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Today, I had slept in and was late going to school. On a note I wrote my reason for being late as "busy fighting crime" and I drew the Batman symbol under it. My mom laughed, signed it, and dropped me off to school. When I got to school I signed in at the attendance office, and gave my note to the secretary. I went to class, but ten minutes into class I was called back down to the office. Guess who got a high five from the principal? Not me, I got a detention for fraudulence and got the incident put on my permanent record. MLIA
#687668 Comments: 109 Votes: average 17591meh 704Share 
[ - ]  ChuckMyLifeGood: 246Bad: 302 years, 3 months ago
This is actually quite average. I'm so proud.
 
[ - ]  PervertGood: 92Bad: 2142 years, 3 months ago
Penis.
 
[ - ]  OptimistGood: 75Bad: 962 years, 3 months ago
Did she die?
 
[ - ]  hippo_campusGood: 35Bad: 1052 years, 3 months ago
She dropped the soap.
 
[ - ]  PervertGood: 42Bad: 902 years, 3 months ago
Yes she did >:)
 
[ - ]  hippo_campusGood: 24Bad: 1052 years, 3 months ago
Then Pervert skewered her. Like a Shish-kabob. Rather entertaining.
 
[ - ]  _Cosners_Good: 10Bad: 672 years, 3 months ago
http://tinychat.com/mliacommenters We're all hanging out here! We need you hippo! Pervert and a bunch of others are on here.
 
[ - ]  hippo_campusGood: 20Bad: 662 years, 3 months ago
Ok.
 
[ - ]  mynameiserikGood: 12Bad: 362 years, 3 months ago
WHO BADDED YOU!?
 
[ - ]  lilbits614Good: 19Bad: 422 years, 3 months ago
dude wat is wrong wiht u?? ur massivly imiture. who would make there name pervert? thats like asking to get beat up by ninja monkeys in the middle of the night while u get up cuz ur hungry n grab a piece of toast then bam! toast gone n ur laying on the floor wonderin wat the heck just happened. wait tht would be awesome to see a ninja monkey:) haha
 
[ - ]  BritishAndProudGood: 40Bad: 312 years, 3 months ago
it made me giggle *giggles*
 
[ - ]  rettxmorgueGood: 72Bad: 172 years, 3 months ago
Other than the fact that it is incredibly long, this was a semi-average post. I have this warm tingly feeling inside...
 
[ - ]  WouldyoulikeSomeToastGood: 44Bad: 362 years, 3 months ago
I'm kind of doubting they got detention for it. Or that it went on their permanent record...
 
[ - ]  thebluegirlGood: 14Bad: 152 years, 3 months ago
It's still a step. But you're right.
 
[ - ]  kkay459Good: 19Bad: 132 years, 3 months ago
youd b surprised. i know people who have been expelled for being late more than 10 times
 
[ - ]  lilbits614Good: 5Bad: 182 years, 3 months ago
i almost was but the lady tht gave the dts liked me n told me multiple times it was only my 5th tym cuz on the 6th one i would have got suspendeed
 
[ - ]  DrLeetsauceGood: 15Bad: 62 years, 3 months ago
I'm not doubting it at all. My old high school was pretty relaxed but I could see something like this happening at some of my friends' high schools. It technically is "fraudulence" (which is supposed to go on a permanent record) and some people just take that stuff too seriously.
 
[ - ]  mariamisninja97Good: 16Bad: 52 years, 3 months ago
wow this is average
 
[ - ]  gbowlgirlGood: 12Bad: 292 years, 3 months ago
No one is here!
 
[ - ]  zmcgGood: 12Bad: 192 years, 3 months ago
I am!
 
[ - ]  KitSnicketGood: 13Bad: 202 years, 3 months ago
So am I!
 
[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 11Bad: 152 years, 3 months ago
Kit Snicket! I haven't seen you on here in forever!
 
[ - ]  YourValentineGood: 11Bad: 162 years, 3 months ago
*disappears*
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 9Bad: 142 years, 3 months ago
...you never saw me.
 
[ - ]  GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 8Bad: 112 years, 3 months ago
I'm here!
 
[ - ]  WouldyoulikeSomeToastGood: 6Bad: 102 years, 3 months ago
Okay. No you didn't.
 
[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 6Bad: 92 years, 3 months ago
Hello!
 
[ - ]  WouldyoulikeSomeToastGood: 7Bad: 122 years, 3 months ago
Hi schnauzy [:
 
[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 4Bad: 122 years, 3 months ago
How are you doing?
 
