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Today, I read a MLIA about birthdays that are nine months after valentines day. I laughed. Then I realized I was born on November 14. That's nine months exactly. I stopped laughing. MLIA
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[ - ]  mmbb9964Good: 4Bad: 02 years ago
mine is in 3 days!
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago
happy early!
 
[ - ]  mmbb9964Good: 3Bad: 02 years ago
thank you!
 
[ - ]  OctoPieGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago
Mine's ON Valentine's Day. Suck it.
 
[ - ]  mental16Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Mines three days after Valentines Day! D: I guess you win
 
[ - ]  mental16Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago
I meant six days after o.o
 
[ - ]  Kitkatrockz2Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago
awesomeness!!! mental16 and i have the same b-day! my is also on 20
 
Happy early birthday :)
 
[ - ]  lalalaKristennnGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Mine's en tres dias, tambien! (:
 
[ - ]  Stephanie927Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Haha mines tmrw so freaking exited
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 4Bad: 72 years ago
*Sigh* Stupid.
 
[ - ]  iamthatgirlGood: 5Bad: 42 years ago
Another post that is a disappointment.
 
I am disappointed with the the lack of gingle-ness.
 
[ - ]  iamthatgirlGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago
These aren't even good.
 
Silencio, old man.
 
[ - ]  raspburry15Good: 2Bad: 12 years ago
*an MLIA
 
Fuck me running, this is a repeat! Fuck you, OP!
 
[ - ]  DormskiezGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago
The new thing is to write MLIAs about other MLIAs? So fucking annoying already.
 
[ - ]  xxxin_a_tizzlexxxGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago
isn't pregnancy 40 weeks long? so wouldn't it be ten months?? i've never been quite sure...
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 3Bad: 62 years ago
Nine months... What are you, twelve?
 
[ - ]  agirllikeannabelleGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago
Not even. Most kids know that by age, like, 8.
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago
Point taken. Yo, xxxin_a_tizzlexxx, are you eight or something?
 
[ - ]  xxxin_a_tizzlexxxGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago
isn't there four weeks in a month (give or take a few days) so 40 divided by 4 would be 10, wouldn't it?? i don't see where i'm going wrong here!
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 3Bad: 22 years ago
There's roughly 4.5 weeks in a month. Now do your math.
 
[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 4Bad: 32 years ago
"isn't there four weeks..." ?????? I SPY SUBJECT-VERB DISAGREEMENT!
 
[ - ]  greenweed14Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago
actually the sane mechaniac is somewhat right, the only month that has exactly 4 weeks in it is february, the rest have 2-3 days more so it adds in a nine month period a range from 18-27 days so it would be 9 months and in fact not 10, but if every month was february, you would be correct
 
[ - ]  iamthatgirlGood: 4Bad: 72 years ago
Yea it actually it isn't nine months it's like ten. So OP you're fucking stupid for posting that.
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 6Bad: 12 years ago
I hate you all. It's nine months or there about. Trust me, I know.
 
[ - ]  xxxin_a_tizzlexxxGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago
thank you, i'm glad i'm not the only person who gets that!
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago
*facepalm and gives up*
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago
It's 38 weeks from conception, usually. Which is slightly longer than 9 months, though closer to 9 than it is 10.
 
[ - ]  iamthatgirlGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago
Yea I'm sticking with the ten month thing. Some kids are born earlier or later. It's not exactly ten or nine months.
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 1Bad: 42 years ago
Ok, I can't wait until you get scorned by all of society!
 
[ - ]  sundayporchGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago
Umm. It doesn't matter if kids are born early or late. 40 weeks is still approximately 9 months, no matter how you slice it.
 
[ - ]  tulip27Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago
How do you figure? There are 4 weeks in a month. 4 x 10 = 40.
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago
OP could be a preemie.
 
[ - ]  soo1029310Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago
i was supposed to be born in november. so was my brother. -___-
 
I was supposed to be born in a ribbon tree with shoe monks.
 
I missed you!
 
[ - ]  LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I was supposed to be born a week or so earlier. I wish I had been, because that would have been a Friday the 13th. In November.
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
I was supposed to be born in late-ish March, but ended up being 3 weeks. Yay for mid-April birthdays! ^.^
 
[ - ]  iamthatgirlGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Or late April birthdays. *gives high-five*
 
Or April 18th! *high fives self*
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOOO!!!!! :D
 
NO FUCKING WAY! *jumps up and down with capnspiffy*
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
!!!!!!! *birthday geeking out*
 
*throws birthday party*
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
:3
 
[ - ]  agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I have... *counts on fingers* 36 more days.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I have 25 more days.
 
[ - ]  agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
March 5th?
 
Mine's seven days after March 5th.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
March 12th?
 
