MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 3Bad: 32 years ago

666 is the best number evarrrrr.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

If they were a true Christian, they'd know 616 is the number of the beast.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Maybe they're just an Iron Maiden fan?

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

That is very possible. There are many of those out there.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 5Bad: 32 years ago

If they were true Christians, they would have more than 666 words to say about Christianity...

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 2Bad: 52 years ago

Even I could pound out a 10k paper on Christianity and I couldn't give two shits about it.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

10k word*

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

lol, I thought you meant a 10kg paper.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

That's an intense peice of paper.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

I don't really have anything against this post, I've done that before.

[ - ] Circles360Good: 2Bad: 12 years ago

I do that deliberately sometimes. But really, 666 words is not a very long paper.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Finally an average one... WOO pizza man coming soon :)

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

my mum is cooking taco's <3<3

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

I AM INSANELY JEALOUS! swap????

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

no thank you... hehehehe.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Bring me some tacos?

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

but... but... I want themm.. BRB Im going to get some..

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

choke choke choke.... (but live)

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

mmmmmm they are so good!! *chokes* Omg!! hahaha

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I has no tacos... =(

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hahaha... NIPS I am strongly considering making a voodoo doll... GIVE ME A DAMN TACO WOMAN!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

GEN! to do that, you would have to get something of mine and pin it to the doll! but... *hands over taco and cries alittle*

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

MMMMMMM TACO! Well I never specifically said I would make one of you! :)... maybe YourFather... :)

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Psh, make a voodoo doll of me if you want. Why? Because of FREEEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

[ - ] ActionManGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Still has no tacos.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I know, I mean serious XfX where are my tacos?... freeedom may be yours now, but not for long my friend, not for long....

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*slowly stops chewing and looks down* er... umm... here! *hands half taco to action man and DTE

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oh... My... GOD!! Half taco!!!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

hehehehe

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

mmmm taco. HEY ACTIONMAN STOP TRYING TO EAT MY HALF! *angry glare

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*puppy dog eyes which look slightly worrying coming from me* I wouldn't do that...

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yum Yum Waffle >__<

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I BOIL PUPPIES!

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I just had a peanut butter and jam sandwhich.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

OK why does everyone have to have better food then me? life is so unfair! I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR TACOS!.. anger gone... may I have a taco?

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I just had some twisties.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

What do they taste like? I think I am missing out on something.

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

They taste like twisted goodness. Haven't you had twisties before?

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Haha nope, mum gives her little heart to heart about how twisties increase cancer chances if I even look at a packet! I am pretty sure its not even true anyway, but I guess I will just have to live a half life until I taste there heavenly goodness.

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

My Mum's like that about heaps of things too, but not twisties. Just wait until you try them... mmmmm

[ - ] doddyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Don't worry, I personally don't think you're missing uot on anything.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Oh the struggles of mothers :)

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I really want to eat a waffle. No, I have never tried one. *waits for either sympathy or getting bombarded by rotten tomatoes thrown at my face. And now I've made that suggestion people will try it and make me cry. Because they don't know that I really do want to try one.* *I cry.* *notices my comment is starting to sound like a play...?*

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*Confusion. I feel sympathy for you, because of you not being able to eat tacos? right response?

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

me? Oh, I eat tacos alright. Just I've never had a waffle.

[ - ] doddyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Unless you get driven over by a bus tommorow I'm sure you'll live long enough to eventually try one...

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*Gets Bus driving liscence... So uh MI what road will you be on tommorrow...

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oh, damn. They were my plans for tomorrow morning! I guess I'll never get to try a waffle. [!]

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I have also never eaten the wonderful food dubbed 'the waffle'.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

The road to... uhhh... THE ROAD TO HAPPINESS.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yeah, see? I'm not alone. Go run over e_p with your bus driving license!!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

The road to happiness, arrgh what a lovely place :), and yes, yes I shall... goodbye e_p :) I however feel sympathy for you, waffle's are like goodness mixed with bubbles and kidneyliver, eat crunch is the best moment of your life.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

each*

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

:( Oh, now I will never get to taste the wonder of THE WAFFLE.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

You are like the virgin of the waffles... never fret though... one day a waffle will come and claim your waffle virginity. WOAAH too many waffle's in this comment.... *head explode

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

would you like to be a corpse or a pile of ashes?

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Danny Diveto- You talking to me?

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

uhmmmm.... huh?

[ - ] BallsMcLongcockGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I want mr. toast

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I think it might possibly be safe to say I voted for this one too. And if it's not, don't tell me.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

It is safe. And now I'm thinking of an old email about saying and stuff about protection/condoms.

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Your mom's thinking about protection and condoms....

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Only because your Fathers been running low on them ever since he met me.

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 1Bad: 22 years ago

Nnnnneeehhhh... Can't think of a good comeback for that. Your face!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Awesome call.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I like your username. I appreciate 'Your father/dad' jokes more since the 'ya mum' joke became popular.

[ - ] HellziezGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I remember that email...

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I believe you made a rather good decision on this one. *hands you a cookie*

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Finally! -takes cookie- <3

[ - ] zmcgGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Actually okay. Least it's cliche-free. I think.

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Seems to be...

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

But who knows for sure? Something might be hiding! *shifty eyes

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

... There isn't even a 'Today'... Unless the MLIA stands for something else, it's... un-tainted by cliche's and also, i believe, plagiarism ...

[ - ] iEmilyGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

Today, I did a word-count check on my Christianity paper. I had written 666 words. MLIA. *

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Well, seeing as I'm getting up for school in three and a half hours, I suppose I should leave... GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!!... or good morning.. or.. erm.. eh... BYE!!

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Bye :)

[ - ] katyofoshizzleGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

I clicked 'good' in this mainly because of your name.

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

... Awesome :D

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Toodles.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Laters, have fun at school.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

G'night!

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Bye... Even though you called me an ass when I was being nice...

[ - ] Sanity_Not_IncludedGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Just earlier today, KWinchester pointed out that the correct number is 616.

[ - ] zmcgGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Umm, so did Mobile. Right? *elbows*

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

This is correct.

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Urgh. My sister is taking over the teevee.... BUT I WANT IT!!!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Trauma. My suggestion- Kick her ass or bribery :)

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

She's three, neither work anymore. I won't kick her, but bribes have to be lollipops. And if i get her one my parents will eat me alive, after taking said pop away. Ahwell, she might be in bed by the time gossip girl comes on...

[ - ] doddyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*sympathises*

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I LOVE GOSSIP GIRL! <3.. If she is still awake I give you permission to stoop to the level of picking her up and moving her to another room... also bubbles will often be bribery enough :)

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

haha, my mum watches Gossip Girl too, but we can't watch it til nine or something when she goes to sleep...

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Sadly going to bed... Bye everyone...

[ - ] Zombie_ApocalypseGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

ZA is displeased that 666 would be talked about in this fashion >:(

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

sigh, I ate too much pizza, anyone want any? its pepperoniiii :)

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

No, but thank you. I am pretty full myself.

[ - ] icanhascheezburgerGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

PAGAN! *waggles finger at*

[ - ] Gamer0309Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*adjusts crouch when no ones looking*

[ - ] KaiDaRebelGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

no one gives a shit?

[ - ] jennacat96Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

This is where you add THE END so it comes out to 668

[ - ] blueberrygirlGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

perfect!!!!! dont add anty more words!!

[ - ] whynot406Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Okayyyyyy...

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