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Today, while hanging at my friends house, I was looking at some pictures of her when she was little and a lot of them were pictures of her with a really bad and short hair cut. I asked her why her hair was so messed up, she blushed and said, "Oh, when I was little..I tried cutting my hair like Mulan did.". I completely understand. MLIA

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[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago

"pictures of her with a really bad and short hair cut" What the shit? You suck, OP.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

What I don't understand is if she was that little to think she could cut her own hair like a Disney character is why her parents would've let her near scissors.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

When I was little I stole my sisters scissors and cut her barbie head off... but thats another story...

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

barbies*

[ - ] Tick-tockGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*barbie's

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

I usually bit my sisters Bratz dolls head of, Bratz were the skanky girls in our Barbie gangs.

[ - ] pezGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I like the uncorrected version better. It sounds like your sister had a Barbie head growing out of her shoulder or something and you decided to take the situation into your own hands.

[ - ] autumnsfantasyGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

My sister got hold of a pair of scissors when she was like 4, somehow, and chopped her own hair off. Hid the hair in the couch. Then when my uncle, a hairstylist, fixed it to the best he could, she told him that she had done it better.

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 5Bad: 42 years ago

Voted for this one too.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 4Bad: 22 years ago

If you said "voted against", I would think a lot more of you.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Real talk.

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 8Bad: 32 years ago

Ouch. People are mean tonight. I'm going to Good my own comment to feel better about myself...

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

Man, isn't that just depressing?

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

That would just make me sadder. Out of sympathy I will good one of yours too.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

Apologies, Dr. If it makes you feel better, I usually good my own comments too. Just for that extra confidence boost, savvy?

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago

"Yeah, me too."

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I used to good my own if only one person gooded mine. I didn't want people to think I gooded myself to feel better. Then I realized the contradiction...

[ - ] Sanity_Not_IncludedGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Agreed with YourFather.

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

.... Great, OP, just... great.

[ - ] ProceedGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

..Why?!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

um, just um

[ - ] Sanity_Not_IncludedGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

With a sword?

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

A big sword?

[ - ] Sanity_Not_IncludedGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Why did this child have a sword?

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

or even a knife...

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Because they're so much fun to play with.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I like knifes.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Since they wanted to be just like a Disney character, the parents' figured that was a good enough reason.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago

When I was little I would always try to brush my hair with those round brushes and get them tangled in my hair. My mom would usually rescue me, but one day my mom was taking a shower when I tried to "brush" my hair. It got tangled (as usual) and I yelled for my mom to untangle it. She told to to take care of it, so, me being the resourceful child that I was, went to my room and chopped off about half of my hair. Then I went back to playing. I didn'f even know I had done anything wrong until my mom came out of the shower and screamed. I told her, "I took care of it." She had to trim my hair down to make it even and I had a bob cut for the rest of kindergarden...

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Whao, that was unnecessarily long... And boring.. sorry...

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 3Bad: 02 years ago

Loved it. I cut my hair and glued it to my drawing of a monster in kindergarten.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Ahaha. That's so cute.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Ohh, I though you were a different person replying to someone's else's comment.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 32 years ago

In the time is took me to read that I grew up, got knocked up, disowned by my mother and had a baby.

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 0Bad: 22 years ago

... Yeah, me too...

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

You read very slowly too. You're both new aren't you? There are and will be comments much longer than mine.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Nope, actually I've been on MLIA for over a year. I'm a just a bitch.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

You read very slowly. Did you need help with the big words?

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Kindergarten. Sound it out.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Sorry, it's 3:27 in the morning here, and I'm on my iPod's tiny keyboard, and I'm an idiot. You could be nicer about it though. What, are you only polite when there are a lot of commenters on? But you were a bit of an ass on the NAS post too. I guess it's just you.

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Are you talking to me? I was continuing your joke about YourFather reading too slowly. As in... Agreeing with you.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

In preschool, I cut off my bangs and hid them underneath a table. I was shocked when what I had done was discovered...

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Haha, we all seem to love cuttingoff our hair when we were babies. Now some of us can't even stand for it to get wet. How times change.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Before anyone freaks out over it: *cutting off

[ - ] cajunchiknGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

I LOVE MULAN!!! it seems to me that the only thing anyone cares about is that fact she was 'near scissors' and 'a really ugly short hair cut' or whatever it was. I only payed attention to the fact that she mentioned Mulan!

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

My feelings are hurt. Band-aid...

[ - ] miskadecatGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

mulan = awesomeness..not really the 2nd movie tho ); i agree with cajunchikn

[ - ] kaitiaGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

where did she find a sword to cut it with like mulan did?

[ - ] meese1000Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I did that when I was little!!

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