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Today, i was watching my 4 year old cousin. He was eating a bag of gummy bears, but he only bit the heads off, then put them back in. This seemed a little odd, so i asked him why he did that. He said that last time he had gummy bears, he threw them all up, so this time, he's going to bite all of the heads off so they can't fight their way back out. MLIA.

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[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Clear ones are the best.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Indeed.

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

Yeah... kids are retarded these days. I never came up with an excuse for why I did things.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

You just shrug.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I think I used to eat their heads because I found it funny.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

I just ate all of them... actually i would eat there legs and arms first, the ears, then lower body.. then the rest. but yeah now i just eat them.

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I still eat everything weird.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yea heads went first, then the bodies.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I always eat the insides of things then the outsides. :)

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

How does that work?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Me too! Or if I'm eating something flat, like a piece of bread, I eat little holes in it frok the back, then eat the rest.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I have no excuse for doing things!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

"Today, I was watching my 4 year old cousin". Creeper!

[ - ] HellziezGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Yeah, it could be a fake and the guy forgot to hide his serial-killerness..

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Maybe it's Mr Harvey. :0

[ - ] HellziezGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Uhh creepy...creepy movie.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Ughh, I wish this was facebook and that facebook had a 'dislike' button, because I'd be clicking on it right now.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

You can meh it tho, but that doesn't give the same kind of satisfaction ;)

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hahahaha...same thing different views :)

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Great minds think (almost) alike!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Click meh... its equally as satisfying

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Not equally, but it's better than nothing...

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Haha, well I am happy with it!

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Well, that's impossible so you must just sit there in your own missery, dreaming of a day where your wishes are a reality.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

-sighs-, I know...

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I went to the movies, and my friend and I bit the heads off two packets of gummy babies, and put the bodies in our friends raspberry soda. We forgot about them, and an hour later I got thirsty... *shudders*

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

How could you take so many innocent lives? *crys on the inside

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

... I was Hungry, and the blue people in Avatar were annoying me.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Excuses, excuses.

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I just imagined you as Hungry from the Weight Watcher's commercial. I feel so bad for that little orange guy. He just wants to be part of the party. I want my own Hungry monster pet...

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

.... *blank stare*

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

.... Hey, I'm back... I couldn't sleep... What's up?

[ - ] doddyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hey!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Can I can I call you Dobby? I hav nicknames for everyone... well... some people...

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Meeeefff!! *have

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Where's my nickname? *tear*

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I like ActionMan though... makes me think of a action hero toy... thing... ACTIONMAN!! *fanfare*

[ - ] doddyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I ironed my hands master...

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Kinky.

[ - ] doddyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Sure.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Or dodders... I don't know. I'll call you both...

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Life, Death, Unicorns... the usual

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Of course!

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Awhh! I'm so tired, I wish I could be sleeping right now. Haha.

[ - ] doddyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

The first step to solving your addiction is admiting you have one. good on you.

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Ahoy.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Poo... I have to go, I need to practise for my Bus driving liscence ooh and an assignment due tommorow :( GOOD BYE :)

[ - ] doddyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Good luck!

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

FAREWELL! Good Luck!

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

i think of azuzephre's emo blobs......

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