MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

YES

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 1Bad: 32 years ago

I AM ADDICTED TO HONEY.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 2Bad: 32 years ago

I AM ADDICTED TO DRUGS.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

OH MY GODS GET HELP.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

IT MAKES ME FEEL HAPPY. *Sees unicorn run across room*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*slaps* SNAP OUT OF IT.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

*Gets slightly aroused*

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago

HAHA, IT'S EATING THE PURPLE MUSHROOM! HOLY SHIT, THE CATERPILLAR JUST ATE THE UNICORN.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

ONLY SLIGHTLY?

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

*Gets very aroused*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

DAMNED STRAIGHT.

[ - ] MelodydramaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

STOP WITH THE CAPITAL LETTERS THEY'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE WITH ALL THE INTERNAL SCREAMING!

[ - ] MelodydramaGood: 1Bad: 82 years ago

STOP WITH THE CAPITAL LETTERS THEY'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE WITH ALL THE INTERNAL SCREAMING!

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

*WHISPERS*

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

*Is amused from the drugs, doesn't need arousle*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

whatreyouwhispering

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

"THE APPLE IS BLUE."

[ - ] Devils_AdvocateGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I like to whisper to. Whispering's my favorite.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

IT WAS UNTIL THE BEAVER MADE IT PURPLE.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

whyistheapplebluebeforethebeaverturnsitpurple

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

THERE'S A CONVENIENCE STORE IN ONE OF THE DORMS ON MY CAMPUS CALLED THE BLUE APPLE. THOUGHT YOU OUGHT TO KNOW *faints*

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I DON'T KNOW WHY IT WAS BLUE. OR WHY THE BEAVER TURNED IT PURPLE. IT HAPPENED THOUGH.

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

TROLLL!!! IN THE CLOSET!!!! TRRROOOOOLLL IN THE CLOSET!!! Thought you ought to know... he's fruitier than a fruitbat. *faints*

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

*Steals wallet*

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Who's wallet? It better not have been mine. We're drug buddies!

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*OFFERS TO HELP BP*

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*Offers drugs to agirllikeannabelle*

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*snorts the drugs* Wow. Guess I shouldn't have been the one to offer to help.

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

DONT TAKE IT IT'S A TRAP!

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Too late. Already high.

[ - ] DCFCdiehardGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I think an intervention is needed.

[ - ] jlcn24Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Lol, this has made me laugh but it has nothing to do with the post.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I AM ADDICTED TO CHOCOLATE.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

THAT'S NICE. CAN YOU GUESS WHAT I'M ADDICTED TO? *answers own question* YUP. THAT'S RIGHT, MASHED POTATOES.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT I'M ADDICTED TO.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

MASHED POTATOES. Oh, you beat me to it :(

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

BREATHE CAROLINA, RIGHT?

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

^That wasn't to bcf. Bcf, Breathe Caroline?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

CHICKENS ON METH?

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

I AM NOT ADDICTED TO ANYTHING BUT I'M TRIPPIN OUT ON NYQUIL AND I CAN STARE AT THE FLOOR AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE OCEAN WITH GLASS ON TOP

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'M A GOOD GUETHER.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

NINAJA <3

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

MY EYE IS TWITCHING FOR REALZIES. I DON'T KNOW WHY.

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

BREATHECAROLINAFAN <(") IT COULD BE A PENGUIN IF YOU ONLY BELIEVE

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I BELIEVE! IN FAIRIES. 'CAUSE I AM ONE! *CLAPS*

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I thought it was an ice cream cone...

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I can accept this. AND THAT MAKES A GREAT DEAL OF SENSE!

[ - ] KazamGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I CAN TELL

[ - ] ChuckMyLifeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

No.

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Where are you? I can't see you?

[ - ] AveragenubGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

People die when they are killed.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

stop it! I can't eat anymore!

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

OP, you are an idiom.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

You are a hyperbole.

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

You are a gerund.

[ - ] lilmisstrixterGood: 1Bad: 42 years ago

OMG! I HATE GRAMMER!!!

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Why are you here?

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Because she thinks she's average.

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Then who's an allusion?

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

MEEE!!! I allude to things that will happen in the future!!! For example, the next post will NOT be average.

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I only wish I knew who the auxiliary verb is... D:

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

The ones that didn't laugh, right?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Right.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

BCF! I knew you'd agree!

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

BCF! I knew you'd agree!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I agreed twice apparently!

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

...twice...

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

You can't get over your death 'cause you'd be dead. Otay?

[ - ] lilmisstrixterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Otay

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oooootaaaayy!

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Otay.

[ - ] awebbGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

ahah i just get it now!!

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

You're one of the ones that didn't laugh, aren't you?

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Otay buckwheat.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I got a pickle, I got a pickle, I got a pickle hey hey hey hey!

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

We got a dollar! We got a dollar! We got a dollar, hey, hey, hey, hey!

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hey, do you have a hamburger to go with that shake?

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 6Bad: 12 years ago

I approve of this post. It's not cliche, it's clever, and appeals to intellect. *cringes, waiting for the beating*

[ - ] awebbGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

i agree with you!

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I haven't even read it yet.

[ - ] awebbGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

well then why do you comment?

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'm too sexy for this shirt.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*holds up fringed, sequined shirt* How about this one?

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

This one is surprisingly worth the read. :]

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*beats eggs* Take that, scapegoat!

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Here's some flour, water and sugar. MAKE WAFFLES!! :D

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I see whatchu did thur.

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I AM clever, aren't I?

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I AM clever, aren't I?

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I also FAIL at double posting.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

How's that average?

[ - ] awebbGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

i happen to think its very average

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*Kisses* Goodnight?

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Thanks.. But, I don't take things that fast. Sorry.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Well here we have sex on the first date.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oh? Alright guess I gotta get used to it then, huh?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Yes, we're all whores on this site.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I think I'll fit in. Been called that a few times.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I haven't. I've been called a bitch though, a few hundred times...

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Psssshhhhh, what are you talking about? We don;t even have first dates. Its 1. Hello 2. Drop your pants 3. Bend over 4. *ahem, ahem* 5. Shake hands 6. Part ways

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Me too. You get used to it.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hey Mobile and I had a date...

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Who's Mobile? And how'd you have a date?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*Gasp* You DON'T know who Mobile is?! Oh, we had an e-date. We went to The Point.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

No? Am I supossed to? And that sounds.. fun. Haha.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Goodbye, everyone!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Shit, where'd that voice come from?

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Over there! *points* (By the way, did you notice the time counter on my first post?)

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*Looks, but doesn't see anything* Damn, it must be the voices again...(No, I did not.)

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hey! I remember those voices! *hears voice that says BOO!*

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

The asylum.

[ - ] randomnesssssGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

69th post. xD

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Pop goes that mo fo's weasel!

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

You are SO mature.

[ - ] camigerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Bradley

[ - ] SayRawrrGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

A few days ago I was teaching some expressions to my students (I teach English in France). I was explaining the expression "to get over something" and told them "You can get over being sick, but you can also get over a traumatic event, like a death. Unless it's your death." Only a few students laughed. I now know who the suck ups. MLIA

[ - ] SayRawrrGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

*suck ups are. MLIA

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