MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

TENSO!

[ - ] Voldemortal_Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

YAHTZINGA!

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

Mother fucking god.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

Mother is fucking God?! Ahhh what do they teach in this place? Summer, your the class whatever, go to the board and write down the schedule. Factutum. Factoter!

[ - ] warriorinpinkGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

there are no words to describe the amazingness of Jack Black...and you, just for referencing him.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

It starts off with a beam of light, and it's me and my guitar. *deeer deeer, ddeeer deer* In the end of time, there was a man who knew the road. And the writing, was a writed on the stone. Chimes, Freddy. In his heart he knew. The artist must be true. But the ledgend of the rent, was way pst duee!

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

So many mistakes in that one, but I was furiously typing my love for Jack Black.

[ - ] warriorinpinkGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

playyy the best sonnngggg in the world...or I'll eat your souls

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

so THAT'S where Jesus came from

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Mary was no virgin, peeps.

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

and I'm still awaiting the smite from above for that comment

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

He's preparing his almighty dick to slap you with in the face. just you wait.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

...Angry Cinnamon Bun?

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

You called?

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Kwin, what are you talking about?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

YouTube: "Angry Cinnamon Bun"

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

It's a youtube video about an angry cinnamon bun...

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Ha, looks like you'll be waiting for a long time. Can I offer you some popcorn?

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

When virgin Mary...

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Holy mother of Jesus!

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Mother of Pearl! Fire on the poop deck.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

There's a deck made out of poop?

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

It smells pretty good too.

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

It's above the one made of duct tape and Chapstick.

[ - ] FillingInForOptimistPrimeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

No, silly. It's made *for* poop.

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

It's a deck upon which to poop. The poop is then dried out by the sun and fashioned into pretty necklaces and wigs the pirates like to wear.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

I thought you were playing Bingo...

[ - ] DrLeetsauceGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Looks like the Jedi mind tricks worked then. OP used the force to change the game itself.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Impressive.

[ - ] happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'm impressed.

[ - ] VegetarianCannibalGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

What? You're not supposed to play Monopoly on a Bingo night?

[ - ] mental16Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Eaxactly! o.o

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I know, I was shocked too.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

There's a hole in OPs lies. (And his underwear. Why, I'm not sure, but it's there.)

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oh, I might be able to explain that... Mega-wedgie, you see...

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

needless to say, he knew he wasn't cheating... ha jk :P

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

No, OP just tricked everyone into thinking it was Bingo night using his nonexistent Jedi powers.

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

You played Monopoly at Bingo Night... Oh yeah! That makes total sense! [!]

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I think Monopoly is like the big pot at bingo or something?

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

either that or the op's a fucktard. probably both

[ - ] rossart12Good: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Shouldve convinced them it wasn't you by saying " I'm not the Jedi you're looking for" and waving your hand.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

Hello, all. This post sucks. Star Wars is cool. What a dilemma.

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Do not blame Star Wars for the fails of MLIA. It's unfair.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hello, I almost didn't see you there.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

But... ACK! Oh, hi.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

HI.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

So... did you cheat by using Jedi mind tricks? [!]

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I cheated using my toes. *giggle gollop*

[ - ] happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

gollop?

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Skid mark?

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Skid McMarks?

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Who's got a good joke?

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

What do you call a giant squid on drugs?

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

And then Boba Fett killed the OP. *badum chh*

[ - ] eabowieGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

What's red and smells like blue paint?

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Blue paint that's not color coordinated?

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

To eabowie: Red paint!

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

RED PAINT!

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

What!?!

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

What's blue and shaped like a bucket?

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

A blue bucket?

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

A red bucket in disguise. What's brown and sticky?

[ - ] Im_a_ninja_101Good: 2Bad: 12 years ago

You dressed as a jedi, went to bingo night, and won monopoly? Yeah, im confused.

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hey, have you met Shift Key yet? No? You really should get acquainted.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

...That's my joke.

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I didn't know... Uh *ahem* K-Dubs gets credit for the shift key joke posted above! Better? :)

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Danke. :D

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Don't forget Apostrophe Key! They could all be besties.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Join the club. *Gives invitation for joining the club*

[ - ] Im_a_ninja_101Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Thank you.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*steals invitation, hides behind virtual bush*

[ - ] Im_a_ninja_101Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hey! That's mine! *takes back invitation*

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*Uses mind to make Im_a_ninja_101 drop invitation* *picks up invitation and hides behind virtual tree*

[ - ] Im_a_ninja_101Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*walks away in disappointment* cheater.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*Gives back invitation, since Theoneyoudidntsee has no use for it*

[ - ] Im_a_ninja_101Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

No I don't want it anymore. Thank though.

[ - ] Im_a_ninja_101Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Thanks*

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*Is next to Toyds in the bush* Woah, I almost didn't see you there.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

How odd.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

As am I.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

OP played Monopolgo! It's Monopoly and Bingo combined. You aren't allowed to buy anything on the board until you get Bingo, and you have to get Bingo in order to get out of jail. Other than that, it's just Monopoly.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Weird. I've never heard of this!

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*Stabs OP with my mind*

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

You're sharp!

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

It's how I roll. Dressed sharp, with a sharp mind, sharp tongue, and sharp penis... err, wait.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

OP won't be happy... Oh well.

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

Monopoly is based off a capitalist superstructure, a jedi would never agree to its principles.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Why would you dress as a jedi? Were all the jackass costumes sold out?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*Nods* Yes.

[ - ] EpicNinjaTurtle101Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

...But isn't monopoly a never ending game? O_O

[ - ] mackidGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

99% sure he meant that he won a copy of the game monopoly not won playing a game of monopoly

[ - ] ellismaiGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

O.o That makes so much more sense. I think.

[ - ] FiveOne83Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

So, you just happened to have a Jedi costume hanging around? And decided to wear it out in public on a non-Halloween night? Really?

[ - ] ellismaiGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Maybe it was a Snuggie!

[ - ] Shane_For_WaxGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

What? Monopoly at a Bingo night? I'm confused...

[ - ] ally3277Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I think I figured it out. It took me a second too. I think the won a game of BINGO and were rewarded with the boardgame.

[ - ] Shane_For_WaxGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

What? Monopoly at a Bingo night? I'm confused...

[ - ] livelifeontheedgeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Jedi Mind Tricks is a rap group, just thought id point that out

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