[ - ]  WouldyoulikeSomeToastGood: 6Bad: 122 years, 3 months ago
I'm good! I should get going on that bothersome homework though, but I'm incredibly lazy. How YOU doin'?
 
[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 7Bad: 102 years, 3 months ago
Awesome! Tomorrow is Mardi Gras!
 
[ - ]  heatherrawrieeGood: 4Bad: 72 years, 3 months ago
Yeah... so I've got to go now, chums. I love you guys! *mass hugs all round*
 
[ - ]  BritishAndProudGood: 3Bad: 112 years, 3 months ago
see ya *hugs back*
 
[ - ]  meowththatsmeGood: 9Bad: 112 years, 3 months ago
I really like your use of the word "chums".
 
[ - ]  thebluegirlGood: 5Bad: 72 years, 3 months ago
Bye -pouts- I shall miss your comments. -hugs-
 
[ - ]  tinkerswift14Good: 4Bad: 92 years, 3 months ago
I don't swing that way
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 5Bad: 452 years, 3 months ago
This isn't a place to get novels published. Stop making your submissions so long!
 
[ - ]  mynameisgraceGood: 29Bad: 32 years, 3 months ago
if they didn't put any details then we wouldnt know what happened therefore in the voting we would say no so it had to be long to say the whole story. i liked this one anyway.
 
[ - ]  zmcgGood: 24Bad: 32 years, 3 months ago
That first sentence sounded out of breath.
 
[ - ]  lexibubbleGood: 39Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
This is actually better than those who end up getting high fives and stuff. Because this is truly average! :D
 
[ - ]  InsertWhittyNameHereGood: 26Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
*angels sing* FINALLY!
 
[ - ]  zmcgGood: 25Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago
At first I thought that said "eagles sing." wow, I better lay off the crack..
 
[ - ]  IHaveFreePiGood: 8Bad: 102 years, 3 months ago
OOh. Big words. No ready. Headachey. Ow.
 
[ - ]  gbowlgirlGood: 4Bad: 142 years, 3 months ago
I was to lazy to read.
 
[ - ]  thebluegirlGood: 10Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
But it's average, you should read it.
 
[ - ]  gbowlgirlGood: 8Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago
It is average...Thanks thebluegirl.
 
[ - ]  thebluegirlGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
welcome -smiles-
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 5Bad: 72 years, 3 months ago
Okey folkies, gotta go now! Love y'all! (especially Optimist, now that he is back ;) ) <3<3<3
 
[ - ]  OptimistGood: 7Bad: 52 years, 3 months ago
I love y'all too! *squeeze*
 
[ - ]  CircafanGood: 13Bad: 92 years, 3 months ago
* boobie squeeze *
 
[ - ]  SpeedRacer13Good: 3Bad: 52 years, 3 months ago
I'd watch that.
 
[ - ]  ha1eemGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago
Bye Bela =]
 
[ - ]  FrenchToastUnicornGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago
Thank. You.!
 
[ - ]  zmcgGood: 5Bad: 62 years, 3 months ago
Normal! But a little bit boring. Oh well, we can't have everything!
 
[ - ]  thebluegirlGood: 13Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
I liked this one. It was average.
 
[ - ]  FlamexiousGood: 18Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago
well if you havent noticed all the short ones are usually less average and the long ones are funny and make sense
 
[ - ]  zmcgGood: 5Bad: 62 years, 3 months ago
Not usually.
 
[ - ]  BritishAndProudGood: 2Bad: 62 years, 3 months ago
*thinks to self* I wonder what would happen if i press that button?
 
[ - ]  BritishAndProudGood: 2Bad: 82 years, 3 months ago
*presses button* omg wow confetti
 
[ - ]  gbowlgirlGood: 4Bad: 52 years, 3 months ago
Your computer will explode.
 
[ - ]  zmcgGood: 3Bad: 32 years, 3 months ago
Well, the Capitol building goes Kaboom! But nobody know that. Shh...
 
[ - ]  KitSnicketGood: 14Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago
I almost didn't read this, because of the length...but I'm glad I did! *applauds average-ness*
 
[ - ]  no_oneGood: 3Bad: 62 years, 3 months ago
WHY ARE ALL THIS SO LONG?!?... It makes it hard for me to maintain my illiteracy...
 
[ - ]  ha1eemGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
Cliche breaking? Unheard of!
 
[ - ]  zmcgGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago
*Drops cliche* Right, they don't shatter easily. This mallet will do, though.
 
