MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
Today, I just died from cancer. i read MLIA everyday and it makes me laugh all the time. All i ever wanted was an MLIA post about me. Please make my dream come true because I'm dead. MLIA.
#680086 Comments: 233 Vote: average 18367meh 6283Share 
[ - ]  mostlyaliveGood: 155Bad: 72 years, 1 month ago
clever OP, very clever
 
[ - ]  MyLifeIsTypicalGood: 100Bad: 72 years, 1 month ago
at fisrt, i voted "meh" cuz i thought it was another one of those "dying wish" deals that annoy the crap out of me. but after re-reading it, i immediatle changed my vote to "average".
 
[ - ]  watupguysGood: 2Bad: 702 years, 1 month ago
Same with me at first, then I watched this and changed my mind. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEmSDQR_7vU
 
[ - ]  _Cosners_Good: 13Bad: 441 year, 12 months ago
Strange, I feel skeptical and sad at the same time. I know I'd like to get a post on here if I was dying from cancer and I read MLIA for a long time (sad part). On the other hand, this could be fake (skeptical part).
 
[ - ]  headbangingtojazzGood: 38Bad: 111 year, 12 months ago
Of course it's fake, OP said he/she is dead. *eyeroll*
 
[ - ]  _Cosners_Good: 5Bad: 231 year, 12 months ago
I KNOW THAT! But I mean the fact that maybe someone dying of terminal cancer might actually post and try to get a story on here as a way of doing everything they can to enjoy life at its last moments.
 
[ - ]  VefanturGood: 19Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago
The funny thing about this is that because of the 3 month or so delay on MLIA stories now... someone could get their stories posted after they're already dead. This OP is probably still alive, but it could happen. :)
 
[ - ]  OstafGood: 2Bad: 181 year, 11 months ago
Wow you're dumb.
 
[ - ]  guineapigninjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
ya theres way too many like this andits sooo anoying!
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 52Bad: 91 year, 12 months ago
I miss you...
 
[ - ]  snapitsslindley2Good: 8Bad: 71 year, 12 months ago
oh, same here.
 
[ - ]  TheAverageBrickGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
dido
 
[ - ]  singlegirlswagggGood: 6Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
im very very confused... well done my friend.
 
[ - ]  Dr_PepperGood: 7Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago
very nice...
 
[ - ]  Colchester7Good: 14Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago
very, very, very clever
 
[ - ]  ItDontMatterAtAllGood: 11Bad: 81 year, 12 months ago
we are very sad for our loss and we will miss u!!!!
 
[ - ]  JennyamaGood: 4Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago
I wonder if this person is really dead...
 
[ - ]  FirefoxGood: 50Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago
OP, I love you. Also, how do you make your comments active?
 
[ - ]  jjfoadGood: 12Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago
click on My Account and click the post number, copy and paste th link.
 
[ - ]  sohrobGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
waitt what do you mean "active" ?
 
[ - ]  sweetie889Good: 3Bad: 151 year, 12 months ago
wait, how can you 1: love someone who is dead, and 2: love someone when you have no idea their gender? haha, sorry.
 
[ - ]  raibeanGood: 16Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
People who love someone regardless of gender are pansexual.
 
[ - ]  MelodehGood: 22Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
People who love someone regardless of life are necrophiliacs.
 
[ - ]  VirusalGood: 21Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
People who love people regardless of gender and life are desperate.
 
[ - ]  guineapigninjaGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
people who can think of something that good are awesome.
 
[ - ]  KalietGood: 24Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago
Cool! It's going to be months before this hits the published areas, though.
 
[ - ]  Monkey94Good: 17Bad: 62 years, 1 month ago
More like years.
 
[ - ]  jjfoadGood: 18Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
i was hoping to get a head start before all those people who find it offensive 'meh' it because of their fake death stories..
 
