MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 4Bad: 42 years ago

fucking stupid

[ - ] iWriteGood: 1Bad: 42 years ago

Agreed.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

You tell 'em, girlfran! ...I have no control over my side of overly excited tweens.

[ - ] iWriteGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hannah Montana is terrible, but this doesn't happen all the time.

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

This is a rare occurrence I would say. But MLIA would have you believe otherwise. Kids who dislike HM usually just dislike her and ignore her, they don't really do stuff like this.

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Did you just call me a girl?

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

That depends... Have you checked yourslef lately?

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Yep! Evidence contradicts what you said. :o

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Time for surgery.

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I hope your surgery is successful! Talk to you later, good luck!

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

I hope your surgery is successful! Talk to you later, good luck!

[ - ] vivalamelodyGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

LIES

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 52 years ago

I think I might have voted yes on this too. I was just sorta going crazy and yessing things without reading them. My veins were pumping with the feel of being in power of posts.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 5Bad: 42 years ago

I have never met your nephew. *stays in Switzerland on nephew love*

[ - ] plummGood: 5Bad: 22 years ago

Did everybody applaud your death?

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

I just counted back 9 months, I was concieved right around Halloween.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

I was conceived around my parents' anniversary.

[ - ] AverageVolturiVampGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

I just counted back 9 months and I was concieved around my parents' marriage date.

[ - ] plummGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I was conceived in a few months... Also which of them is average? Caius? He was played by Jamie Campbell Bower, but that's more "go sexy androgyny!" than "average"...

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*gasp* A twi-hard! *stabs with steak*

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Not you, Volturi dude.

[ - ] plummGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

It doesn't really hurt to get stabbed with steak, man. I mean, I kind of smell like meat now, but it just kinda got mashed up instead of breaking my skin. I stalk Jamie Campbell Bower because he was in Sweeney Todd singing about Johanna and it was epic. I also stalk him because he will make Grindelwald even awesomer in the seventh Harry Potter movie. Caius was just a slow spot in his girly-boy career.

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

*gasp* a hater! *throws Edward glitter in eyes*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

OH GODS! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH GGGGGGOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDSSSSSSS WWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYY THE EEEEEYYYYYEEEES?!

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

oh, tolstoy. The eyes, KWinchester, because sparkles hurt, and unless you are secretly that twi-hard, it shouldn't bother you.

[ - ] happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I was conceived around my dad's birthday.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Your macaroni-and-cheese noodle cards will never be able to compare.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I counted back 9 months and its around my mothers birthday :/

[ - ] kiskaGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

I hate you OP and everything you stand for.

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 1Bad: 12 years ago

F U

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 4Bad: 42 years ago

A dingo ate mah baby!

[ - ] happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

AHHH!!! TO. MUCH. RANDOM!!!

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

Lace up your french fry domain, and bring ruffly deoderant.

[ - ] happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Never. But we do have to stop my friend, who is really an evil platupus, from taking over the cornfields of Nebraska.

[ - ] capnspiffyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*platypus

[ - ] happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Thank you.

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I've only got tater tots.

[ - ] capnspiffyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Only if I get to spring my bubbly eraser.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 42 years ago

...I saw "dying" and got my hopes up. Fuck you, OP, for dashing my hopes.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Everyone is fucked tonight.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

...Promise?

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yeah, but I'm charging extra tonight. I'll bring out my cat suit.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Meow!

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

You want in?

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

WTF are you? -A cat. ...

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*accusatory pointing* I HAVE SEEN THIS PICTURE!

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

F U

[ - ] Im_a_ninja_101Good: 0Bad: 62 years ago

Yr lameee.

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 8Bad: 32 years ago

I'm glad you don't love your nephew for something like his personality or kind heart, god forbid! [!]

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hmm... Who is badding me? Is it perhaps those devilish n00bs I gave a what-for earlier?

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'm getting muchos bads tambien. But, I am just assuming it's revenge. For... well, when I wasn't retired.

[ - ] happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Ha! You didn't bad me tbf.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oh, really? Don't tempt me, now.

