MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 9Bad: 92 years ago

And no MLIA again!

[ - ] iamtinkerbellGood: 6Bad: 92 years ago

Oh my gosh that always bothers me SO MUCH. It's like, if you have the time to write on this website I'm pretty sure you can add the name of it.

[ - ] catlover5Good: 4Bad: 92 years ago

A veces, cuando puedo enviar una entrada, me olvide de poner el MLIA. No odio. No odio.

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 0Bad: 62 years ago

Cats!

[ - ] catlover5Good: 1Bad: 62 years ago

Rawr!

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 1Bad: 72 years ago

YAY!

[ - ] catlover5Good: 3Bad: 92 years ago

Why is everyone being badded?

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 0Bad: 62 years ago

English?

[ - ] catlover5Good: 1Bad: 62 years ago

I can speak English, I just like to type in Spanish :)

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 1Bad: 52 years ago

*abandons post*

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 3Bad: 152 years ago

*abandons post*

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 5Bad: 82 years ago

double post fail *bads self*

[ - ] mmclarencecoltonGood: 2Bad: 82 years ago

Esta bien. No creo que es necesario para escribirlo siempre. Todo de nosotros sabemos donde estamos.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 2Bad: 82 years ago

Te invito a un fiesta en mis pantalones.

[ - ] catlover5Good: 1Bad: 52 years ago

Eso ser�torpe.

[ - ] catlover5Good: 1Bad: 52 years ago

mis disculpas! Eso seria torpe.

[ - ] mmclarencecoltonGood: 1Bad: 52 years ago

Lo siento, tus pantalones estan demasiado pequenos.

[ - ] catlover5Good: 2Bad: 52 years ago

O tal vez algo mas es demasiado pequeno.

[ - ] catlover5Good: 1Bad: 52 years ago

Que quiere decir para siempre?

[ - ] DelusionCafeGood: 2Bad: 52 years ago

*Clicking noises*

[ - ] catlover5Good: 0Bad: 52 years ago

Why do you click at me?

[ - ] mmclarencecoltonGood: 1Bad: 52 years ago

Es que quieri sugerir. hehehe ;)

[ - ] lilmisstrixterGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

huh?

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 72 years ago

Because it is not average! *Stabs OP with missing MLIA*

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 1Bad: 52 years ago

I like you. Now please, don't stab me.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 62 years ago

*Thinks about this. Doesn't stab* Everybody gets one no-stab request.

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 1Bad: 72 years ago

Oh noes! Badding terrorists are attacking! Take cover!

[ - ] muzicluver411Good: 0Bad: 42 years ago

*helps istab stab the OP*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 3Bad: 52 years ago

*Stabs muzicluver in the eye* I need no help! And the way you spelled music and lover irks me.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 1Bad: 42 years ago

*applauds iStabber* Don't stab me!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 42 years ago

I hate it when people spell "lover" "luva" or "lova." It just sounds gross. Luva.

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 1Bad: 42 years ago

dont forget l0va.

[ - ] DelusionCafeGood: 3Bad: 32 years ago

Wanna be my lubber bby? ;D

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

Stay away from my initial twin!

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

It looks like it'd sound like "loova".

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 2Bad: 42 years ago

Stop stabbing me!

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 52 years ago

Someone already has a user name similar to this. You ain't original, bud.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 42 years ago

*Pins OP against the wall and repeated stabs in the throat and eyes*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 52 years ago

*repeatedly

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 52 years ago

Ouch.

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 112 years ago

Ouch.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 6Bad: 102 years ago

You wouldn't be able to hear it, then. And where the FUCK is the MLIA? What site are we on, huh? Is this myspace? NOOOO, IT'S MLIA, YOU DUMB IGNORANT IDIOT. Sorry, I had to scream at something.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 72 years ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 5Bad: 42 years ago

choo

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 4Bad: 42 years ago

Bless thou.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

It is alright. You scream to get through these. I stab. We all have our ways.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 1Bad: 32 years ago

*stabs iStabber* That felt amazing...

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

I also sex. *sexes Stabz up*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 4Bad: 32 years ago

*Stabs HXP... with penis*

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

Hot.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

Is it getting hot in here... or is it just you?

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

It's me. I radiate.

[ - ] muzicluver411Good: 0Bad: 32 years ago

sure you do....*pats your hwps back* what ever helps you sleep at night

[ - ] iStabberGood: 3Bad: 22 years ago

Iz gettin' hot in hurrrr, so take off all yo clothes.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 3Bad: 32 years ago

You're pissing me off. Please shut up.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 3Bad: 22 years ago

I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 32 years ago

I meant muzicn00b.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

Obviously. There's no way you could be mad at me. Unless, it's because I bailed after we finished.

[ - ] CynicalGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

If you were yelling you shoulda used "!!!!!!".

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

I left my punctuation for the imagination.

[ - ] writtenXXsinsGood: 4Bad: 22 years ago

Basically the OP is saying: instead of wasting my time making my ring tone cough like a cough or something I put it on silent. Der.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 32 years ago

Der? Otay I see naoo! As if I didn't see it before..

[ - ] writtenXXsinsGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

Der like duh(idunno I do that). & I was Just saying.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

SO you're meaning to say it can cough like something other than a cough.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

You lost a period there OP. You might want to check that out.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 32 years ago

I raped OP. Guess I'm a daddy!

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 32 years ago

I lost the game there, Bela. You might want to check that out.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

*Stabs reply fail and time limit*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 32 years ago

The game?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 32 years ago

GOD DAMN YOU!!

[ - ] GirlsNotGrey13Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Why must you post about the game?! I just lost.

