MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 23Bad: 181 year, 11 months ago

Milkshake machines go in the kitchen, not outside. Freak.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 11Bad: 201 year, 11 months ago

The OP is a crazy bitch!

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 21Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

I'm glad OP forgot the MLIA at the end because this ain't average, yo.

[ - ] nonskidsurfaceGood: 19Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

This is one of the fakest posts I've seen yet.

[ - ] bounceyGood: 3Bad: 361 year, 11 months ago

FUCK YOU op i hope you live and a bad niebore hood and you get shot

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 3Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

There you are!

[ - ] bounceyGood: 2Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago

hey

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 6Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

mmm chili.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 10Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

What's a niebore?

[ - ] ValidValueEnoughForYouGood: 8Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

A nie that is boring?

[ - ] WerneykinsGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Like the nights who say "nie"?

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 18Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

You bought a blender? Great!

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 16Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

From the second I saw 'making milkshakes', I knew what was coming and stopped reading. Did I make the right choice?

[ - ] gomugomunoaverageGood: 7Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 4Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

Not reading the post is always a good choice. I don't read them anymore.

[ - ] nonskidsurfaceGood: 6Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I did the same thing, but then continued to read to see if it was as predictable as I thought. I was right.

[ - ] muzicluver411Good: 4Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

I Didn't read it.Should I?

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 4Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

Nope.

[ - ] muzicluver411Good: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

okay then i wont. btw Hi Andy(:

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Dinnah tayme! See you later ;) <3

[ - ] muzicluver411Good: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

bye henrik!! *tackle hugs*

[ - ] navybabe09Good: 31Bad: 181 year, 11 months ago

Even if this didn't actually happen, I still find it amusing. For such a positive site, some people are really negative.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

Oh dear.

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 3Bad: 181 year, 11 months ago

Comments like that get you badded to oblivion.

[ - ] navybabe09Good: 10Bad: 111 year, 11 months ago

Think I care?

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 8Bad: 131 year, 11 months ago

Apparently to a certain degree yes. You see, since you retorted to my comment it probably means you do in face care.

[ - ] navybabe09Good: 7Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

I simply demonstrated that I didn't just comment and walk away.

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 7Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

I commend you for that dedication. *thumbs up*

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 3Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago

You simply demonstrated that you really do care because you're here arguing about it.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

You do.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 7Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Does the 'A' in 'MLIA' stand for amusing or average?

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 4Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

You want amusing, make a website called MyLifeIsAmusing. But no, this is an average site with an unaverage post and we'll bash on it all we want.

[ - ] paradoxPenguinGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I know, right! Personaly, I think FML may be more fitting for some people than MLIA

[ - ] jonesfreakGood: 19Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Wouldn't a milkshake machine be a blender?

[ - ] Silent_BaconGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yeah... hm... XD

[ - ] GenevaAVENGEDGood: 5Bad: 131 year, 11 months ago

FAKE AND GAY! :]

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 8Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I see what you did there, OP. Original, AND witty.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

[!] ?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*fireworks go off as KG enters the room* Back from my meeting! Who missed me?

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

ME! <3<3<3<3<3

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

*tackle hug* ha1eem!

[ - ] haylee_davis13Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

do i get a hugg?

[ - ] bounceyGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

i did i did alot super best friend

[ - ] stephaniecullen123Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

a milkshake machine? how about a blender?!

[ - ] xspinningisfunGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Lies. All lies. Because who would make a milkshake in the yard? Like, this person probably thought about what would make sense. And then put it up here. LAAAAME.

[ - ] Silent_BaconGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Seriously. I sure don't get a BLENDER and go outside to make a milkshake. That's just odd.

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

It's almost badding time children.

[ - ] bounceyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

ugh

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Is that something new? What is it?

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Well, the trolls seem to get on at about the same time ever day. Which is to say, any time now.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I don't like them.

[ - ] twitchy_fingersGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

1) that MLIA was predictable and 2) I wish I was OP's neighbor. I like free milkshakes. :D

[ - ] wishUpon1111Good: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

not gonna lie i really want a chocolate milkshake with whip cream and sprinkles. yum

[ - ] paradoxPenguinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

same.

[ - ] paradoxPenguinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think I may try to do this sometime...

[ - ] hexezzGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

real or fake, it made me laugh and i thank you.

[ - ] lalala_MLIA_3579Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Same, i thought it was funny :D

[ - ] AnnaOnAStarGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Why would you have your "milkshake machine"/blender in your yard, in the middle of winter? Kitchen wasn't nice enough? ...

[ - ] limesandteaGood: 11Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My milkshake bringeth all ye gentlefolk to the yard. And they're like, t'is better than thine. Verily, t'is better than thine. I could teach you, but I would have to levy a fee.

[ - ] Jayjay2819Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

OMGG I LOVE DESANDNATE SOOOOO FUNNY JUST WATCHED THAT LIKE 10 MINUTES AGOOOOO :)

[ - ] NotAtTheTableCarlosGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This was so funny, i made it my myspace status ;)

[ - ] shanster89Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i like the pokemon version of it better. "My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard and they're like you wanna trade cards? Damn right I wanna trade cards, I'll trade you but not my charizard"

[ - ] gneissisniceGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

A milkshake machine? You mean a blender?

[ - ] gneissisniceGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

A milkshake machine? You mean a blender?

[ - ] gneissisniceGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Sorry for the double post. =(

[ - ] oinkwoofmooGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You do realize that by saying that you made it a triple post ? :)

[ - ] haylee_davis13Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

"I guess my milkshakes really do bring the boys to the yard. " <---thats what she said

[ - ] DumbBlonde24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

ha-ha, funny stuff :P

[ - ] lilybuggxxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

WIN.

[ - ] prof_chaosGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Unless the milkshake was coming out of your boobs, I doubt the 'good looking neighbors' would've jumped over the fence. And how short is your fence that they could jump over it? It just defeated it's purpose.

[ - ] xxAmyGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Actually I am the one who posted this and it is half true. My mom got a milkshake machine as a gift and we were testing it out. The reason we were testing it out in the backyard was because our power cords reached to the outside table through the window which made it power on. And yes it is a milkshake machine, not a blender. A milkshake machine is actually a proper appliance for your information. The part that isn't true, which I edited to make it funny for MLIA, was where my neighbours jumped over the fence. And yes my neighbours are good looking.

[ - ] xxAmyGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

It was a lovely day outside so we made milkshakes to enjoy. And we have a fridge outside under the roof so that is where we got our ingredients from. So yes, my post is mostly true except for the part where the neighbours jumped the fence. Also I didn't write MLIA because it wasn't a completely true story.

[ - ] Jayjay2819Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

OMGGGG I LOVE DESANDNATE IS THAT WHERE U GOT IT FROM HAHAHA LOL :)

[ - ] mrdude545Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

are they like it's better than yours?

[ - ] ATKGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

So painful to read. Ur life is not AVERAGE. It's.....I dunno. :/

[ - ] hungrykeeleyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

haha i thought it was funny :) who are u to judge what is average in pplz lives?? might be average for ur life but way awesumer shizz might happen to this person!!

[ - ] FattyPatty810Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's not supposed to be average in their lives, it's supposed to be average for humans.

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