[ - ]  agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Yay for people born in March!
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Partyyyyy.
 
Yup!
 
PICES FTW.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Yes ma'am.
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago
Oh yeah, cause you know, you're born exactly nine months after you're conceived. Stupid stupid stupids!
 
[ - ]  tulip27Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago
More like 40 weeks...Which is about 10 months.
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 8Bad: 22 years ago
Your parents boned on V-Day. Get over it. *Stabs OP with Valentine's chalk candy that says "Thinking of U"*
 
[ - ]  iamthatgirlGood: 0Bad: 32 years ago
*shoves a ton of cahlk candy down OP's throat*
 
[ - ]  KitSnicketGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
LMFAO! I love you :)
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I know.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
...It seems I have competition with the whole loving you thing.
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
There's enough stabbing to go around.
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 32 years ago
I didn't laugh in the first place.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago
...Ew. EWEWEWEWEW. My brother's birthday is this date. *gags*
 
Weird. My brother's birthday isn't that date...WAIT! THAT'S MY COUSINS BIRTHDAY!
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago
Weird, my brother's birthday isn't that date either...
 
[ - ]  tjbailey08Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Weird, I don't have a brother...
 
[ - ]  mental16Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago
My brother's burfdeh is on the day after Christmas. His ex's was on Christmas O:
 
Hey, so is mine!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
...I know. *touches*
 
Hey, need any help with that?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
...Mebbeh.
 
I need a definite answer here!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
...YES! *sobs* I'm sorry!
 
Better. *starts touching KW*
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Oh baby, oh baby.
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
My brother's birthday is on your birthday.
 
[ - ]  tulip27Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Haha, your parents had SEX! Multiple times! :D
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
I'm watching a House episode that's about Cuddy. What's wrong with this picture?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Cuddy does not own a house.
 
[ - ]  TheScareCrowGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago
But House owns Cuddy! *audience laughter*
 
[ - ]  TheScareCrowGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago
DATE RAPE AD!!!!
 
[ - ]  mmbb9964Good: 1Bad: 12 years ago
where I come from, date rape is frowned upon.
 
STRAW FILLED FRIEND? IS THAT YOU??
 
[ - ]  TheScareCrowGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
MR. POTATO HEAD!!! YOU HAVE TO HELP ME FIND THE CAPS-LOCK CURE!
 
OKAY! JUST DOWN THIS BOTTLE OF DRAINO AND DO THE MACARANA!
 
[ - ]  TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
*DOES THAT* HEY! IT DIDN'T WORK! DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO DO IT COVERED IN HONEY AND CAT HAIR?!?
 
Time to break out my platforms! Jungle Boogey, dun dun dun, dun dun dun .
 
Heheh.
 
[ - ]  mam08Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago
Ya... no one is born exactly on their due date. And the doctors make educated guesses as to when you were concieved and they aren't always on the spot accurate... so I'm pretty sure you would have been concieved before Valentines day.
 
[ - ]  agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Some people are born on their due dates.
 
[ - ]  tulip27Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago
It's true. The medical world can very accurately predict a due date. There are extenuating circumstances that can change a due date (rate of development due to outside factors, such as the mother's diet) but a good number of people (especially now) are born on their due date.
 
I was suppose to be born on December 24. I was a month early.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Were you okay?!
 
No, I died.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
*GASP!*
 
Yes, you are married to a dead person!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
You're married to a zombie!
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I was born when they said I would be.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
I was supposed to be born on my mom's birthday. I was 10 days late.
 
[ - ]  Sgt_FoleyGood: 2Bad: 42 years ago
RAMIREZ, POINT OUT THAT THE BEING BORN 9 MONTHS AFTER VALENTINES DAY DOESN'T MATTER SINCE YOUR PARENTS HAD SEX EITHER WAY AND THAT THE DAY ISN'T IMPORTANT TO THE FACT THAT THEY GOT NASTY.
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!
 
RAMIREZ, THERE IS A PIECE OF CORN IN YOUR DIAPER!
 
[ - ]  Sgt_FoleyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
STAR, DAMN IT!
 
[ - ]  Sgt_FoleyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
STAR
 
[ - ]  nottieGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
That's my birthday, too! :D
 
Like, ehmahgawd girl, let's go bake a walnut farm and cradle it in our arms like a real baby.
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I'm pretty sure I was conceived around Christmas.
 
[ - ]  plummGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
When I looked, this had 69 comments.
 
*please excuse this rant* FUCK HOMEWORK THIS FUCKING CHEMISTRY DOESN'T FUCKING MAKE SENSE I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LEARNING BECAUSE MY FUCKING CLASS IS SO FUCKING FAR BEHIND AND NOW I HAVE THIS FUCKING TEST TOMORROW ON SOME FUCKED UP MATERIAL THAT I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. *end rant*
 
Peedle!
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Feeling better?
 
