MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

The other day in theology class we talking about God's presence in our lives, when a voice came through the loud speaker saying: "ohh yeahhhhh," like the kool-aid man. When I talked to my friends at lunch, I discovered my class was the only one that received that announcement. MLIA

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[ - ] DormskiezGood: 0Bad: 32 years ago

giving up on life now, goodbye.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Don't leave me bon bon!

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

can take all these horrible posts. overload of hatred, might end up murdering someone soon, and that person may or may not, but definitely is going to be myself. i'll miss you

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*Hands Dormskiez a samurai sword* Go out with honor.

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

*stabs self in the gut* finally, free...at...last..

[ - ] mental16Good: 1Bad: 12 years ago

I don't think you would be able to speak after stabbing yourself, no?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*facedesk*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*does the same* Ouch! There was a pencil there!

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*removes pencil* There, try again.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*facedesk* Wait, that still hurt.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

*removes desk* There, try again.

[ - ] mental16Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

omg, it didn't hurt that time? WHERE THE HELL DID MY DESK GO!? *talks through gritted teeth* kool aid mannnn

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Oh yeahhhhhh.... Someone's rubbing me the right way...

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*plugs ears and speaks through gritted teeth* we...have...talked about this

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

At first, I was going to be all "*removes hand*" but then I decided against it.

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

GAH! TMI!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

I DECIDED AGAINST IT!

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

not funny, possibly true, but not funny

[ - ] ccbmoreGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Good job.

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Kool-Aid man wants to speak with you.

[ - ] highstaminaftwGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I'm sensing false and homosexual.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Can't... resist.. the... voices. AHHHHH!

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Just shut up, all of you!

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I can even hear them through walls. *whimpers*

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Mine argue with each other. *whines*

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Psst. Hey. Did you here that?

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Y-yes I did. W-what was that?

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

That was HIM! *points at nonexistent person*

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

GET HIM! *grabs lighter*

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*holds imaginary person's arms behind their back*

[ - ] mental16Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*says nervously* The people tap dancing to Irish Flutes, while trying to act Dutch!? nope, not at all!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oh yeahhhhh...oh no!

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

If the Kool-Aid man came through my door I'd be mad as all Hell.

[ - ] I_Am_A_Walking_PandemicGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'd probably be a little surprised, seeing as I told him to use the front door last time.

[ - ] VegetarianCannibalGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Someone was fondling around when this happened.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

*Stabs OP with Sword of Goliath*

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

*Then kills with Pebble and Sling of David*

[ - ] mental16Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*high five*

[ - ] MusicManiac12323Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

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