MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Lately, I've been doubting MLIA on the awesomeness of old people, but today, in church, the pastor said "Behold I am coming soon!" and then paused for a moment. In the silence I heard someone softly say "thats what she said." I looked around, and it was the guy sitting next to me. He's 93. I had to bite my tounge to keep from laughing, and I will never again doubt the awesomeness of old people.

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[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 6Bad: 12 years ago

But I shall doubt the awesomness of you.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago

Smite! The little elfs will ring!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 3Bad: 22 years ago

*Gasp* Someone stole the MLIA from the cookie jar! Again!

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

*Hides MLIA behind back* Not me!

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yes you!

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Then who?

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

K-Dubs stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*notices something jutting out behind AGLA's back* Hey! What's that?!

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Don't touch that! It's... socks.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I- I- I have a deformation! How dare you make fun of me?!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Awww you're like Quasimodo!

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

More like Esmerelda. Oh!! You mean the deformation. Yeah...

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Awwww, bless your heart. I bet you treat it like a friend... who's a good quasi, who's a good quasi! *pinches cheeks*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

AMAZING MOVIE.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

My penis.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

That too.

[ - ] FillingInForOptimistPrimeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Youtube: Frisk Fail.

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*Touch*

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*noms quietly* Nom nom nom nom.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*tries to talk around mouthful* No I didn't...

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

saw his age, meh'd the post

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

saw "awesomeness" and no-ed this post.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Perverted old people. So average. [!]

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

Well on THIS site it is...

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

AAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*behaves self again*

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*wonders if KW approves*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*approves*

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*smiles timidly* Friends?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Only if you continue to behave.

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*looks down* Okay.

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Perverted old people: not funny, just creepy.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

They smell of old cabinets and puffy stickers.

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

And hospitals. Don't forget hospitals.

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hey now, what's wrong with puffy stickers?

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

I really dont think that a) a 93 year old man would say this and b) he would say it while at church. Stop lying OP liers burn in hell!

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I don't know any old people that would do this. I must not be average.

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Or fluent in Japaneeeeeeeese

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'm not fluent in Japanese.

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*reads comments... facepalm*

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oh noooooooooo

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Why so many repeated letters?

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I am quite ill. Please pardon my grammatical gaffes.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

I read that as "Please pardon my grammatical giraffes." Giraffes, you have been pardoned.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

I know beginners Japanese. YAY!

[ - ] terminoobGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

Am I the only one that didn't have to bite his or her tongue to keep from laughing?

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Uh huh.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 2Bad: 32 years ago

I bit my tongue so I could end my suffering from reading these lame posts.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 132 years ago

I bit my tongue so I could end my suffering from reading these lame posts.

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago

I... have a cold. Sneeze with my mouth, not my nose. Probably would do it less often if I did it the other way around. Ah. A fascinating slice of NinaJa's life. I know you're all enthralled. [!]

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

That was the most exciting part of my day.

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Oh, I am sorry for you sir. Or ma'am. It's a band.

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Sir, and yes, it is a band! You're one of the first people who got that.

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*Thrilled* *Slaphappy* *Sleeps*

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 2Bad: 52 years ago

I'm sick too!

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

I badded it because that's a bad thing, but I like you lots miss. I hope your health improves rapidly.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Why thank you <3 You too!

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

*Stabs OP with Op's own tongue*

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

So you don't know his name, but you know he's 93 years old. Right...

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 6Bad: 02 years ago

I HATE YOU OP I HATE YOU SO BADLY I AM GOING TO FORCE A HORSE DICK UP YOUR ANUS UNTIL YOUR INTESTINES FALL OUT.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

That's a threat I've never heard of before...

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

WOAH WOAH WOAH! Dorm, too much, way too much

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Shit that is nothing.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Will you please put my sack of powder away! It must be crushing you!

[ - ] Devils_AdvocateGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Shift Rape.

[ - ] VegetarianCannibalGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

That's what who said?

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

My tummy!

[ - ] VegetarianCannibalGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Why is the old man quoting your tummy?

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Don't ask...

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

'She'. But nobody really knows who this 'she' person is.

[ - ] VegetarianCannibalGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

The old man does.

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I am a girl perhaps 'tis me.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

I'm a girl too...I don't think it's me though.

[ - ] ilickspidersGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Who is she? why is she saying all these dirty things? Won't take credit, got that from a facebook group.

[ - ] Kizzle_8683Good: 3Bad: 02 years ago

You are all weird

[ - ] Voldemortal_Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

That's how we know if someting's average or not. If it's nothing like us and our lives-then it's average.

[ - ] bizzleGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

the phrase "the awesomeness of old people" was used two too many times

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