MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today my mom and I were driving on a busy road in my city. As we were driving, we noticed an electric sign (usually used for weather and traffic warnings) that said "Zombies Ahead". We never figured out what it was for, but it easily made my week. I love my city. MLIA

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[ - ] AJandersonGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

OH NO I HOPE YOU SURVIVE [!]

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

There's zombies ahead. Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

That was all over the news last year. *yawns*

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Do you swim competitively?

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

yessir why? creeper much? XD

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

What is your event? (I swim too)

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

ohhh exciting I am a 100 and 50 free person...type of gal. freestyle and occasionally back i guess

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'm free. I swim the 200/500 mostly. And the 100/50. How fast are you?

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

hrm. my 50 free time is 29.20 and my 100 is 1:04 ish. yeah im not good, not bad.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Me too, actually. My 200 time is around 2:18 (Meh) and my 500 time is around 6:00 (Bleh)

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

200 IM and 500 free during high school (which starts on wednesday). My mom is the coach as well, so she swims too.

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

oh im doing the 500 for the first time this season saturday...at sectionals kinda nervous. shooting for around 6:00 actually

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Ooh, good luck. I'm not swimming at sectionals.

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

thanks, our coach is trying to put everyone in sectionals.

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I get around 6:00 usually, but I want to break that this year. Last year I had to do the 500 free and the 200 IM at championships on both days. It was tiring.

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

ooh IM. I suck at butterfly

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Apparently each team can only put four swimmers in each event, and there are four swimmers faster than me in the 200 and 500. (we have some ridiculously fast people on our team)

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oh, we have four in each event too, but we don't have that many people

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

We're the best in our area, but that's not saying much. Butterfly is my stroke. I almost broke 30 seconds in a 50, but not quite.

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

We're the best in our area, but that's not saying much. Butterfly is my stroke. I almost broke 30 seconds in a 50, but not quite.

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

We're the best in our area, but that's not saying much. Butterfly is my stroke. I almost broke 30 seconds in a 50, but not quite.

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

ah. i see. impressive, considering I can't do butterfly without coking at least once.

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

HAHA meant choking sorry

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

That's amazing, AJanderson. My best stroke is freestyle, so there's lots of competition.

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Ah, crap. My bad. I've always been an endurance person though. I can't sprint.

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Yes, because if you're good, then you're definently good at freestyle...and then all of those people who do free cuz there's nothing else they CAN do....

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Haha, I know what you mean MS. So true....

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oh, you see I'm a sprinter, I can't do endurance for my life, so I don't know why the heck my coach put me in the 500

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I get 28-29 in the 50 free, but there are people on my team who can get 25-26 with the occasional 24. It's crazy.

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

11:11 WHERE I AM MAKE A WISH

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Haha some people on my team get 22's. It seriously lowers my self esteem.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Your coach probably put you in the 500 so s/he can get a swimmer in every event. If your team is so small, like you said. Oh, and I know a kid who goes like 25s in practice.

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I WANNA PONY!

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

OMG DO THEY MAKE DINOSAUR SNUGGIES??

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago

I run and jump competitively. It's all apart of the job.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

It's next time! Are you male or female?

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Male!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yay! I know the answer! ...I hope!

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yes, although, I can change. If you'd like. *Licks lips sexually*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oh no, you're good like that. ;)

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

...This could be true, as they did this.

[ - ] unnaturalketchuptacoGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Lock and load your guns boys. We're going in.

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oh yeah... that was here. It wasn't that exciting.

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 1Bad: 12 years ago

I hate your city. Seriously, you're the only person who likes it there.

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hey now...

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I watched Zombieland last Saturday. I liked it.

[ - ] DCFCdiehardGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I kissed a boy and I liked it.

[ - ] unnaturalketchuptacoGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

The taste of her Cherry Chapstick.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Then I went to hell.

[ - ] DCFCdiehardGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Oh really? How's it down there? Hot, I hear.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Quite. Nobody got the reference, I see. . .

[ - ] DCFCdiehardGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Nope, I'm kinda slow. You have to be patient.

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I watched you sleep last Sunday. I liked it.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

It was for the zombie invasion...duh.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*kicks zombie that's hiding under my desk* Yeah, obviously.

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hm... I thought it was a team of hackers. Silly local news, always hiding the useful information!

[ - ] NonagonGood: 6Bad: 02 years ago

Today, on my iPhone / iPod Touch, I was using the Backgrounds application and saw a picture of an electronic road sign that said Caution: Zombies Ahead. I decided to post it on MLIA. MLIA.

[ - ] unnaturalketchuptacoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*goods*

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*rave dances*

[ - ] unnaturalketchuptacoGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*disco dances* Stayin alive, stayin alive oh oh oh oh!

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*crowd surfs*

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*accidentally drops hjlvp*

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*starts cussing out Nonagon*

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Ha 2 cliches in the end. This easily made my dad. I love MLIA *kills self*

[ - ] voLOLdemortGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Hehe your dad is easy

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Ha oh wow! *day

[ - ] Nerd66Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yeah. This could happen. http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/uh_ive_got_the_feeling_this_is.php

[ - ] queen_lubiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

im commenting because now there are 69 comments

[ - ] greenweed14Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

i noticed the 69 comments and im sorry to break it, but it's not your city, someone broke into the box and they can change what it says, i've done this a couple of times, but i wrote beware of umpa lumpa's

[ - ] cpr0103Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

This is NOT new. This is from Austin, TX and was done in like '82

Official links

the official MLIA blog

the MLIA store

We did it! We sponsored a well

Well done!