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oh, but I did.

[ - ] happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Thank you. I like being badded. *laughs for beating the system*

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

Okey doke, people! I'm off for now!

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

Isn't six a bit old to not realise that you can't kill pictures?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

...You can't kill pictures?

[ - ] eabowieGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

HERESY. I have, on multiple occasions, killed pictures. And a sandwich. A feral sandwich.

[ - ] happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Where can I get one of these feral sandwiches to kill?

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I found mine in the slums of my fridge, hanging out with all the cool cucumbers, and a lot half-dressed salad! The scandal! Then- Stay low to the ground Shh, not a sound Take it slow One more step Then pounce!

[ - ] happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Sounds good. I'll go feral sandwich hunting tomorrow.

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

You need a really sharp spear. With frilly stuff on the end if you're feeling up to it. And then if you REALLY feel like putting on the ritz, use a little blue war paint and battle cries.

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Wait, YOU killed my parents! *holds up two pictures with stab-holes in them*

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

What? No. I think the body count remains deep within the pages of a Barbie coloring book.

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oh. You're fine then.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Only if you believe in Voodoo.

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

How dare you! I may be badly drawn, but pictures still have feelings.

[ - ] happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

You are a masterpiece, not a picture. Duh.

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

But I'm so badly drawn...I hardly have two dimensions! *cries*

[ - ] happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

In my mind you are a masterpiece. *comforts*

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*sniff* Thanks...I guess I'm just...abstract!

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

You can't? *Looks up from knife and picture* Pshh, I knew that...

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

First pounding a cake, then pounding a blonde classmate, where will it end?

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Probably with pounding your mom.

[ - ] capnspiffyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

natch.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

...is it lame that I had to google that?

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

You keep loving your nephew, while I keep hating him.

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Needless to say, I hope you die OP

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

F U

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

*Stabs OP with a Mud Pie Mojo* I guess you GOTTA HAVE IT!

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

F U

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 22 years ago

i was concieved... right around april 11

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

That was, like, sooo two posts ago.

[ - ] XxThisIsFakexXGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Hmm that's funny. That's right around the time I hit puberty.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I love how everyone is guesstimating their dates of conception, but nobody is actually asking their parents when they were conceived...

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I could probably care less when I was conceived.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'm with you, 100%.

[ - ] iamthatgirlGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Yea all I know is Daddy got a little careless and knocked up mommy and here I am. That's all I really care about.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

"Hey Mom, when do you and dad fuck without protection?"

[ - ] iamthatgirlGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Exactly. Gonna go ask Grandma about that too.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

That territory is off-limits.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

Why, exactly?

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

It's just an awkward topic.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Everyone has sex.

[ - ] happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I love the word guesstimating.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 62 years ago

Yes, you love your murderous nephew now, when he's targeting an annoying celebrity, but you won't love him so much when you begin to annoy him.

[ - ] CeraGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I am so sick of Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana hate....

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Maybe once she actually does something worthwhile, people will stop hating her. Maybe.

[ - ] iamthatgirlGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Don't get me wrong, I hate her, but they need to get some originality.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I am sick from these racid cheese balls.

[ - ] happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yumm...cheese balls

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

You made me hate Cold Stone a little less, OP.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I hate Cold Stone. Made me sick.

[ - ] iamthatgirlGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Me too.

[ - ] RachelPachelGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Was he serious... Cause if so, I'd look into getting him a CAT scan or somethin'...

[ - ] FiveOne83Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

OK so if so many kids really "hate" Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus, then why is she making so much money, selling so much music, etc? The Miley bashing is getting so old. It isn't even average.

[ - ] extraordinarilynormalGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

these posts are getting old. we all now know that the "future generation" does NOT like miley cyrus. I disagree, but if it makes you stop posting these posts, i will disregard the argument..

[ - ] emilyismynameGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

You might wanna get this kid checked out or something...a 6 year old shouldn't be screaming about killing someone o.0

[ - ] talyablackmanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

haha, in australia we call cold stone "cold rock" and its exactly the same, but our logo is a blue uluru :P

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