MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Stay away from flammable candles OP!

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

Mmm peanut butter m&ms!

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

How dare you 'mmm' at such blasphemy. Sticking peanut butter in an already perfect candy. Hmph.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Annoyed troll is annoyed.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

As if, peanut butter m&ms are the only good kind! Peanut butter is golden.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

I hate peanut butter... unless it's in Peanut Butter Cups.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

There was a guy called Reese in my rugby team, we called him butter cup.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

How did he react to that one?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

He took it, I don't think he was about to argue with 21 other guys.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I hate chocolate and peanut butter. I like them separately though...

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I can only have peanut butter if I hae abou a litre of milk to get it down with.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

ok, I'm sorry, I'll never use the term 'get it down with' ever again. sorry for any inconvenience.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

;D Ooohhhh. You need milk to get down with peanut butter. I seee.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'm so ashamed, that comment is completely... wrong in every way.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

chupa-chups!

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

PRINGLES!!

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

DORITOS!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

mef... I'm hungry...

[ - ] HellziezGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Stop taunting me :(

[ - ] doddyGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

I wished I'd known that last year...

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Plaes ingore al amd any mispeled words fron me tonihgt. It is currnlty 4:41 in teh morning. Anf i havnt slept all nihgt...

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

viil doo...

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

thnak yuo

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

You're about six minutes ahead of me. It's 4:37 AM here.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

It's 8:55 here!

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Time zone buddy!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

4.41! where do you live??? haha I would not be surprised if you are now currently asleep on the keyboard.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I really want to start a MLIA comic strip from the commenters' point of view. Stripping the childlike wonder that the OPs try to attatch to the posts, and showing them in a hilarious, too literal, mocking way. A lot of the posts I can see how it would look, but I don't have enough time... or anyone who would care... yea...

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

DO IT!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

In two weeks. My auditions will be past and I'll have some free time...

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

:D

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

You will be highly disappointed...

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Doubt it.

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

Shit, shit, SHIT! DUCK!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*runs around circle trying to tag Mobile*

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I think I'm too tired... the background looks green instead of grey.. actually, everything looks green...

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Are you sure its because your tired? What have you been eating? *stern look

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oohohh. Don't say that... I'm sooooo hungry right now!!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Well I just ate three pieces of pizza! I am so full I am dizzy :)... jealous?

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Three? I can eat six or seven without any reaction apart from needing to fill my endless pit that is my stomach. I have the worlds fastest metabolism.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Me too

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Good.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Haha, well you may be ashamed of my eating skills but I can skull two litres of Lemonade in 49 seconds. Dead set my friends counted me. :) proudest moment of my life.

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

The first time I ever had coke, I drank 2 litres. Now I can't read '2 litres' without feeling sick.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hahaha, I know I felt dizzy as shit and then when I moved lemonade was swishing... blah!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

GOOD NEWS I did my assignement, no clue when but its done, thank you past self. How are you my lovelies?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Delusional, how are you?

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Well happy, as per usual.. but a teeny bit sad because I accidently spilled super glue all over my hands. Tricky business.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

DONmT TOUCH ANYTHING!!! You could rip your skin off. Get someone to turn on some cold water and put your hands under the cold water. Don't rub your hands together.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Well being slightly stupid I accidently touched my lips and they hurt... but dont fret, my sister is used to these kind of 'accidents' so I have already done so

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Scratch that. Rub your hands together, touch lots of stuff and report back here with details.

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

TOUCH EVERYTHING!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Bad news guys... its dry, haha how else would I be typing?

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Don't you dare try to bring logic into this!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Dreadfully sorry... Am I forgiven?

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Maybe.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

If I give you some pizza? *hopeful look*

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I'm off, it's time for Gossip Girl >_<

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

XoXo Gossip Girl. haha :)

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

You know you love me..

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I have to wait till MARCH for the new episodes. *cries*

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I have it all the time but its only on like 10.30

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*is waiting anxiously for the next post*

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

So what are your peoples names on this thing? Its all good if you want to seem mysterious and not tell... I am just curious

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*wants to be mysterious*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

JK, my name is Henrik.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Caitlin. You can't do sh*t with just the first name.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

That you know of... woo oooh! Kidding, I porbably wouldnt be able to hack or stalk anyone even if they gave me their full names, emails and passwords.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Alex, what's yours?

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Gen... haha it feels like I have unvailed a great secret or something!

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

I'm Elmo. What you gonna do about it?

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

DEATH TO YOU YOU RED ANNOYING FIEND!

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Who loves orange soda?