[ - ]  curlylocks95Good: 2Bad: 91 year, 12 months ago
I month 4 weeks actually
 
[ - ]  nevertrustagingerGood: 7Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago
fail.
 
[ - ]  wallflovverGood: 31Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago
This got be very confused. And being confused is average.
 
[ - ]  isoruleallGood: 33Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago
then i must always be average
 
[ - ]  FatBunnyGood: 24Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
This must make it through.
 
[ - ]  CleverFoolGood: 27Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago
This is beautiful.
 
[ - ]  superwomanvicGood: 1Bad: 72 years, 1 month ago
LOL, love it<3 Kind of similar to mine (because they're both about cliches), but more witty. :) http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/680086 It's not really needed much anymore though, because I haven't seen many HP posts recently...
 
[ - ]  scpgohdhploveGood: 1Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago
well they have average wizard too
 
[ - ]  MyfirstwordwasvodkaGood: 20Bad: 132 years, 1 month ago
This is NOT Sparta.
 
[ - ]  ArikikoGood: 17Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago
Or is it?
 
[ - ]  peyton_blake_projectGood: 9Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
No, it really isn't.
 
[ - ]  MyLifeIsInsaneNOTAverageGood: 11Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago
REALLY!!!???!!
 
[ - ]  userdoesntexistGood: 13Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
This is madness!
 
[ - ]  BananasAreForEatingGood: 16Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
No.... This IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!!
 
[ - ]  ILuvPercyGood: 7Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
GO SPARTA!!!
 
[ - ]  ILuvPercyGood: 6Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
My school Mascot is the Spartan. Then the high school are the Warriors.
 
[ - ]  raibeanGood: 7Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
That's because it's Patrick.
 
[ - ]  -YourMom-Good: 35Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago
Hope this gets posted. I average'd this several times by opening this post in Internet Explorer (I use Firefox normally) and clearing my cookies everytime I voted, so every vote would be accepted.
 
[ - ]  DreamingoutloudGood: 11Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago
NICE I hope this gets on.... it will be a few weeks
 
[ - ]  TheatrickGood: 19Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago
This. Is. Gold.
 
[ - ]  Liz_LemonGood: 44Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago
hahaha yes! i'm getting really sick of those stories. i'm glad it has officially been mocked.
 
[ - ]  RandomBoxGood: 6Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago
commenting is disabled (how did this not make it through?) http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/297774
 
[ - ]  neonblackGood: 1Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago
That's great! *Applauds*
 
[ - ]  MeIsAwesomerGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
same thing happened with me. i think it means that your post is in submissions
 
[ - ]  wobbuffettGood: 1Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago
Hope it makes it
 
[ - ]  FatBunnyGood: 0Bad: 72 years, 1 month ago
This has enough 'average's...
 
[ - ]  -YourMom-Good: 1Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago
I actually think it has to go through the voting system before it gets through. It'll have to go through there for all the votes to be counted and for it to be posted (which will be another week or two).
 
[ - ]  RandomBoxGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago
or 2 months if you are me.
 
[ - ]  RandomBoxGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
not an exaggeration btw
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
Lotsa old comments here!
 
[ - ]  danielleskyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I was trying to figure out how there was a new post with 25 comments already. Hah, weird.
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
Whoa. Wth? You're right... Almost like this post HAS been voted in before... WTF?
 
[ - ]  -YourMom-Good: 4Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
Somebody linked to it and we voted/commented on it before this actually went into the voting system.
 
[ - ]  neonblackGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
Yeah, they do that sometimes...
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
People can post the link for the post before it gets voted in, and you can also comment ;)
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
Grrr... Somewhat hate it when that occurs...
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Why?
 
[ - ]  star_gazer995Good: 3Bad: 101 year, 12 months ago
Funny, but you shouldn't joke about cancer
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
You shouldn't take posts so seriously.
 
