Today I was walking past two people, a guy and a girl, and I heard them talking. The guy said something, and the girl said "I have a boyfriend." The guys said "I have two goldfish." The girl looked confused and said "What?" then the guys said "Oh.. I thought we were naming things that don't matter." I walked by again to high five this guy. The girl's face was priceless, especially seeing as its my girlfriend. MLIA.