[ - ] canadian-anonymooseGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

Congratulations! Although I can't, for the life of me, imagine why anyone would want anything to do with an OP.

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Hey! Not nice!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago

Have you chosen a name yet? I'm thinking Mariah-Lisa Isabel Anderson

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Either noone got my joke or noone found it funny :( *goes to cry in the corner*

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I... got it... I just didn't have anything to add to it... Sorry I'm not quick witted...

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hey, you shouldn't be sorry at all ;) I just found it a little odd that noone commented nor rated on that post, since I expected SOME response at least. Guess not...

[ - ] GirlsNotGrey13Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago

It's "no one", 2 words. sorry, it irks me.

[ - ] Sk8ynatGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

could be a boy, Michael Lloyd Isaac Anderson?

[ - ] muzicluver411Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

hello(:

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Helloo my fwend! Anything going on?

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Sorry.

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

You should be!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

Wow...

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Someone stole your ending!!

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

*returns the stolen ending* I... I... couldn't help myself! It's just not average!

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

aww.. Take it, and throw it at OP!

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

No!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago

...I kind of like this one...

[ - ] StripedyPolkaDotsGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

...me too.

[ - ] penny_for_your_thoughtsGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I think i do too... maybe

[ - ] iRule2012Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

... As do I.

[ - ] dragonslayer1907Good: 0Bad: 102 years ago

Gosh! I personally like the pencil writing. Plus if you set your phone to silent, then you can't hear it ring. Your classmates are genious

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago

Learn to spell genius. Then you can become one too.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Need some ice, ds, for that BURN?!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

No, but while you're up, can you get me some more water? Thanks, you're a doll.

[ - ] PeanutButtaSammyTimeGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

But the OP, in fact, is an idiot

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

No...

[ - ] PeanutButtaSammyTimeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

wooooooooooahhh! sorry man! didn't see you there!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago

I... put mine on vibrate... not that it matters... no one ever calls me...

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago

I'll call you! Then you can put your vibrating phone in your pants to receive pleasure.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

I get calls and texts from telemarketers. I rather have no one call me.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

I get calls from these random people who ask me if I'm Janice.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

MWHAHAHHAHAHA

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

JANICE?!?! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR YEARS!! Did you get the bread yet?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

I get threatening calls from the IRS. Some douchebag gave them a fake number, and that number turned out to be mine. My dad had to keep calling them back because they thought I was lying when I told them I had no idea what they were talking about...

[ - ] BewussteinslageGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I get texts all the time. In class. From my mother. Who is 51. And I like. Typing in incomplete. Sentences.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

Was I the only one that read "1" as "I" and thought OP was crazy?

[ - ] iamtinkerbellGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

HAHAH Me too!

[ - ] iamtinkerbellGood: 1Bad: 52 years ago

HAHAH Me too!

[ - ] iamtinkerbellGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Sorry I didn't mean to post this twice my computer was going really slow and I clicked twice.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 32 years ago

HAHAH Me too!

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

Triple fail.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 3Bad: 22 years ago

Reading fail.

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 1Bad: 22 years ago

OP is crazy tho.

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 32 years ago

No...

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 3Bad: 22 years ago

*plays some light jazz on the piano*

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 5Bad: 32 years ago

*gets drunk and pukes in the piano*

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 3Bad: 32 years ago

*gets hungry and eats the piano*

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 42 years ago

Mmmm... puke covered piano... delish

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 2Bad: 32 years ago

*sings along with the puking*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 32 years ago

*sprays some light jizz on the piano player*

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 0Bad: 22 years ago

*doesnt particapate in acts*

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

*endeavours with jazz*

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 6Bad: 62 years ago

I leave my phone turned off and in my locker.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

That's pretty badass.

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 0Bad: 32 years ago

You know it.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 2Bad: 12 years ago

I'm sorry I badded you. I just like being the person who puts that 4th bad that causes messages to be covered up. It makes me feel powerful.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'm sure everyone likes having the power to banish comments to the abyss.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Ah, but I was not sent into the badding abyss.

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 1Bad: 22 years ago

i want a new post! i want a new post!

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Me too, me too.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I want a girlfriend! I want a girlfriend! And I want you to capitalize your I's!

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! And I wouldn't mind a boyfriend, either...

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Want to date [!]

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

totally, dude <3

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*Makeout with mmbb *

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*slowly drops trousers*

[ - ] DelusionCafeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I want YOU. To join.

[ - ] penny_for_your_thoughtsGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

uuuhh... I used to keep my phone in my purse on silent, but then today i got a satuday detention so I'm not going to do that anymore. My stupid phone is janky so it went off in class *cries a little bit*

[ - ] PandakoGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

By far the worst is the mosquito sound. Everybody but the teacher can hear it

[ - ] iRule2012Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

IKR!!! It is Soooo annoying, and the teachers have no idea what's going on! We could all be staring directly at the persons phone, but the teacher doesn't hear it or do anything!

[ - ] lakelover97Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

but if your phone is on silent then you dont know when you have texts... unless you look at it a lot but then the teacher notices...

[ - ] ccbmoreGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Pretty average. Most people do put their phones on silent.

[ - ] lilmisstrixterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

thats a good idea...

[ - ] shanster89Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

if it's on silent then you can't hear it when it goes off. I don't think OP understands the reasons why his/her douche classmates changed their ringtones to blend in.

[ - ] heartinmliaGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

This is average. I put my phone on silent. If it wasn't missing the MLIA at the end it would have been a great post.

[ - ] craftypantsGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

I never understand these. Why the hell would you even bring your cell phone to class? What call or text are you expecting that's so friggin important it can't wait until school's out?

[ - ] JibunhimeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Then how will you know when you get a text?

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