MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 7Bad: 12 years ago

And now you can die!

[ - ] unnaturalketchuptacoGood: 6Bad: 22 years ago

Bye Bye OP.

[ - ] averageman18Good: 7Bad: 02 years ago

That would make my life.

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

Let's kill the OP.

[ - ] writingaddict123Good: 2Bad: 22 years ago

What's an OP?

[ - ] averageman18Good: 4Bad: 12 years ago

oval penis

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

Obscene Party. Whatever the others tell you, is a lie.

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

It's Orange Platypus.. guys we discussed this.

[ - ] ChuckMyLifeGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

It's an octogonal polygon. You guys are so mean, trying to lie...

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 3Bad: 22 years ago

Original Poster, or the person who wrote the story.

[ - ] writingaddict123Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

I'm trusting your answer.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago

You suck.

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

>:C that's not very nice.

[ - ] DCFCdiehardGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Awwww, why did you have to ruin all the fun? D: Making up stuff is much more amusing.

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Sorry! When I clicked submit no one else's was posted, and then when I refreshed there were a ton before mine, and now I feel bad :C

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago

Next time, remember this: Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*bows down* I'm using this now on.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

What a life. *yawns*

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

You must have a very sad life if that made it.

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*yawn*

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

*Sneezes*

[ - ] lilmisstrixterGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

*Coughs*

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

*Burp, hiccup* AM I GOING TO DIE NOW?!

[ - ] averageman18Good: 2Bad: 12 years ago

*Farts* whoops

[ - ] DCFCdiehardGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

*Sharts*

[ - ] averageman18Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Sharks?!!?!?!

[ - ] DCFCdiehardGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Nope, a cross between a fart and a shi--poop. Expletives are a no-no.

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*rave dances*

[ - ] unnaturalketchuptacoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*Hops the fence*

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

*Watches as you stumble around the mine field*

[ - ] unnaturalketchuptacoGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

I'll have you know, I'm awesome at minesweeper. Intermediate in 73 seconds!

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Than let's see how you handle...THE SNAKE PITS!! *Pulls lever dropping you into a pit of garden snakes*

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*Cries at how unpeaceful it all is*

[ - ] unnaturalketchuptacoGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Nooo! Not the snake pits! *dies dramatically*

[ - ] roflwaffle37Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Bless you.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Thank you. *Licks face*

[ - ] roflwaffle37Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Yup, no problem. *Is slightly disgusted, then licks face in return*

[ - ] theblackoneGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Sad life, then

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 1Bad: 12 years ago

I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK!

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Sexy's already here.

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 1Bad: 22 years ago

It left after it saw you. I'm bringing it back.

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

I apologise. That was uncalled for.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

... Thanks.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

I laughed, then felt bad for agla, then laughed a bit more.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Love you too, Nonagon.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Ha I really do feel bad :/

[ - ] KazamGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

*confused* you think OP's sexy? What kind or rock do you live under?

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

No. Leave now.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Nooooooo, I am!

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

It never left. ;D

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

You must have a pretty boring life then.

[ - ] LightsleiGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

And? well you didn't finish the story. Bad storyteller!

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 6Bad: 32 years ago

Wait, I thought your parents fucking made your life?

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 2Bad: 32 years ago

FIRST! Well, I've done it again. Good job, you told yourself you'd try to accomplish something, and you have! *pats self on back* I am the proudest and greatest right now. I bet it would make my father smile a big smile! Wonderful tingly feelings for me!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

CONGRATULATIONS :D I'm so happy for you!

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I am so ecstacy right now!

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'm trippin out on Nyquil man. Green pills, green pills. One pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small. The ones that your mother gives you don't do anything at all.

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

You can take the blue pill and wake up and believe whatever you want to believe; or you can take the red pill, and go further down the rabbit hole.

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Awesome movie!

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Watched it again last night!

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

Watched your mom again last night, over and over and over..

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Watched you again last night. *looks back to camera of peaceprincess's room*

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Sorry, it was just so perfect...

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Ouch...

[ - ] NonagonGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

It was on purpose. . .

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

At least someone had the patience to explain it very slowly. .

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Are you high dude?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Are YOU?

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I can't remember. Probably though.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

ON LIFE!

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

And by life I mean cocaine!

[ - ] unnaturalketchuptacoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

TSC, have you been smoking something? Why aren't you sharing?

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yeah! Sharing is caring. Don't forget foos!!

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*murmers* There isn't enough for the whole class...

[ - ] unnaturalketchuptacoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Shhh... you don't have to share with everyone else, just me. Don't tell the others.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

But that wouldn't be respectable!

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

PSSST! TSC! Don't listen to don't listen to them!! *waves a 20* ;D

[ - ] unnaturalketchuptacoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*cries*

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Today, I was preparing a microwave dinner and stabbed the package violently to vent it. I felt like iStabber. MLIA

[ - ] delusia123Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Stabby rip stab stab? You must be emo haha (it's a song no offense intended) :)

[ - ] ProceedGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

Today I went to a porno. Made me flaccid. MLIA

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

That's not normal. Perhaps you have an erectile dysfunction.

[ - ] awebbGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

sad life that OP has...

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*sets up sleeping back at bottom of post thread and naps*

[ - ] awebbGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*approaches and asks to share said sleeping bag*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*rolls over in sleep and says "No."*

[ - ] awebbGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*walks away with head hung in sorrow* *sobbing in corner*

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*pats back* It's alright, it's okay.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*carefully unzips sleeping bag and places tomatoes in* Sorry, I need a place to put them. *zips sleeping bag back up quietly*

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

*slaps TSC for not replying to awebb* How could you?

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Am I the only one who felt like they needed to take a huge breath after reading that first sentence?

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Not at all. I did too.

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Today, I visited Proceed. Boner almost instantaneously. MLIA *hopes Proceed doesn't take it in a creepy way*

[ - ] ProceedGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

That made me hard.

[ - ] awebbGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

youre disgusting

[ - ] lilmisstrixterGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

i agree

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

I actually think your mom and dad "made your life." Don't make shit up, it doesn't suit you well.

[ - ] ChuckMyLifeGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

Yeah, shit suits are pretty unflattering. Try Men's Warehouse.

[ - ] awebbGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

LOL!!

[ - ] RAWRsaysDINOGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

RAWR.

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

DINOSAUR!

[ - ] RAWRsaysDINOGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Err, yes - dinosaur. (:

[ - ] BallsMcLongcockGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

No...a pregnant dinosaur!

[ - ] Philliesphan804Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

What the heck? How did this get on here... MLIAs are going down hill...

[ - ] delusia123Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Agreed

[ - ] BallsMcLongcockGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

I belive your mom and dad made your life

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