MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 20Bad: 1611 year, 11 months ago

HAHAhahaahHAhHAh FIRST!!!!111!1!111!!1

[ - ] Ninjaraybay09Good: 25Bad: 111 year, 11 months ago

is the worst

[ - ] curbsideprophetGood: 21Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

Second is the best.

[ - ] Ninjaraybay09Good: 21Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

Third is the one with the hairy chest!

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 24Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago

I thought the third was the one with the TREASURE chest. D:

[ - ] Ninjaraybay09Good: 15Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

uh. idk i thought it was the hairy chest......... well i like treasure chest better anyway! :D

[ - ] MinimalGood: 6Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Family guy scene leads me to believe this is fake....

[ - ] bt03_30Good: 3Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

I seriously thought it was third the tird. that's what we've been saying all my life.

[ - ] PeepGood: 8Bad: 141 year, 11 months ago

:/

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 8Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago

what? I'm ashamed of you guys...a comment like that should have been badded into oblivion a couple of seconds ago. *bads*

[ - ] lnWantGood: 11Bad: 281 year, 11 months ago

COngratulations. You have reached a new level of internet faggotry. I dub thee a level 16 Douchebag.

[ - ] lnWantGood: 9Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

That double capitalization was intentional, by the way. Trust me.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 9Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

Hey, I was joking. I swear I have never done that before. I'm actually one of the people who tear down the "firsts". I badded it also!!!

[ - ] lnWantGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

aw I forgive you =]

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 4Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Lol...did you bad it yet? I want to see if it can get 20.

[ - ] lnWantGood: 3Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

Just did! Three to go, best of luck

[ - ] FillingInForOptimistGood: 3Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Lol 38!

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 5Bad: 131 year, 11 months ago

11 bads!!! Keep going!!! I want to see how many it can get.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 4Bad: 141 year, 11 months ago

14! (shame on the person who gooded it)

[ - ] PeepGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Peep.

[ - ] FrenchToastUnicornGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

*Insert Unicorn Growl Here* FrenchToastUnicorn.

[ - ] PeepGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Hi. :D

[ - ] FrenchToastUnicornGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Heyo! =D

[ - ] SooZeeGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I read your user name as French-Unitoast-corn >.<

[ - ] laughsforpleasureGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I'm sure a unicorn growl would be a pleasant sound.

[ - ] princessrissy94Good: 8Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

ok...that is actually hilariously funny.

[ - ] Beckza4Good: 6Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Yes. Yes it is. I was not expecting that.

[ - ] ninjasareawesomeGood: 6Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

ahh! you let a stranger in your house!

[ - ] vroooomGood: 14Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Liar liar plants for higher!

[ - ] FrenchToastUnicornGood: 8Bad: 111 year, 11 months ago

It's pants on fire, idiot.

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 7Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

....well, you'd know. Liar. :P

[ - ] Ninjaraybay09Good: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

well if your not gonna take it, i'll eat it myself!

[ - ] princessrissy94Good: 14Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

teller of untruths, your pants have combusted.

[ - ] flyingpasta1001Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*trousers =]

[ - ] imcerealGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

You'd better not!

[ - ] Ninjaraybay09Good: 5Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

you obviously don't know Spongebob French Toast.

[ - ] Ninjaraybay09Good: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

its pants on fire ,Patrick.

[ - ] FrenchToastUnicornGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I know Spongebob perfectly well, Ninjaray.

[ - ] Ninjaraybay09Good: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

oh yeah let's have a spongebob showdown.

[ - ] kelseyakameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I actually agree. Witnesses usually know what to say once in a house.

[ - ] curbsideprophetGood: 13Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Does OP not know that capitalization is allowed inside of quotation marks?

[ - ] holysnapGood: 5Bad: 111 year, 11 months ago

No one likes a grammar nazi.

[ - ] OneBigBlondeMomentGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I do. But that might be because I am one....

[ - ] flyingpasta1001Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Judging by the number of bads you got, some of us do.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 11Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

...we have a date next Friday. MLIA.

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

All of them! :D

[ - ] LianalooGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

hi, want to make pancakes again?

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

pours in batter, this one is for you

[ - ] princess95Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Yeah right!

[ - ] XintendationGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Whoa. This is a good one.

[ - ] RuleNumber1Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Ahahahaaha this was actually funny

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*wonders if anyone will notice*

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I noticed! D:

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

*freaks out* FELLOW GEEK!!