[ - ]  MeIsAwesomerGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
not joking about cancer. joking about dead cancer posts
 
[ - ]  MeIsAwesomerGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
not joking about cancer. joking about dead cancer posts
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 1Bad: 71 year, 12 months ago
Best. Post. Ever. LA-LA-LOVE IT!
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Shhh.
 
[ - ]  SplendidLennonGood: 6Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
Are you sure that you are dead? I'm not so sure that you mentioned it quite clearly enough.
 
[ - ]  neonblackGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I'm not too sure. Is there a pulse?
 
[ - ]  TPMasterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
haha. i agree.
 
[ - ]  lizzyalynnGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Copier! http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/1354264
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Check out the post number...
 
[ - ]  lizzyalynnGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
SO!?
 
[ - ]  -YourMom-Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
That means the post you're linking to is the copier, because it came AFTER this post.
 
[ - ]  lizzyalynnGood: 6Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
I hate how sarcasm doesn't transfer over the internet.
 
[ - ]  neonblackGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
[!]=Sarcasm
 
[ - ]  TPMasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
same here. so much hrder to screw with your friends' heads.
 
[ - ]  -YourMom-Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Actually, that post you're linking to is the copier.. notice the much higher post number.
 
[ - ]  cglock88Good: 20Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I deem this hilarious.
 
[ - ]  neonblackGood: 13Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I second that deeming.
 
[ - ]  KitSnicketGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I third it.
 
[ - ]  Bekah22Good: 5Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
motion passed
 
[ - ]  Ram27Good: 0Bad: 81 year, 12 months ago
:headdesk:
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
No. We like this post. It's original.
 
[ - ]  Your_Not_Average09Good: 4Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
WIN.
 
[ - ]  MTFANGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
I was very confused when I first read this, but I get it now.
 
[ - ]  hockeyjock8Good: 0Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago
go on cut-wrist.blogspot.com very funny better than fml and mlia
 
[ - ]  neonblackGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Why should I?
 
[ - ]  ThatVinnehGuyGood: 26Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Post 680086. Palindromic number!
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Woah! That's cool!
 
[ - ]  TPMasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
dude! ttally!
 
[ - ]  NinjaHipposGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago
BAD.
 
[ - ]  leahbeahx3Good: 1Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago
I don't get it ! Some one explain..
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 9Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Are you new?
 
[ - ]  userdoesntexistGood: 0Bad: 101 year, 12 months ago
Penis
 
[ - ]  i_am_grammar_policeGood: 45Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
OP, I understand you're dead, but you need to remember to capitalize your "I"s the next time you wish to inform us of your untimely death.
 
[ - ]  sunshinex934Good: 6Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Bahahaha. Pure gold right here. I'm happy that they mocked all these death stories. It's sad that they died, but really all it is is a sympathy post... That's not what MLIA is about.
 
[ - ]  TerrasochiGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
OMG. YES. YESSS!!!!
 
[ - ]  crazzycamelGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
I am utterly confused
 
[ - ]  blackpadfootGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Uncapitalized I's are forgiven. That is witty, OP!
 
[ - ]  hockeyjock8Good: 1Bad: 111 year, 12 months ago
go on cut-wrist.blogspot.com very funny better than fml and mlia
 
[ - ]  PrincessKaiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Nice OP. I like.
 
[ - ]  Tick-tockGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*States obvious* Holy shit, this got in!
 
[ - ]  Tick-tockGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
(Holy shit in a good way)
 
[ - ]  TheGuyOverThereGood: 12Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
But how did the shit get holes in it?
 
[ - ]  KevinDollGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
One word: Jesus. o.O
 
[ - ]  robdog130Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
skewers.
 
[ - ]  CharB95Good: 9Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
rest in peace
 
[ - ]  dragonriderGood: 7Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
This site keeps getting better and better.
 
[ - ]  WhistlerGood: 2Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago
I disagree, sorry.
 
[ - ]  ZAFGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
w1n.
 
[ - ]  ouchhhGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Hahahahaha. Thank you.
 
