MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, my older brother stole the power chord that goes with my computer, causing my computer to turn off and my english essay to be deleted. Ten minutes later, I hear him scream. Apparently, his computer crashed and he lost all of his data. Karma always wins. MLIA.

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[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

test

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 7Bad: 22 years ago

ies.

[ - ] RAWRsaysDINOGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

RAWR

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

GRRR.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Karma's a bitch.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

With a rash.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

In heat.

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

And rabies.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

And seven hungry children.

[ - ] KazamGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

nude, in bed

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

That can't be scratched.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Some cruel person should name their kid Karma. I'd laugh.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Karma's mom would be a bitch.

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

My friend named her female dog Karma. Thus... Karma is a bitch.

[ - ] RAWRsaysDINOGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

& on top of all that, RAWR.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Sorry, I don't know you.

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Of living.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

Too bad this has nothing to do with Karma.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 7Bad: 22 years ago

Power chord?

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 6Bad: 22 years ago

D MINOR!

[ - ] ChuckMyLifeGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Really? I was thinking a minor...

[ - ] BeskarKomrkGood: 7Bad: 02 years ago

fyi, you can't have a minor power chord. Power chords are a root and a fifth, both of which exist in both major and minor chords. The third is what differentiates them.

[ - ] AveragenubGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

One day I won the lottery and was super happy. I got ran over by a car and lost my ticket. Then I did some good thing and the ticket went back at me. I'M RICH

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

My Name Is Earl?

[ - ] AveragenubGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Hi Earl.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hey Randy.

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

No, no... the show. My name is Earl... he wins the lotto and gets hit by a car for all the bad shit he's done?

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Power chord? Were you playing guitar?

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

It was playing to balooga whale.

[ - ] lilmisstrixterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Baby Balooga

[ - ] MelodydramaGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

In the deep blue sea, you swim so wild and you swim so free.

[ - ] lilmisstrixterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

its good to know people still watch Full House

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*Beluga

[ - ] MrosehappyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

Karna isn't real. Good things always happen to those who punch babies. It's a cientifikal fact.

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'm the peaceprincess not the spellingqueen.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hello. Would you like to be my see-saw buddy?

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yay! Wait... see-saw..

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

We have the facts. *shows complicated graph.* *smiles and nods*

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

It's cuz you were both surfing porn sites and got a virus.

[ - ] AveragenubGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Sounds like most teenagers.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

And lonely adults.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

That's why I always watch Russian porn. Because they ALWAYS wear condoms.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Ok, so my friend just told me to check out this site. Should I waste my time even looking at it?

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Welcome to Hell.

[ - ] AveragenubGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Depends. Just understand that the stories here aren't actually average. They've basically turned into things that made somebody's day.

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Only for the commenters :D

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I was reading some of the convorsations. They're kinda funny. You guys just basically make fun of everyone.

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yuh... you could say that.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Dat's mah job!

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Well, you do a great job. haha.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*bows*

[ - ] pinkgumtasteslikecandlesGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

i wouldn't bow if i were you nonagon cause someone spilled chocolate milk on the ground and you might get it in your hair...

[ - ] tightywhiteys555Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Power chord? Were you drawing super-circles?

[ - ] camigerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It was a maths essay. An English maths essay.

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