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Nope sorry, Red Soda girl :)

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

WRONG! K-K-K-Kel loves orange soda.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

See what I mean? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYIWtxCpV7w

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I DO I DO I DO..

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I do, I do, I do.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Do you realize how many tattoos are manly looking? It's impossible to find something simple and girly.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I don't see too many prison inmates giving each other flaming butterfly tattoos. Or shattering roses.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Butterflies?, Dolphins? But they are a little overdone

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I found a beautiful purple and black gothic butterfly tattoo, but my best friend has one on her wrist. I was thinking of a star on my shoulder but, again, it's also overdone.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

All together I have four stars, one on each arm but they are both different. And one on each hip, but they are in a design.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

cool

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I found a really cute star design that was more original and would look great on someones foot, but I was told that the foot is a painful place for your first tattoo.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yes, but it's so worth it! Chest hurt the worst for me so far.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

My mom has a chest tattoo, she said it hurt, but that worst was her ankle tattoos.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yeah, there are going to be places that hurt like crazy, but gotta remember, the pain is only temporary. Trust me, once you get one, you'll be addicted. I have a harder time with piercings than I do tattoos.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I've wanted one since I was 13. My 16th is coming up and I was promised a tattoo, so I've been trying to find one. I'll probably one get the one, maybe a second one when I'm older, though.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Shoot, I meant only get one, not one get one.

[ - ] PersonalityCrisisGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oddly enough, I had noticed that..

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Flower vine?

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I seen a girl with a flower fine twirling around her ankle and up to her knee. It looked very... chunky, and not attractive. I guess it depends where you put the tattoo.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Haha, that's not true at all. I have plenty of tattoos that aren't "manly".

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

And are you a man?

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

wait that made no sense.. haha what do you have?

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Hahaha, no. I am not. I have a design on each hip, my sister's name, a star, bass clef, a Poe from OoT, Bob-ombs from Super Mario World, a design from a band I've liked for years-all on left arm. My right arm has Robert Smith, a checkered star, my mom's name, terble clef, writing from a newspaper add from when the war ended in 1945, then I have a heart over my heart with "Mom" in it.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*treble

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yo yo yo yo yo!

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Mobile Mobile Mobile Mobile Mobile!!

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Heh heh... 100th comment. Much better than 1st.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*giggles* You bet.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Damn straight it is.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

hehe <3

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I give up. They weren't in the common room this time. Oh no. They were in the fucking bathroom.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

OH god! *shivers* er...Go to someone elses dorm?

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Nah, I'd rather just stab my eyes out.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Please Don't... You will still see the.. Pictures... listen to mmusic really loudly haha kill thoses mental Pictures!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

My foot is itchyyyyyyyyy!

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Scratch it?

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

but... Im wearing socks... and when i itch it.. it makes it more itchyyyyyyyy!

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I hate when that happens!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

ME TOOOOO!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'm suffering abstinence from not having a new post! Somebody help me!

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I am now thinking of Sex Ed. Thank you.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

You're welcome :D

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I can't wait to get my Sega Genesis.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I now have the Digimon Theme song stuck in my head. How odd.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Grey doesn't want to help her dad!

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I love how, if a post is up for a really long time, people just start randomly commenting nonsense. Highly entertaining.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

yeah... well thats why I love it here.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

It is entertaining, when you're ever so bored.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

And/or at work with nothing else to do.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

And that.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

ewwww, I just got perfume in my mouth wskdjk

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

My friend purposely sprayed perfume in her mouth cause she wanted to make her breath smell nice, hahah.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

hahaha um... well she is kinda stupid XD haha narh i like sprayed some, then the mist got in my mouth, yuck.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Haha, I'm sitting with my friends in the school library, and we are all on seperate computers :P We are so social!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

well I'm sitting in a bean bag with my brother, watching NCIS. the new ep... and watching all the ads.

[ - ] iloverockGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I like candles because you can set them on fire...WITH MATCHES.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Can't match that!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I love matches beause you can light the whole box on fire at once and they go KA-BOOM! but not that big.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I believe I have found the perfect tattoo. Thank you, interwebz.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'm curious.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Lemme see!

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\My Documents\My Pictures\tatttttoo.jpg There's also : C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\My Documents\My Pictures\tattooo.jpg

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

it doesnt open..

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Shoot. I'll find the original links.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yeah, you need to upload it to a picture-hosting website. Unless you want us to try and hack your hard drive to see them...

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

You gotta post the interwebz link silly ;)

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I tried Finding the one I really like... But I can't find it on google :9

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

btw can i see it?

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

New post people!

[ - ] KaiDaRebelGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

no shit sherlock

[ - ] twitchy_fingersGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

It's sad that some people actually have to be warned...

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