[ - ]  gneissisniceGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Ok, this made me giggle. Now I feel bad.
 
[ - ]  ladida33Good: 0Bad: 91 year, 12 months ago
this is stupid and not funny
 
[ - ]  danilolGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
this is the best thing that ever happened to this site.
 
[ - ]  harrylikesginnyGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
this is hilarious because I'm never sure whether the dying wish ones are real or fake. this is just funny.
 
[ - ]  Ch1nelleGood: 15Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
You know what else pisses me off? When people say "Best. Day. Ever." Its on like every fricken post!!
 
[ - ]  AdorableEmu54Good: 9Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Or Best.Anything.Ever. They put ANYTHING. Also, ending a post with "I love my ___" (family, friends, school, boyfriends, dad, brother, etc.)
 
[ - ]  robdog130Good: 6Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
thats why they've invented the 'MLIA cliche drinking game'
 
[ - ]  europeanjumpingbeans11Good: 6Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
or "I think so."
 
[ - ]  RawrZingGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/1501420
 
[ - ]  juleszomgGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
This has absolutely made my life. OP, will you marry me? I love you.
 
[ - ]  sals098Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
I literally LOL'd at this. Bravo.
 
[ - ]  BlargheimGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
As did I, good show OP.
 
[ - ]  wpk914Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Thank you
 
[ - ]  lovemedo618Good: 1Bad: 71 year, 12 months ago
wow thanks for being a bitch. my brother died of cancer and i dought he would have found that funny.
 
[ - ]  AdorableEmu54Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
MLIA is not the place for fake death stories...go to mylifeisg.com if you have inspirational stories to tell.
 
[ - ]  LittleKGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You *doubt* he would have found that funny?
 
[ - ]  SaulGood: 1Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago
What is your problem, man?
 
[ - ]  epht824Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Okay, this is one of my favorite stories of all time. <3 OP.
 
[ - ]  mylifeismehhGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
how do people commenting on this two months ago? i thought it jus got posted.. and what does OP mean? sorry..i'm a new MLIA-er...
 
[ - ]  babyycakes21Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
original poster
 
[ - ]  maeismaeGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago
omg, ur dead, but alive!?
 
[ - ]  Kizzle_8683Good: 0Bad: 71 year, 12 months ago
That makes no sense. How are they posting if they are dead?
 
[ - ]  letsmeltsomefacesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
wow.
 
[ - ]  AdorableEmu54Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
THAT would be the joke.
 
[ - ]  KevinDollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I take it your new to the site? Or, you know, sarcsm?
 
[ - ]  kittkatziGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
thank god, someone else is sick of those.
 
[ - ]  MrAverage123123123Good: 7Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Thanks OP! Gosh, I know this sounds mean but could those people who post death stories go on something else, like fml! i mean, how do they get posted? There not Average/Funny!!!
 
[ - ]  kls_2011Good: 1Bad: 81 year, 12 months ago
Neither is this. This post wasn't cool or funny or average or clever.
 
[ - ]  samzentrosGood: 27Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
YES!! THEY HAVE MLIA IN THE AFTERLIFE!!!!
 
[ - ]  MeowlexGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
lmfao.
 
[ - ]  ninjazombieGood: 6Bad: 101 year, 12 months ago
you arent dead. you are alive. goodness. you faked your death just to get an MLIA post. *tisk* *tisk* *tisk*
 
[ - ]  jumpingbean1838Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Whats the bet this gets on best this year within 2 months?
 
[ - ]  ieatfood4lunchGood: 10Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
I love you Mr. OP guy <3 If you weren't dead I would have your babies.
 
[ - ]  twitchy_fingersGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
OP has a great sense of humor. XD
 
[ - ]  jessiejpgGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
oh, wow. i just fell in love with you.
 
[ - ]  noahah93Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
I love you
 
[ - ]  miamartin24Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
oh boy this made me laugh so hard,
 
[ - ]  kmarleyGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
WWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  AsymmetryGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Rest in mediocrity, OP.
 
