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Today i was sitting in class and someone asked how long a paraghraph should be, my instructor replied.. a paraghraph is like a skirt, long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep it intresting. MLIA

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[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

I love apples.

[ - ] MelodydramaGood: 5Bad: 42 years, 3 months ago

I dislike pears.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

As do I.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 3Bad: 42 years, 3 months ago

I LOVE PEARS!!

[ - ] zmcgGood: 3Bad: 42 years, 3 months ago

I LOVE PEARS TOO!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 3Bad: 42 years, 3 months ago

HOORAY FOR PEAR LOVE!!

[ - ] Naughty123Good: 0Bad: 42 years, 3 months ago

http://www.ihatehayley.com/index.php?id=645b1f061bbc2c145904b6b048c137d8

[ - ] funkmasterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I like pears. But I like apples as well.

[ - ] winbinGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

freak.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 5Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

...Such terrible grammar, I just don't know anymore.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 3Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

Let's see how many spelling errors we have. 1. 'i' 2. 'paraghraph' 3. 'intresting'

[ - ] thechad8Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

That is spelling, not grammar. Poor use of commas and the elipse (which is faulty in its own design as it should be ...). That being said, I really like the simile.

[ - ] dragonwyngsGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

And "paragraph" is spelt wrong twice!

[ - ] kungfumonkeychowGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

Good for you.

[ - ] MelodydramaGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

If you're going to write a story about writing at least check to see that it has proper grammar!! *mutters incoherently*

[ - ] etherladGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

phahrhahghrhahph?

[ - ] kungfumonkeychowGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

*coughs and splutters in disgust*

[ - ] TheAntiChristGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

Im so tired.

[ - ] kungfumonkeychowGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

GRAMMAR NAZIS! ASSEMBLE!

[ - ] etherladGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

COMBINE TO FORM VOLTRON!

[ - ] MelodydramaGood: 5Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

I refuse to be classified as a Nazi of any sort. I am simply a lover of grammar. Love =/= Nazi.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

Grammar Nazis, anger in disguise. (or not disguise...)

[ - ] TheAntiChristGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

I used to be the Hitler of grammar nazis.

[ - ] kungfumonkeychowGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

Well, I'VE TAKEN OVER! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[ - ] kungfumonkeychowGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

but i'm more like Kevin Rudd of Nazis. Astoundingly stupid and look so much like the milky bar kid!

[ - ] MelodydramaGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

Reply fail x 2

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

K. Rudd doesn't look like the milky bar kid. He looks like John Howard and Wayne Swan had a kid. =P

[ - ] ActionManGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Today, old saying. MLIA

[ - ] iEmilyGood: 3Bad: 42 years, 3 months ago

Dear OP, please go play on the freeway. Much hate, iEmily :)

[ - ] levitate15Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

Was this written by a BYU student?

[ - ] sh3pherddGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

My high school teacher used a similar analogy. She said, "long enough to cover the importany stuff but short enough to keep it interesting." It's all the same general idea.

[ - ] bellacullenGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I think this is a repost.

[ - ] headbangingtojazzGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

Shitty grammar + creepy teacher = terrible MLIA

[ - ] clover7951Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

No. Thats how long an essay should be, not a paragraph.

[ - ] star_gazer995Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Yeah, my teacher says that too.

[ - ] morbidlyobesepandaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

The bad grammar burns my eyes.

[ - ] EverlastingGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Oh goodness! Mrs. Koch-Johns class? 3rd period? Lincoln high? Totally was there :) I read this and squee'd!

[ - ] oxoliviaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

This has been done like 5 times. But with better spelling and grammar.

[ - ] moronmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

My teacher says this too. Mr. Greaney at Northgate High. I think its a phenomenon sweeping the nation.

[ - ] petuniaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

This is what my English teacher says all the time! 'womens skirt' Hahah!

[ - ] rusty_spoonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

All teachers say it. It was originally said by Mark Twain

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