MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I was walking with my friend and she asked me why I always look down when I walk. I told her it's so I don't trip. The real reason is so I don't miss any crunchy leaves. MLIA

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[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Old.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

I have never read a post about crunchy leaves before. Ever.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*insert [!]*

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

No need, everyone knows I'm being sarcastic. Especially with that "ever" at the end.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Just in case.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Only n00bs would think I was being serious.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

You were being sarcastic?? Damn, you fooled me!!

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Directly below doctorzombie7 just called first. I think they fall under that category.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Awhhh shewt, did I really Mobile?! Lololol.

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

It's not really necessary to repeatedly call attention to my fail...

[ - ] imjustcoollikethatGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

yes we do :) ... though i do do that myself...

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 2Bad: 42 years ago

First comment?

[ - ] TheExoticMinkGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Maybe next time, kiddo.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Now I'm thinking of Kill Bill.

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 1Bad: 22 years ago

-waits for next post-

[ - ] iEmilyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

lame

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 1Bad: 22 years ago

Your face is lame.

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Fail..

[ - ] ActionManGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Major fail. We don't call firsts around here. It just makes you look a little bit stupid.

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Yeah, YourFather. We don't call firsts... >.>

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

Because youse (sp?) are too slow to be first, meanwhile, I'm lightning fast and always early, because I know Your Father likes it when I come early.

[ - ] zmcgGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

More than a little bit.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

I look down, cause I try to find money... but ok.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

bahaha

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I found $60 on the ground once. That money all went very quickly.

[ - ] doddyGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Lucky people...

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

I found, a $50 on the ground... but just as I went to pick it up, and a kid took it grrr

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

No loss, no gain. Pretty average.

[ - ] doddyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Someone decided to super glue five cent coins all around our school. Some people just wouldn't give up...

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I am one of those people! jks im not.. i dont care for 5 cent coins...

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oh, no. The grammar is... is... ok. QUICKLY! I NEED SOMETHING TO INSULT!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

YOU BITCH! now you can insult me :)

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

WHY THE **** DID YOU CALL ME A BITCH YOU ******?!?!?! *sigh* I feel better now.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I feel like I accomplished something.

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

I love crunchy leaves.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Did someone cast a spell of dopeyness on you? You don't say the.. -whispers- ..forbiddon word which is... love... unless you want to be swamped with "I love your mu/om!"

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I take back that 'love' and replace it with 'enjoy'.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

-waits for 'those' comments-

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

But there are none. I have a magic shield which protects me from 'those' comments.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Well, then, I'm lucky it's dark, I haven't blushed htis much since Madam Pomfrey said she liked my new earmuffs!

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

... I recognise this... but I can't figure out where from. Book? Movie?

[ - ] Sanity_Not_IncludedGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I live in Washington, and it always rains here. So the leaves are all wet here; not crunchy. :(

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I too, live in Washington. I love it here! Haha.

[ - ] Sanity_Not_IncludedGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Depends on which part you live in. I live in an area full of half-naked 13 year olds, and all of my old friends are pregnant and/or homeless. God damn western Washington. Haha.

[ - ] Circles360Good: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Wow, how original and average of you, do you feel good that you made it on to the internet with your shameless plageurism of a lame cliche? I bet you do.

[ - ] zmcgGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*plagiarism. sorry. urges, y'know.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*Sorry. *Urges,... :|

[ - ] zmcgGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Ah. Capitalization. Such a drag.

[ - ] Sanity_Not_IncludedGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

I am going to go to bed now! Almost 1am. :) Bye everyone!

[ - ] grumpy_walterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yeah.

[ - ] ArtificiallyZealGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

That doesn't sound like a very fun friendship if you have to lie about something so simple and(off MLIA) silly thing.