MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I was talking to my mom and she told me that on the 100th day of kindergarten we were asked what we would do with 100 dollars. Instead of the standard answer of toys, cars, or houses I said I would buy my mom pajamas so she wouldn't have to sleep naked. It was put in the school newsletter. MLIA

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[ - ] nellibelly54Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Um, wow.

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 4Bad: 32 years ago

HEY! Guys, now lets sing "I'm a Boss"!!!

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 10Bad: 22 years ago

No. *slaps*

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yay!

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

Well the first thing I do is TALK TO CORPORATE (like a boss)

[ - ] KennyCaseyGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

EAT A BAGEL!

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

APPROVE MEMOS (like a boss)

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

LEAD A WORKSHOP (like a boss)

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS (like a boss)

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

DIRECT WORKFLOW (like a boss)

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

DIRECT WORK FLOW.

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

GET REJECTED! (like a boss)

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

MY OWN BATHROOM (like a boss)

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

MICROMANAGE (like a boss)

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

PROMOTE SYNERGY (like a boss)

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

HIT ON DEBORAH (like a boss) GET REJECTED (like a boss)

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

SWALLOW SADNESS (like a boss)

[ - ] mirfish3Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

CRY DEEPLY

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Approve memos (like a boss)

[ - ] rossart12Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

CRY DEEPLY! ( like a boss)

[ - ] Ninjaraybay09Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

uhhhhh *whistle and walk away awkwardly*

[ - ] nellibelly54Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

No! Come back here!

[ - ] Ninjaraybay09Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

wowwers!

[ - ] rossart12Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

[ - ] ThirdEnigmaGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

Why would you know that?...

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 6Bad: 02 years ago

doesn't everyone know that?

[ - ] ThirdEnigmaGood: 6Bad: 02 years ago

If I knew my mom slept naked, I would have repressed that memory.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 6Bad: 32 years ago

Because he/she knew how single moms make money.

[ - ] raspburry15Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

She must be so proud.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

Um... I feel awkward.

[ - ] InvisibleBehindMyPencilGood: 0Bad: 172 years ago

techsmartly.net/freePS3.php <--- win

[ - ] InvisibleBehindMyPencilGood: 0Bad: 152 years ago

and no im not advertising this website is just awesome, and made of win

[ - ] munchyGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

LIES there is no WIN on that site!

[ - ] InvisibleBehindMyPencilGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

so you went to it? xD

[ - ] InvisibleBehindMyPencilGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

as a side note i set this site to my brothers homepage... hilarious

[ - ] CrazyFlyinMonkeysGood: 8Bad: 12 years ago

How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 3Bad: 22 years ago

How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored? --Calvin and Hobbes

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I miss the YouMomJokeGuy. What happened to him?

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago

I ate him *burp* Excuse me!

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Wasn't he on a few days ago? Or am I just imagining things again?

[ - ] HannhaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

i'm pretty sure he was on yesterday

[ - ] Ninjaraybay09Good: 4Bad: 12 years ago

he went on to cleaner jokes

[ - ] Ninjaraybay09Good: 0Bad: 132 years ago

he went on to cleaner jokes

[ - ] Ninjaraybay09Good: 0Bad: 122 years ago

he went on to cleaner jokes

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago

What a waste of money.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

I know! You can buy pajamas for way less than $100.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

All I read was "sleep naked". I think I'll leave it at that, and not spoil the post.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

It's already spoiled by the time "sleep naked" rolls around.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I didn't read it. Just perused over it.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

"Instead of the standard answer of toys, cars, or -> houses <-" What is this I don't even.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

This is a post.

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Wheres the new post?

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

On a website.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

By a K-Dubs.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

Tru fax. (Did I use that right?)

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

YES! *applauds*

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

This is a comment.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

By Mobs.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago

This is a post. A what? A post. This is a post, oh yes. *passes post and receives a fork* This is a fork. A what? A fork. This is a fork, oh yes.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

*feels special because of goods*

[ - ] ichitasticGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

/monocle.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

I like it when your mom sleeps naked.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

*touches*

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yourself?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

...Mebbeh.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Well, that's my job!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oh, really?

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yes, really!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

No way!

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yes way!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

That's not the only thing OP's mom does naked...

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

My mom showers naked.

[ - ] nellibelly54Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Eww your mom's gross.

[ - ] nironan12Good: 6Bad: 02 years ago

Radda radda radda. XD

[ - ] NooneknowsNowGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Schnitzel such language!

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I'm scared. Why hasn't there been a new post???

[ - ] kevinsofttacoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

So, does anyone know where MLIA goes when she leaves?

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

The bathroom. Everyone's gotta let their waste out somewhere.

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I think this post killed all other posts.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Why do you assume MLIA is female?

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*makes shit up* It's kinda like Mother Nature.

[ - ] kevinsofttacoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

What else could she be?

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

A male. Or an it.

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Don't forget bisexual!

[ - ] Mister_PotterGood: 1Bad: 102 years ago

POLL: Who here thinks Emma Watson is sexy?

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

You should be on AverageWizard.

[ - ] Mister_PotterGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

It's a "yes" or "no" question. Not that hard.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

No, I'm a heterosexual girl.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Not me.

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Don't say that! How'd you like it if I asked everyone if they thought Robert Pattinson was sexy?

[ - ] Mister_PotterGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

I would not comment because I am a male and do not have opinions about the appearance of other males...

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'm not sure I believe that.

[ - ] Mister_PotterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'm not sure why you wouldn't.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

Well, I'm a female and I think Katy Perry is hot...and Megan Fox.

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

See? Everyone's got a little gay opinion in them...

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Megan Fox. *pants*

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

...I'd tap that.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I wouldn't.

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

...twice?

[ - ] Ninjaraybay09Good: 1Bad: 12 years ago

*run out of sight and into a tunnel

[ - ] Ninjaraybay09Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

*call friends to pick me up and bring me to Vegas where............

[ - ] lilmisstrixterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

i go to the belagio and...

[ - ] randomnesssssGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

1.7!!!

[ - ] SarahLuvsMLIAGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

NO! 1.8!!!

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