MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 18Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Congratulations. Would you like a cookie?

[ - ] zagGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I would :D

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

(:::) <------------- :D

[ - ] zagGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*nomnomnom* yay! how can i thank you?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

In an average way. x]

[ - ] misslovely728Good: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

no of course not.... that would make these dumbasses die faster......

[ - ] zagGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

That's morbid.

[ - ] the_monty_hall_paradoxGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, it looks like an OP has half a brain.

[ - ] zagGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's not seen very often.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I can't die.

[ - ] zagGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Is that so?

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why, yeah. Yes it is.

[ - ] zagGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm sorry. I wouldn't want to be stuck on this earth any longer than I have to.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I was actually just thinking about death earlier, how many people are scared of it. It doesn't bother me at all.

[ - ] zagGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Ah, well that's because you can't die :P. But on a more serious note, I'm not scared of it either.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, I deal with it on a pretty regular basis, it's kind of showed me that it's not so scary. I can understand where people are coming from but at the same time, it's inevitable. Everyone is going to die no matter what. Might as well just deal with it. Haha.

[ - ] zagGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Haha, yeah, that's my theory to. What do you do that you have to deal with it on a regular basis though?

[ - ] the_monty_hall_paradoxGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Sometimes when I think about death, I kin of get excited because I sort of believe in past lives and how you have multiple lives as different things.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I work at a retirement community, so death is quite common 'round these parts.

[ - ] rAmPaGingONIGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

yeah, doesnt bother me at all

[ - ] AsterGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Same. Immortality is boring.

[ - ] RebeccaTaskerGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

that's pretty deep :P

[ - ] MobileGood: 20Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Today, I realized not being healthy is one of the top reasons why I'm not getting laid. MLIFatass

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Lies.

[ - ] LordNewbGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Hello all, how are you guys today?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

My dad's telling me I should go to school even though I'm nauseous as fuck. The unfairness is upsetting. D:

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yoday, I was depressive. MLIA

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I see the typing error, but it's too awesome to change.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Agreed.

[ - ] LordNewbGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Awesome typo, Yoday. Can I have it as my word of the day?

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Sure!

[ - ] LordNewbGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Thank you! *goes off to go use the word yoday on unsuspecting civilians*

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Depressing much?

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Mer, one hour later and it's still here.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Bo-ring!

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I want to see a new post before I decide to nom off some faces.

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Okay, but nibble slowly. I want a little release before I get my face eaten. Don't look at me like that; that's the price for my face.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Don't worry...I'm sick today so I wouldn't be eating much anyway.

[ - ] narnia_girl14Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I think I'll mention that to my health teacher today.

[ - ] holysnapGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Today, I realized I was emo. MLIA

[ - ] Gamer0309Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

My life is depressing

[ - ] waterhero13Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

that is depressing

[ - ] jordanpotterGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Now that's what I call "optimism."

[ - ] kfergGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

way to be glass half full :]

[ - ] edantes169Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

not true. being healthy is extending your life to its fullest extent, and improving its quality in every aspect. i guess you could say it's like being a ninja to death.

[ - ] starspangledburgerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

But... pirates are, of course, better.

[ - ] SwitchfeetGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

what are you?? emo??

[ - ] rumplestiltskeinGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

My definition of healthy has been "having pain in a different place every day." But yours works

[ - ] grace6446Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This is a duplicated post. Somehow it still made it on "top this month" both times. I wonder why....

[ - ] pianoismymusicGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

That's the spirit!

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