[ - ]  shanster89Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
lmao, this is actually pretty funny.
 
[ - ]  batmanXDGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
most epic.
 
[ - ]  babyycakes21Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
hahahah, weakkkkk, this pretty much makes my life!
 
[ - ]  youraveragegirlGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
Marry me, OP.
 
[ - ]  ekid2kGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Being dead sure is average.
 
[ - ]  BeffGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
You Are a LEDGEND!!!! best wishes dead one thankyou for making me smile so much you will be missed
 
[ - ]  robdog130Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*legend
 
[ - ]  samsucksGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
If people hate them fake story things like this, then why do they get votes and published...? .. the world is confusing... R.I.P OP. You were pretty average and slightly awesome (ok. more than slightly)
 
[ - ]  TheEpicFail101Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
One of the few that make me laugh out of something other than incredulity. :) OP, can I marry you?
 
[ - ]  arielz83Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1365060 just cuz
 
[ - ]  carolinepotterGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
i'm confused, if he's dead how did he post
 
[ - ]  euphplayerGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
that's what i was thinking!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  MissAvariaGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
It's a joke.
 
[ - ]  preopftmtsbkGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
Possibly the most epic win I've ever seen on this site. RIP OP you will be remembered.
 
[ - ]  shnazzaliciousGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
i actually love you alot and want to meet you.
 
[ - ]  NinjaPirateDuckGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
You are my hero.
 
[ - ]  ximxalwaysxhere4youxGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
Mine too!
 
[ - ]  PinkNinja1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
oh wooooooow
 
[ - ]  panda1795Good: 2Bad: 101 year, 12 months ago
im glad this is what you waste your time on. mocking dead people. gee, you must feel very special. I'm sure you can get some kind of medal and everything. Way to be a bitch.
 
[ - ]  mageeGood: 1Bad: 91 year, 12 months ago
Agreed. Not even funny.
 
[ - ]  isupportbertandernieGood: 3Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
You have no sense of humor you moronic bastahd!
 
[ - ]  SohniIsAverageGood: 1Bad: 91 year, 12 months ago
No, it's just not funny to make fun of people's loved ones. Plus, if half the joke is that those death posts are fake, this is totally hypocritical, because it's obviously fake also.
 
[ - ]  grand079Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Let's not make fun of people who die prematurely from cancer. That's cruel and ignorant :(
 
[ - ]  isupportbertandernieGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Sorry man, that sucks.
 
[ - ]  imzk97Good: 3Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
...how is this second in the 'Best Today'?
 
[ - ]  What_is_this_madness_or_spartaGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
This made me laugh. Good for you, OP, for mocking these kinds of posts, good for you.
 
[ - ]  SuperHomestarioBrosGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
Best parody ever. :D
 
[ - ]  lovinxlifeGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
LOVE it. too bad your dead
 
[ - ]  CozypupGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
ZOMBIE!!!
 
[ - ]  mickeyfangirlGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
This post is made of win.
 
[ - ]  mmj5294Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
love the point you are making this post is amazingg
 
[ - ]  ravend47Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
So they do have computers on the other side!
 
[ - ]  blondiexoxGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
this is great :) & i love you for it .
 
[ - ]  kingsbury96Good: 3Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
by far my favorite in a long time :D
 
[ - ]  Ashgirl195Good: 3Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
I want to marry you. You absolutely win, by far. <3
 
[ - ]  missyoedaGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
haha, you sicko...nice. sorry for your...loss?
 
[ - ]  floridagirl101Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
what the..
 
[ - ]  dandelionandfriendsGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
You will be loved.
 
[ - ]  my_usernameGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
OP FTW!!!! :D
 
[ - ]  mkylie44Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
i am very confused.
 
[ - ]  PainfullyObviousGood: 3Bad: 91 year, 12 months ago
This is not possible. If the OP is dead he/she cannot be submitting this post. This is a lie.
 