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*is here*

[ - ] HerescuGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

awww

[ - ] LianalooGood: 2Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

Mt least favorite teacher was suspended YAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[ - ] whitefirewolf09Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

For some reason I really feel like I've read this before... or heard it or something.

[ - ] DayLiGood: 6Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, it happened on Family Guy.

[ - ] OneBigBlondeMomentGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And Black Books. And I think Black Books might be older than Family Guy, so...

[ - ] mishhGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeaa I was gonna say, I thought thats what happened on Black Books...

[ - ] Tama_ChanGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

aw, should i feel sorry for the Jehovah's Witnesses?

[ - ] DayLiGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Wow, good job posting a story about Family Guy. : /

[ - ] PurestPrincessGood: 8Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

one time this happened to my friend Katherine's dad. he invited the guy in, and he is a pastor. the guy was like 17 or so. he ended up making the kid question his faith after sitting him down for a while. then some elders from the kid's church came and told him to stay away from "our youth". Bruce just said, "Hey, you guys sent him to ME." that was the end of it. haha

[ - ] this_kidGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

hahaah

[ - ] reggierocketGood: 25Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

'Black Books' episode 2. Basically same thing except every things better in an accent :) hilarious

[ - ] ShazGVGood: 17Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Stolen from Black Books. Thief. SHAAAME.

[ - ] JBvHGood: 16Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

This also happened on Black Books - very good show, by the way.

[ - ] PleutGood: 11Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Black Books :) <3 it.

[ - ] YumYumFeliciosoGood: 8Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I highly doubt this is real, we actually have stuff pre-prepared. So there.

[ - ] NobodyOfConsequenceGood: 14Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I hope the OP realises just how lame it is to rip a skit off a show, present it as real, and at the same time cause people to believe something un-true about a religion which is struggling to be accepted in certain parts of the world but helps thousands of people every year to come to know the true God. However funny the fictional story may be.

[ - ] hailey3Good: 12Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I agree. I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I'm pretty sure we invented this joke. I definitely heard it as a child...about 25 years ago. It is funny. However, it isn't at all a true story. I kinda thought MLIA was about true stories. Not lying or telling jokes. To the person who posted this story I say "YLIP." Your Life is Pathetic. I haven't seen a story on here about Jehovah's Witnesses that even sounds remotely true.

[ - ] smihaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

iam 2 and i agree

[ - ] TarzieGood: 9Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

yeah u suck, stealing from family guy, shame on u. also Jehovah Witnesses would not go in on the first call because we respect ur privacy and u could murder us, plus we no what we're talking.

[ - ] hailey3Good: 12Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I'm a Witness, too. I totally agree. We are usually pretty careful. And we are never at a loss for words!

[ - ] esh93Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i agree, a witness would never go to a door in service without having something prepared to say. it just doesnt happen.

[ - ] smihaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

true

[ - ] bullsshtGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Bullsh*t, this sounds like a horrible joke.

[ - ] SassyGoatGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I thought he was stealing this off of Black Books.. But that was Christians I believe.

[ - ] peyton_blake_projectGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Well, that's kind of pathetic.

[ - ] tabathatrashGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

NOPE NOT TRUE! Black Books did it before Family guy! & it was with Mormons instead!! XD

[ - ] dearalex13Good: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

i have to comment because the number of comments is 69 and i want to keep MLIA clean(: so this is comment 70!

[ - ] DxF92Good: 1Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

OMG i usually just hang out my window screaming "satan has my SOUL" and they usually try and run away.

[ - ] zimmerman120Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

so that was u it was the best door i ever went to but the elder i was with wanted me to leave....

[ - ] bleeker92Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i just want to say that this is epic, it made my day(:

[ - ] saliva37Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

FAMILY GUY RIP OFF!!

[ - ] artsychickGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This made me laugh. :)

[ - ] lriley521Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

this did not make me laugh as i am a jehovahs witness i actually lost a little respect for mlia

[ - ] captain_noodleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Forget Family Guy, Blackbooks Did this first. Series 1 episode 1 Friday 29 September 2000. Not that I'm sad or anything xD

[ - ] mishhGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Niceeee :)

[ - ] niffy92Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

this is so fake that it's not even funny :/ 1. as everyone's been saying it's from family guy and 2. jehovah whitnesses are never at a loss at words, we have a church meeting to prepare what we CAN say & even if it's your first time you have someone whose older & has done it before so please, before you make other religions look bad, do some studying into it, you don't see us making fun of any other religions :(

[ - ] imtoaverageformyshirtGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

jeez! relax you guys! its funny!

Official links