MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I was reading MLIA and saw several posts about the Google/Yahoo war, so I went and tried it. I typed "I kicked..." into both. Yahoo gave "I kicked a squirrel." Google gave "I kicked burning terrorist so hard in the balls that I tore a tendon in my foot." Nice try Yahoo, but Google wins yet again.

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[ - ] Squid_surferGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Ow. D:

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

The war is over!

[ - ] KennyCaseyGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

These posts are from months ago. :P MLIA is being slow. :( *cries*

[ - ] whynot406Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

THE WAR IS OVER!

[ - ] Devils_AdvocateGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

M.E.H.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago

Take the MLIA outta your ass, you moron.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago

And here I was, wondering who would win.

[ - ] PeanutButtaSammyTimeGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

hmmm...it seems we're still waiting on the results

[ - ] YouAreAnItch642Good: 3Bad: 12 years ago

I'm so tired of seeing the words "google" and "yahoo" on this website.

[ - ] booyahanchoviepasteGood: 0Bad: 42 years ago

IN my opinion the yahoo google thing never gets old.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

I will stick my foot so far up your ass, the water in my knee will quench your thirst!

[ - ] penny_for_your_thoughtsGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Major Pain!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

You will stab the OP... with your foot?

[ - ] penny_for_your_thoughtsGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Thats totally a line in a movie!

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

OP, go fuck yourself.

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Oh, did it happen to be the Bes.t Day. Ever. ?

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Best.*

[ - ] muzicluver411Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*wacks my self in the head*

[ - ] terminoobGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

*hands V8*

[ - ] canadian-anonymooseGood: 7Bad: 02 years ago

There should be a filter on MLIA that automatically disallows any post with the words 'Google' or 'Yahoo' in them.

[ - ] penny_for_your_thoughtsGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

I agree completly! I mean that would get rid of Mystery Google posts too! It all works out perfectly!

[ - ] penny_for_your_thoughtsGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

Can we just start voting no for these Google/Yahoo battle posts? please...

[ - ] Squid_surferGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

MOOOOOOOO!

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

milk?

[ - ] izabelle_rulesxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

i know. it is just starting to annoy me. everyone knows that google is epic and will always win and is the closest thing to magic and *take bi breath* has awesome appearel and totally takes over the internet and has all the smarties working for it duuhhh so people can just stop writing about it just to get the same results GOSH

[ - ] dumdiddleGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

I'm so goddamn sick of these Google vs. Yahoo posts! Everyone apparently seems to think that Google wins so just drop it!

[ - ] emperortuxGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

The real winner is Bing.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 3Bad: 22 years ago

ASK JEEVES, MOTHERFUCKER!

[ - ] extraordinarilynormalGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

no MLIA. and also- these posts are extremely annoying. we all know google wins. since when is that even a question?

[ - ] qwyrxianGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

not only are these posts lame, they don't even work--i get "i kicked a squirrel" on both google and yahoo.

[ - ] amzwiz87Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago

I just typed I kicked on google and a squirrel came up. I say this story is BS.

[ - ] MistyRyGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

it is BS... i only get i kicked a smurf... not even the weird squirrel one...

[ - ] BringTheRainn999Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Thought this story was over....well might as well go fuck a tree OP.

[ - ] CozypupGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

GOOGLE FTW!!! but we also know who else should of won...COLTS!!!

[ - ] TDMGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

i got "i kicked the arab, i stepped on his head." yikes.

[ - ] whynot406Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I typed that into Google, but I got "I kicked Luis Guzman in the face." GOOGLE WINS! Also, Yahoo admitted defeat a long time ago.

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