[ - ]  catlover5Good: 5Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
Boo you. Its not funny that people actually do die from cancer.
 
[ - ]  mwyndhamGood: 4Bad: 91 year, 12 months ago
you suck. that's not funny, my sister had cancer and my aunt just died from cancer. i hope Karma punches you in the face.
 
[ - ]  Zaphara11Good: 3Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
OMG you died today too So did i... now what are the chances of that .......idiot...
 
[ - ]  cIassicGood: 2Bad: 81 year, 12 months ago
This is not funny. And also not true. If you can type on a computer, it is my guess that you are not dead.
 
[ - ]  maitiuGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
you dont belong on MLIA
 
[ - ]  OHEMEFGEEGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
@ classic, please tell me you were joking? and to the OP - EPIC WIN :D
 
[ - ]  makemeeprettyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
woww.
 
[ - ]  photoboothGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
I love you, OP. Marry me in the afterlife.
 
[ - ]  johnson913Good: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
if your dead than how can we be reading this story
 
[ - ]  TyronissaurusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
lol whut?
 
[ - ]  ChoiceGood: 1Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago
It's posts like this, that get voted in, that prove the world is fucking stupid.
 
[ - ]  PianoprissGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
I don't even see why ppl think these are funny, their just stupid! :(
 
[ - ]  crazyasiangirlsinginginshowerGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
wow. how'd this even get posted?
 
[ - ]  somewhatsmartblondGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Win.
 
[ - ]  addiegrl54Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
iloveeyouu...
 
[ - ]  evilgenius142iqGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
?
 
[ - ]  grand079Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
I think you and my stepfather with his brain tumor should have a nice, long talk about why cancer isn't funny :(
 
[ - ]  JonEGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
He's not making fun of cancer, he's making fun of the hundreds of MLIAs about cancerous people wanting their names posted on MLIA as their dying wish.
 
[ - ]  grand079Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
well then don't choose cancer as an outlet for people to laugh at! goddamn have some respect for dying wishes.
 
[ - ]  JonEGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Call me a prick, but if your dying wish is to have your name posted on MLIA, you've led a disappointing life. Not to mention the 3 month turnaround means many people won't even see it. When every 10th post is a dying wish it becomes so it isn't even unique anymore.
 
[ - ]  lililufatlipsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
i'm not sure i follow but very interesting....
 
[ - ]  alreadyexistingGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I love you, person.
 
[ - ]  f3tchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
ok
 
[ - ]  drgreghouseGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago
How is this average? Someone who died can't post a story on MLIA. Good try OP.
 
[ - ]  TheAverageBrickGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
i miss u like heck u were the luv of my life
 
[ - ]  krastixGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
*facepalm* this...im confuzzled about, indeed.
 
[ - ]  DarkHeart666Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well played my friend, well played.
 
[ - ]  misssammyolaGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
You, my friend, are by far the most awesome person in the entire world.
 
[ - ]  tigerloverGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
how can you be dead and type i'm confused
 
[ - ]  ATKGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh god, the zombie apocalypse has started...without me.
 
[ - ]  GingerbreaddhoorayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
thats not funny
 
[ - ]  SinnerSaintGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I thought that said DILDO haha
 
[ - ]  swankornGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
i voted meh, cuz your a fucking liar, i hope you die of cancer tomorrow!!
 
[ - ]  I2E4S6PIEGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
what sense does this make? its retarded. if your dead you arent writing an MLIA. your dead.
 
[ - ]  BonJovi821Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
The OP isn't being serious. S/he is making fun of all of the "Today, *insert loved one here* died of *insert cause of death* here. They used to read MLIA every day and their last wish was to have one about them. Here's to you, *insert name here* MLIA."
 
[ - ]  flipoticGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
u, r, a HUGE TOOL!!! do u raely tht stoopid, look hoos dum now moron
 
[ - ]  MLINEAGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Um you because your spelling is worse than OP's
 

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