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One of my co-workers was complaining today at work about having to work on Christmas Eve. She said no one works on Christmas Eve. I turned to her and simply said Santa Claus does. MLIA

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[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yea, so no one works on Christmas Eve.

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

What are you implying?!

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Whatever you think I'm implying.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Are you sure you want to do that?

[ - ] MistyRyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

what?! Santas not real?! *cries softly*

[ - ] catlover5Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Estas diciendo que Santa Claus no es real! * jadeo *

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

WHAT?!!!!!!!!?!!?!?!

[ - ] catlover5Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I translate. "Are you saying Santa is not real! * Gasp *"

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Je ne parler pas l'espagnol.

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Mi hablo aleman

[ - ] catlover5Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I speak it!

[ - ] catlover5Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Eso no es espanol, noob americano.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

Are-o you-o speaking-a Spanola?

[ - ] catlover5Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

N idiota. Estoy hablando en chino. (!)

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

He gets the rest of the year off, though. Bad example.

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

First one I thought of...

[ - ] rossart12Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

And he's dangerously overweight. Great guy, bad example.

[ - ] munchyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I bet he has diabetes

[ - ] rossart12Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Cookies from every house in the world...yeah I bet he does

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

hey, if my secret identity is already exposed... 3!

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

oh my! keep it a secret!

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

but my birthday is on thursday! and i like birthdays!

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

ZOMG IT'S YOU!

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

its true. it is.

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Poor Santa, but he gets lots of vacation.

[ - ] kassie17Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'm back.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Thanks for the update.

[ - ] kassie17Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Your welcome. It was specifically for you.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Thank you. It means a lot. How have you been doing?

[ - ] kassie17Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Well, I left MLIA earlier to do my homework...but I still didn't do it. You?

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Yeah, do you have a twitter? I NEED THESE UPDATES.

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Rawr

[ - ] kassie17Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago

I love you too.

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

yay(:

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

workday:1 time off:364

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Santa is also a Nazi. Is your co-worker one as well?

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 22 years ago

No.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

You don't have a Nazi co-worker? Hah!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

FSCL.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Fucking Santa Claus Lol?

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I did that.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Did you jingle his bells, too?

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

FSC

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

I hate to break it to everyone, but... he's not real! The Lucky Charms leprechaun, that is.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*breaks down in tears* HE WAS MY IDOL! *sniff* Well... At least I still have Toucan Sam...

[ - ] als2425Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

DX meanie! you ruined my dreams of finding him!!

[ - ] MistyRyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

First i find out santas not real and now the lucky charms leprechaun isnt?! Life is unfair...

[ - ] als2425Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

i know right? fml

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I worked on Christmas Eve. Dick.

[ - ] DoyouliketacosGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Where do you work?

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Dunkin' Donuts.

[ - ] DoyouliketacosGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*gasp* I love Dunkin' Donuts!!!

[ - ] Sanity_Not_IncludedGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Krispy Kreme PWNS Dunkin' Donuts.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

True dat.

[ - ] DoyouliketacosGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Krispy Kreme Challenge!!!

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Do you get free donuts atleast?

[ - ] kassie17Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

You guys are open on Christmas Eve? I wish I'd known that back in December.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Santa? *glistens with happiness*

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I knew he existed!

[ - ] muzicluver411Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

im too young to work...otherwise..id work at dunkin donuts(:

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

'...and she took that as a perfectly acceptable answer. MLIA'

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

She... did...

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 32 years ago

She... did...

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

She... did...

[ - ] Sanity_Not_IncludedGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Maybe it's only his elves. I don't think he's delivering presents at 10pm on Christmas Eve.

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