MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today at the salon I work at, a woman got her coat from the coat rack. The rack is right infront of the window, and the sun has been glaring on the coats for the last hour. When she put it on, she turned to me and said "Oh, why is my coat so warm?" I replied with "Oh, it's the automatic coat warmers we installed in the hangers. Maybe you saw them advertised on tv?" She nodded as if she had really heard of such a thing. MLIA

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[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

Buff monkeys are odd.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

I couldn't agree more, my friend.

[ - ] FillingInForOptimistPrimeGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

Are they really? I heard buff dogs are cool.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

Yay for infomercials.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

Yay for Herro Kitteh.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

I first read that as 'goat from the goat rack'.

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Same here.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Get them early. They will be fresh.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

*goes to rack* Wtf? I notice a profuse lack of goats. Did you lie to me?

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I'll take ten! No, twenty!

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

I nodded too... Nodded my face into my palm. *facepalm*

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

I nodded my face into my soup...IT BURNS!

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

*removes soup* There, now try.

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I didn't read the post. Should I?

[ - ] FillingInForOptimistPrimeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

It's not too bad. Not really much cliche in there.

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

okay. *reads quickly*

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Did you not die? If so, then it's a halfway decent story.

[ - ] highstaminaftwGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

But I sense a new one forming.

[ - ] Voldemortal_Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

No cliche believe it or not.

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

No, you should help me solve this Rubik's Cube.

[ - ] FillingInForOptimistPrimeGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*solves with feet and while blindfolded* Here.

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Okay, see, you roll it this way...

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oh thank you both, now I may become deceased in a joyous state!

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I can help!

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Um, no!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

But...but...I thought you loved me! *sobs*

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Heyy OTTO ;)

[ - ] FillingInForOptimistPrimeGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

OTTO loves you as the commenter of the site.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

But...but...we're e-married... ; - ;

[ - ] FillingInForOptimistPrimeGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I see. Consider getting an e-divorce. He obviously doesn't appreciate you.

[ - ] eabowieGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Not valid without either a lolcat, Rick Astley, or rule 34 to make it official. Rules of the internet.

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 5Bad: 42 years ago

http://www.eqwip.com/BozCollectionZigZagSingleDoubleCoilTowelWarmers/ it's technically a towel warmer, but it's pretty much the same idea as a coat warmer. So, who's the fool now, OP?

[ - ] FillingInForOptimistPrimeGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago

You, for going to the trouble of posting this link where nobody really cares. No offense.

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

It literally took one minute tops to find this link. That doesn't count as going through trouble for me.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Anyone seen the new Sony Teleporter?

[ - ] FillingInForOptimistPrimeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oh, yeah. My cousin got one and wants to show it to me. It teleports stuff right?

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

It teleports anything made of matter:

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*matter.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I've heard of such a thing.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*winks with both eyes* *stares creepily into space* *sees meteor coming* *continues staring creepily*

[ - ] YeeFreaknHawGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

heerrrreeee's your sign.

[ - ] zmcgGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

The sun was glaring! What did these coats do to incur the wrath of the Sun?

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