Yeah, a little I guess. I found a birthday buddy, so that was fun.
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Ah good. Have a cookie! *hands fresh baked cookie*
 
[ - ]  attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago
Ha ha! I gotta SNOW DAY tomorrow!
 
Okay. Now I have to eat...And I just got on...*grumbles* But we're havin' nachos!
 
[ - ]  vivalamelodyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
i like nachos.
 
[ - ]  highstaminaftwGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I posted the same because my birthday is November 14th. Didn't know it was a repeat. o.o
 
[ - ]  KariNekoChuGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Lmao :DD Nov. 14th is my birthday too! Yay for Scorpios! XDD
 
[ - ]  ItsAlishaBabesGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Woo :D
 
[ - ]  RachelPachelGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Not to be a stickler here and this may be waaaaay too much tmi, but it also depends a LOT on your mom's cycle! Anytime you calculate a due date or conception date, you have to factor in the date of her last period. :/ Also, it's very, very rarely EXACTLY 9 months, down to the day. If one month is 4 1/2 weeks, and the next is 4 1/2 weeks, just those two add up to a whole extra week. So, sorry! Your science maths is off. Not that is really changes the point. People get freaky on Valentine's Day. Your parents are boinked, whether you like it or not. In fact, they're probably still boinking on a regular basis!
 
[ - ]  kara1359Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago
THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY
 
[ - ]  ItsGinevraGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Mine is November 10th, but I was a week and a half early, so I know how you feel, lol
 
[ - ]  crazyysmileshanGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
my birthday is november 14th too! i read this and thought wow story of my life right there. this always comes up in conversation for some reason and im always the one that everyone laughs at :/ haha
 
[ - ]  AsLongAsYoureMineGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
O_o That's my big brother's birthday. Huh.
 
[ - ]  mickeyfangirlGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Mine's in September, so I can laugh at you guys all I want and I won't be guilty. ^^
 
[ - ]  autumnsfantasyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Mine's the 13th. My mother told me I think too much when I realized my conception was on such the holiday I despise.
 
[ - ]  ilrmperryGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
my birthday is 14th too!! bwahaha.
 
[ - ]  cosmiccloveeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
If you were conceived on valentines day you're birthday or the date you were due would most likely be November 3rd or 4th. I added it up as my due date was November 3rd & was conceived on the 13th Feb
 
[ - ]  Kitkatrockz2Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago
its disturbing that u know that...
 
[ - ]  tulip27Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Wrong! If your birthday is November 3, you would have been conceived on or around January 3.
 
[ - ]  AllyRose39Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago
11th of November. O_O I did not need to realise this.
 
[ - ]  olivecami101Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago
That's my bday too! virtual high-5!!!
 
[ - ]  OceanLove72Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Mines November 18. I believe some things,such as this, does not need to be realised.
 
[ - ]  YargyBlargyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
OMG! I'm an early November baby, too! That means that I was more than likely conceived in February! Too cool.
 
Me too. My birthday in November 21st, and guess what! I was a week late. Happy Valentine's Day Mom and Dad!
 
Sorry. I just failed miserably. Excuse my fail please. I'm not an early November birthday. I'm late November. I'm just stupid, please forgive me.
 
[ - ]  Kitkatrockz2Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago
omg omg omg! pple have birthdays! no way! what an amazing concept! wow i do love sarcasam...! but not to be a black sheep here i was born in febuary, my due date was valentines day but i was born 6 days later..!
 
[ - ]  ItsAlishaBabesGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Woooooooo :) Mines 14th November too :D x
 
[ - ]  tulip27Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Keep laughing. It actually takes 10 months to grow a baby. If you were born on November 14, your parents would have conceived you on January 14. It's very confusing, but think about it this way: fetuses are fully developed at 40 weeks. How many weeks per month? 4. That makes 10 months. Babies are born at the *end* of the 9th month. (Don't believe me? I'm a medical anthropologist. I spent five years studying human growth and development. I know I'm right.)
 
[ - ]  tulip27Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago
OK, I am willing to admit a mistake here. I stand by my believe that it is not exactly 9 months, but it is also not exactly 10 months. I looked at my notes again (I know, I'm putting way too much thought into this...) and I calculated that, if you were to conceive a child on February 14, it's due date would be on or around November 22.
 
[ - ]  TinaTemptationGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
THATS MINE TOO! lol i was reading this and laughed at u, then felt quite stupid!!! lol...awesome
 
[ - ]  jryan89Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago
november 15...
 
[ - ]  thecocodoesntgointheoven8Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
March 17th anyone?
 
[ - ]  KatieNZGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
ME TOOOOO! Hahhaha
 

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