... :( *looks at the ground and walks away sadly*

[ - ] kerraGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

hahahhahahaahhaah

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

O.O omg... You're right... it IS average!! IT'S A MIRACLE!!

[ - ] eztGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

AMEN!

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Not for long! *wiggles eyebrows*

[ - ] ElricGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You had me at the eyebrow wiggle...

[ - ] After_WaveGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Whoah... Do mine eyes deceive me? Or is this post actually random?

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No, it was carefully selected.

[ - ] After_WaveGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Blast!

[ - ] DarkfallGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Your parents must be proud.[!]

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

You shampoo-ed your hair and your legs felt weird? You were shampooing your leg hair, I take it?

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Read the whole thing, duckling.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I did. But your *legs* feel weird as you shampoo your *hair*?

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Your legs would start to feel heavy as your pants got wet.

[ - ] After_WaveGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It's the new thing. The shorter the haircuts, the longer the leg hair.

[ - ] VepixGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yep.

[ - ] yoursubmissionislameGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Meh!

[ - ] average4life17Good: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

sadly this is the best mlia i have read in a while

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I confess, once I got in the bath still wearing a shirt.

[ - ] ChuckMyLifeGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I left socks on once.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

As did I.

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I do that all the time!

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I've never left socks on, but I've heard it makes your feet feel all squishy.

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

... No shit.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Um, no, there generally isn't fecal matter in showers.

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You should tell that joke at parties. It would make you cooler.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*snort* If I went to parties.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I left my bra on once.

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 4Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I can take care of that one *wiggles eyebrows*

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I don't know if I'm comfortable with that... maybe you should buy me dinner first, or at least a chocolate bar.

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The chocolate, I can do

[ - ] qwertyuiop4Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

me too.

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

O__o

[ - ] terminoobGood: 12Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

This is going to make shower sex much harder.

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 6Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*wiggles eyebrows, giggles internally at the use of the word "harder"*

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

...you giggle at "harder", but not at "sex"? XD

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

There was implied chortling there, methinks.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*winks* I can arrange for those to....disappear.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*gasp* Are you Houdini?!

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Only if you want me to be.

[ - ] ihatechemGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I have gotten in the shower wearing my underwear or my socks. Never my pants, that is quite an accomplishment...or not.

[ - ] nuuggett16Good: 0Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

it is an acomplishment indeed. but the real ? is. Where the pantz amazing?!

[ - ] LordNewbGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This made no sense. "where the pantz amazing?!" Go die in a hole since you refuse to learn how to spell.

[ - ] nuuggett16Good: 0Bad: 131 year, 11 months ago

It takes skill to be that gifted... i should know... i wore soccer sockz in the shower 2day.... i just got back 4um snowboarding. i tucked my skipantz in2 my lovely sockz. my men were proud

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

WTF.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Stop spelling things wit a z, n00b.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

GRAMMER!

[ - ] ChuckMyLifeGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

GRAMMAR!

[ - ] nuuggett16Good: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Z is my favorite letter in the alphabet! and i can't spell.

[ - ] LordNewbGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thats why you go to school, young padawan...

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*GRAMMAR!

[ - ] LordNewbGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

4um? Learn to spell you n00b or I'll torch you with my flamethrower!

[ - ] nuuggett16Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Run away!

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fourum? Wha--?

[ - ] nuuggett16Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

In the Face! (Fire thrown in face)

[ - ] LordNewbGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Stupid fat hobbit.

[ - ] LordNewbGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Po-ta-to, boil mash em stick em in a stew

[ - ] ChuckMyLifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

But what about second breakfast?

[ - ] LordNewbGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Don't think he knows about second breakfast..

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You said something about potatoes?

[ - ] LordNewbGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes I did. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew, po-ta-to po-ta-to

[ - ] yeahOKsureGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Good riddance, the little fools!

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*cries very hard*

[ - ] ProceedGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*fucks very hard*... Wait, what?

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*looks around slyly* Can I get in on this?

[ - ] DarkfallGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Drinks coffee* hmmm coffee...

[ - ] penny_for_your_thoughtsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I love coffee, so much!

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Coffee makes you do stupid things fatser, Mmmmmmmmm I love coffee

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Heh. Fatser.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Thats what she said.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

She might have said "faster", but she didn't say "fatser".

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Today, I wore pajamas all day. MLISick.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why is this up here? I typed it at the bottom. D:<

[ - ] penny_for_your_thoughtsGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Your smart, aren't you?

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*tazes OP* Bye everyone, there are too many n00bs and not enough average posts to keep me here.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Love ya TOYDS! See you later.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I sometimes forget to take my socks off. But I realise this the moment I step into the shower...

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

How do you not realize you're not naked?

[ - ] NeresciaGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

LAAAAAAME! YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY SMOKIN' SOMETHING OR YOUR LIFE JUST PLAIN SUCKS!!! Thank you, my rant is done.

[ - ] average4life17Good: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Today, while on my computer I realized i left my pants on. Mlia

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*misses period* uh oh.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hands abortion pamphlet.*

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I need to talk to the father first.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wait, are you serious?

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm e-pregnant.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, okay then.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

How am I supposed to tell badlydrawnboy?

[ - ] shopaholic201Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

u preggers?

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] shopaholic201Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

guy?

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Badlydrawnboy.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Has anyone seen Badlydrawnboy? Now I really need to talk to him.

[ - ] ProceedGood: 12Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Today, I got into the shower and started to masturbate. My legs started to feel really really weird. I looked down, and saw I have herpes. MLIA

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

On your legs...?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Leg herpes is a real issue in certain communities.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Don't I know it....

[ - ] ActionManGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

If only people would stop putting their legs inside cheap hookers...

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

But it's so pleasurable.

[ - ] ProceedGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

My legs were drawing attention to my noodly/stiff appendage.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

tinychat.com/TOYDS

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Alrighty then. I think I shall go spend time with my bed. *yawn* G'night :D

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

tinychat.com/TOYDS

[ - ] ChuckMyLifeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Dear Santa: Please bring me a new post. Thanks.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Santa: Stop asking me for stupid shit. Your welcome.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Santa says he's busy with his ho-ho-ho, Mrs. Claus.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

PEOPLE NEED TO STOP TALKING TO ME ON FACEBOOK CHAT! DON'T THEY KNOW I'M TRYING TO COMMENT ON MLIA?

[ - ] sawamanderGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

YLIRetarded.

[ - ] Autumn56Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

that's hilarious. that's something my friends would do.

[ - ] saruhxrawr123Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haha. Ive done that before.

[ - ] candycaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

lol FAIL.

[ - ] soccerpenguinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

thats awesome

[ - ] GrammaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

haha! I have never gotten in the shower or bath with clothes still on, but I am still waiting till I do, and then there will be no stopping me.

[ - ] pianoismymusicGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

VICTORY!!! You have officially joined the "wet pants" club. How do you feel? Chaffed.

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