[ - ]  NooneknowsNowGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
It's an improvement
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago
I highly doubt it got put on your permanent record.
 
[ - ]  thebluegirlGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago
BCF! What's up?
 
[ - ]  MTIS1Good: 5Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
According to school systems it is considered lying and cheating and would go on your permanent record just like cheating would.
 
[ - ]  mynameiserikGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
But OP's mom should be able to say that she actually did sign the note...somehow that should work.
 
[ - ]  lexibubbleGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago
Ohmydays, when I commented there were no comments! Man, there were a lot of us typing at once!
 
[ - ]  LadyCianneGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
I think that this happens to people who read mlia too often.
 
[ - ]  lexibubbleGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago
We all become secret ninjas. Eventually the world will be converted t the cult. But for now, it's just us lot
 
[ - ]  pokemaster2299Good: 5Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
Smooth, OP. But still, kudos to you on your average story.
 
[ - ]  ginnyweasley1234Good: 2Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago
FML that sucks....
 
[ - ]  toesocksarecoolGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago
Sounds like something I would have done. Outstanding.
 
[ - ]  VitaNuovaGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
great job, messing with the cliche. XD That made me laugh
 
[ - ]  katieTHEwhoGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
This is more like it... no high-fives... no extra credit... very average. Way to go, buddy.
 
[ - ]  Ram27Good: 3Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago
Finally. AVERAGE! :heavenlychoir:
 
[ - ]  luckylionGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago
A step in the right direction!
 
[ - ]  tigersjawGood: 1Bad: 102 years, 3 months ago
RAPE
 
[ - ]  jlcn24Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
First average post I read in MLIA!..This is great!
 
[ - ]  h8tnthesnoGood: 13Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
Who keeps badvalanching people? (Do ya like my new word. I feel like Dr. Seuss...no actually not really)
 
[ - ]  klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
lol (:
 
[ - ]  BlargheimGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
Nice subversion, made me lol
 
[ - ]  roboticnecklaceGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
hahaha. bueno. but that sucks, i'm sorry.
 
[ - ]  phynx577Good: 6Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
okay, seriously, how is this too long? Has the average attention span been lowered to 140 characters because of twitter?
 
[ - ]  SooZeeGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
I was juuust about to "meh" when they said "guess who got a high five?" & i saw they got a detention instead.
 
[ - ]  uberyoshiGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
I think this has been done before. I can't wait until the anti-cliche becomes the new cliche...
 
[ - ]  TheGuyOverThereGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
Finally someone who can spell "principal"!
 
[ - ]  ptk923Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
but hey... you got an mlia story post out of it!
 
[ - ]  WhoDey320Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
LOL
 
[ - ]  swatigGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
LOL i was about to "meh" it until i saw "not me"
 
[ - ]  redsoxresGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago
that's crap
 
[ - ]  mangemonkGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago
thats an fml
 
[ - ]  DarkHeart666Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
WOW harsh school. I applaud you.
 
[ - ]  SajiGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
That sucks! But way to go on the average post!
 
[ - ]  kibbnbitzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I really don't see how this could go on your record. All you'd need to do is have your mother tell them she did sign it. They can argue the note had a nonsense reason, but a silly late note doesn't deserve severe punishment.
 
[ - ]  loliosGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
then who did the principal high five?
 
[ - ]  GohaeismGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
The detention definitely could have happened at my school. I got a suspension for "mouthing off" to a counselor during summer break.
 
[ - ]  mimi690Good: 16Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Haha StumbleUpon made me stumble on this <3
 
[ - ]  FlattenedPancakeGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Exactly why I'm here. :)
 
[ - ]  destraction2332Good: 5Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago
Me too, lolz!!!
 
[ - ]  Mandimarie316Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 4 months ago
Hey, do you guys know how I can figure out who posted this? Because I'm 100% sure I posted this MLIA with my last account that I had but I forgot the login name, therefore losing the account. But I hope it still exists because I posted several stories with that account and I miss it lol. I figured I'd just reply to you because you're the most recent poster.
 
[ - ]  MeluvNinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
ME 2!!!!!
 
[ - ]  MeluvNinjaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
But I already read this website, see, i found out about stumbleupon on this website, and it took me back here! So weird..
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I can't believe this. It's from so long ago.
 
[ - ]  averageninjayoshiGood: 14Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
awesome. i found this through stumbleupon.com woot.
 
[ - ]  5m1l3ymeGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
whoa, me too! *high five* i already go on this website but i'd never seen this post...
 

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