MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today I was walking past two people, a guy and a girl, and I heard them talking. The guy said something, and the girl said "I have a boyfriend." The guys said "I have two goldfish." The girl looked confused and said "What?" then the guys said "Oh.. I thought we were naming things that don't matter." I walked by again to high five this guy. The girl's face was priceless, especially seeing as its my girlfriend. MLIA.

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[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 4Bad: 52 years ago

The girl's face was coverd in lint.

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 7Bad: 22 years ago

*covered

[ - ] averagedisplayGood: 21Bad: 72 years ago

Today, I read a story on MLIA that was funny, but also complete bull shit. FML.

[ - ] cookie1Good: 20Bad: 12 years ago

this is from texts from last night. it might've actually happened but i doubt it was his girlfriend

[ - ] whatthefuckniggaGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

yeah i actually just read that post on tfnl

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

*looks guilty* I just yessed it and it got submitted. I was trying to get a new post.

[ - ] capnspiffyGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

*tsks*

[ - ] kiskaGood: 4Bad: 72 years ago

She should dump your ass and never talk to your friend again.

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 12Bad: 52 years ago

You know what would be great? SHORT AND SWEET SUBMISSIONS.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 10Bad: 62 years ago

This is actually pretty funny. But it's not average, so shame on you OP.

[ - ] hamsta_luvaGood: 0Bad: 32 years ago

Are you serious? The girl's face was worth millions!

[ - ] xxxin_a_tizzlexxxGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago

imagine what he could do with it! he could donate her to a museum!

[ - ] hamsta_luvaGood: 6Bad: 12 years ago

Of course! Quick, let's go kidnap her!

[ - ] xxxin_a_tizzlexxxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

but will they take the face while it's still connected to her?? should i bring my butter knife with me??

[ - ] hamsta_luvaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

That's a very good question. Perhaps we should take her whole to the museum, but bring your butter knife just in case.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 32 years ago

How great. MLIA posts with bad pick-up lines. Awesome.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 7Bad: 22 years ago

A high five AND a priceless face? What is this world coming to? Annnnnd they didn't even use the right form of "its". It should be "it's" or "it is."

[ - ] BeeBeeGood: 3Bad: 172 years ago

Oh who cares about grammar!

[ - ] bondcatbondGood: 10Bad: 72 years ago

gramer is extremly important

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 5Bad: 12 years ago

i hope that was on purpose.

[ - ] bondcatbondGood: 7Bad: 22 years ago

..what was on purpoise?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 9Bad: 22 years ago

*covers eyes* If I do not see it, it does not exist...

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

I-I don't exist?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

*peeks out from behind fingers* I see you! You exist. :D

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

Phew. I was getting worried there.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

*Stabs KW when she isn't looking*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Wha'cha stabbin' me with there, boy-o?

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

Pervert says...

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

Toast?

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Yes.

[ - ] bondcatbondGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

i had a dream about you last night. but really, i did. just that you were on here and i was reading your posts...haha...i cant help my subconsciousness

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

...Erm...I don't know how to feel about this.

[ - ] bondcatbondGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

im sorry. ill try to not do it again

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Nah, you're okay. It's just...odd. Not as bad as a dream you could have had, though. I'm slightly flattered, though.

[ - ] bondcatbondGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

='D im glad you accept me for who i am

[ - ] kevinsofttacoGood: 9Bad: 142 years ago

So, you're okay with other guys hitting on your girlfriend? Really. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS HAPPENING TO FUCKERS THAT FUCKING COME TO THIS FUCKING WEBSITE. FUCK!!. *fucks* *dies*

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 2Bad: 102 years ago

OP is a fucking fucker without a fuckign average bone in his fuckin' body. Fuck.

[ - ] BeeBeeGood: 7Bad: 132 years ago

Jeez, calm down buddy...!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago

*long, low whistle* Whoa...

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 7Bad: 12 years ago

that reminded me of rabies.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

... Saw it one TV. *singsongs* Some one doesn't have his own funny stories to tell.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

*sings alone, but out of tune*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Awww, shoot. That should be along, not alone. I don't think I'm alone... *looks around*

[ - ] DrLeetsauceGood: 11Bad: 12 years ago

You walked by your girlfriend without saying anything? Then only went back to hi-five the guy? Things that don't matter, indeed. Lol.

[ - ] hamsta_luvaGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Wait. How did the one guy turn into multiple guys?

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 8Bad: 02 years ago

Plasma jelly.

[ - ] hamsta_luvaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Why of course.

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Wait. In the beginning, there is one guy. In the middle, there are multiple. Then at the end there's one again? FAIL.

[ - ] BeeBeeGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

You are confusing me.

[ - ] Ninjaraybay09Good: 0Bad: 32 years ago

way 2 go!

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

So anyone else hear that apparently Megan Fox is a tranny? I'm not sure I believe that.

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Some kid just texted me and said he wants to "play a game" Should I be worried?

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I have never had fish as pets.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I have. They all died.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

How sad. :(

[ - ] BeeBeeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

We got 3 fish at the end of January and 1 is left that will die... *sad face* :(

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

One of my brother's fish ate the other fish...

[ - ] omfgzERIKAGood: 4Bad: 22 years ago

You stole this from Texts From Last Night. DIE.

[ - ] iamthatgirlGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I've heard this pick-up line before.

[ - ] bondcatbondGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

youre gf is a person not an it!

[ - ] livelavaliveGood: 3Bad: 32 years ago

ROFLMFAO. LMFAO. LMFAO. LMFAO. LMFAO. LMFAO. WIN.

[ - ] Xmann96Good: 3Bad: 02 years ago

I read this on TWI(Texts while in intoxicated, which is a copy from "texts from last night"), so I call fake.

[ - ] dobbytheninjaGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

Why are you referring to your girlfriend as an "it?"

[ - ] free2smileGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

Goldfish are unimportant... I think not!>(

[ - ] sarahm012Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

just so everyone knows, this is from texts from last night, so you're not original.

[ - ] MaygenMGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Actually, I heard a comedian say the same joke a couple years ago (except the stupid high-five part), so even texts from last night isn't original

[ - ] sarahm012Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

aw really? damnit tfln i hate fakes

[ - ] ambrawlGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

heard this line millions of times from millions of dumbasses. unoriginal.

[ - ] M_L_I_A_222Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

This is complete BS. Saw it on TFLN earlier. Good try.

[ - ] ApeFaceFirstMateGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Even if it isn't original it still made me laugh, which is why I read MLIA. So thank you :)

[ - ] lovelylunacyGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Dane cook said it, in My Best Friends girl. A movie I'd rather not revisit...

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