MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 23Bad: 12 years ago

10

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 7Bad: 02 years ago

I'd put this at a 7 or so. There have been worse.

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 13Bad: 12 years ago

Getting MLIAs submitted for personal reasons, or to send messages score an automatic 10.

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 5Bad: 12 years ago

*thumbs up*

[ - ] Teh_Grammar_NaziGood: 6Bad: 02 years ago

*Thumbs about 10 degrees to the left of straight up*

[ - ] 0nyxGood: 7Bad: 02 years ago

Also, anything that ends with I love ___

[ - ] Spider_ManGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago

Remember the time where there was HP, Tw*l*ght, AND Walmart. 11.

[ - ] 0nyxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Good times [!]

[ - ] Disturbeded13Good: 30Bad: 22 years ago

Taylor even though I don't know you bro, stay safe and thank you for your service! Congrats as well!

[ - ] NastyGood: 6Bad: 532 years ago

PENIS.

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 25Bad: 482 years ago

Sex before marriage is a sin

[ - ] NastyGood: 14Bad: 282 years ago

No it's not.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 19Bad: 252 years ago

'Tis immoral.

[ - ] Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 18Bad: 162 years ago

and we care...?

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 15Bad: 102 years ago

Never said you did. It's just that a lot of times it can lead to relationship problems and heartache.

[ - ] 0nyxGood: 10Bad: 52 years ago

Experienced..?

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 9Bad: 72 years ago

No. I have not experienced this. I know people that have experienced it, though.

[ - ] Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 6Bad: 42 years ago

Right.>.>

[ - ] band_geek4lifeGood: 21Bad: 42 years ago

obviously they love each other. yea it's wrong but i'm sure you've done some wrong stuff too. everyone does. who are you to judge?

[ - ] whatonearthGood: 3Bad: 72 years ago

i agree

[ - ] heymochimochaGood: 17Bad: 62 years ago

wat is your problom? maybe they're GETTING married after the war

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 9Bad: 342 years ago

Yeah, but war changes people. How does she know that his priorities are gonna be the same? You can't count on these things.

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 13Bad: 382 years ago

Maybe she stole his sperm while he was sleeping and he doesn't know that she was pregnant.

[ - ] RexleGood: 16Bad: 32 years ago

So are you saying that no one should marry a soldier? War changes people and time changes people our life experiences change us. So should no one marry at all?

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 14Bad: 62 years ago

But, you said it was my little princess!

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 11Bad: 32 years ago

No, she said you ARE a little princess. *hands q-tip* Here, use this to clean out your ears.

[ - ] 0nyxGood: 11Bad: 22 years ago

He needs something for his eyes.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 15Bad: 42 years ago

Why is a prince fighting in a war?

[ - ] pieratGood: 11Bad: 32 years ago

He's actually a king. If he got killed, who knows what would happen to his country?

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 13Bad: 42 years ago

Poor country. Then it would be left to rule by OP.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 11Bad: 12 years ago

That just wouldn't do! I think I'd make it a dictatorship. I've always wanted to be a monarch. Or something along those lines.

[ - ] RexleGood: 14Bad: 02 years ago

You guys realize that the English princes really have been serving in Afghanistan right?

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

Yes.

[ - ] RexleGood: 8Bad: 02 years ago

They are fight in war to lead their country and to protect people.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 7Bad: 42 years ago

That's nice. I wouldn't protect people if I was a prince. I would sit inside the palace all day and just wallow in my wealth.

[ - ] mrbeanrulesGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

Wealth isn't very good for wallowing; I've tried. You want to wallow either in mediocrity or a mid-range income.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 7Bad: 32 years ago

Prince Harry. Case and point.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

Only the English...

[ - ] mrbeanrulesGood: 6Bad: 02 years ago

I don't know where you're from, so I might be wrong, but I believe the colloquial expression you are attempting to use is "case in point", not "case and point".

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Prince Harry?

[ - ] RexleGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

The prince of England dear.

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

We also have a William

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 3Bad: 02 years ago

And a Charles. And an Andrew. And an Edward. I could go on.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 3Bad: 02 years ago

*One of the princes. We have many.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

I know, I was suggesting to OP. I'm English and know who the 2nd son of Prince Charles is.

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

Historically, princes received better training than regular soldiers, and fought in plenty of wars.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 9Bad: 12 years ago

This is true. But if I was a prince, I'd rather sit on my lazy ass and get fed grapes by pretty women.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 15Bad: 12 years ago

Or pretty men. Whatever works.

[ - ] Teh_Grammar_NaziGood: 11Bad: 12 years ago

Or both.

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 25Bad: 02 years ago

I don't understand why a CO wouldn't let them check E-mail, but allow MLIA. That's dumb.

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 15Bad: 22 years ago

How else would OP get a fake story posted?

[ - ] RexleGood: 9Bad: 02 years ago

Two years ago soldiers werent allowed to get on Myspace and Facebook. They changed it a while back but maybe his CO stuck with it.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 9Bad: 92 years ago

So he's your boyfriend AND your dad?

[ - ] Teh_Grammar_NaziGood: 4Bad: 172 years ago

Ha!

[ - ] Teh_Grammar_NaziGood: 4Bad: 182 years ago

Ha!

[ - ] Teh_Grammar_NaziGood: 2Bad: 102 years ago

Damn, another double post.

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 4Bad: 112 years ago

Ha!

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 3Bad: 112 years ago

Ha!

[ - ] hurrderpGood: 3Bad: 112 years ago

Ha!

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 13Bad: 12 years ago

I feel bad saying mean stuff about this one >.<

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 7Bad: 02 years ago

Same here. But I'd like to know how OP is going to make sure he keeps his promise.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 52 years ago

*she *her. I should hope, anyway...

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 5Bad: 12 years ago

What? No, he (Taylor) keeps his promise of coming home in one piece. ;D *licks elbow*

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

Hey OP! Whats the capital of Afghanistan[?]

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 3Bad: 72 years ago

Is it eye-raq? HURF DURF

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

Kabul? I actually don't know, but that's my guess.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Capital A :D OP dosent seem to know this though.

[ - ] RexleGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Yes your correct it is Kabul.

[ - ] ismellikechlorineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Not your, you're. As in the conjunction of you and are. You will drive me insane.

[ - ] davidggGood: 13Bad: 32 years ago

Congrats with your girl and support the troops and come back home!

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 2Bad: 92 years ago

Oh dear...

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 8Bad: 182 years ago

You know, you can still be in one piece when you're dead. I mean, the whole, 'Rest In Piece,' thing wouldn't make sense otherwise.

[ - ] Spider_ManGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago

I used to think it ment something scary because I'd only see it written as R.I.P.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*peace

[ - ] Spider_ManGood: 3Bad: 22 years ago

*facepalm* It was a JOKE.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

Doh!

[ - ] Gamer0309Good: 12Bad: 42 years ago

God bless the US Military

[ - ] Teh_Grammar_NaziGood: 5Bad: 232 years ago

No, God Bless Vagina.

[ - ] Gamer0309Good: 2Bad: 72 years ago

That too

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Maybe there is a homophone of piece *stokes chin*

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Peace.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 6Bad: 02 years ago

*strokes. I think stoking it might be a bit more painful.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 6Bad: 42 years ago

OP, you do know that countries are capitilized, right? So "afghanistan" is really Afghanistan.

[ - ] Teh_Grammar_NaziGood: 2Bad: 52 years ago

You know, I think this sounds more like either the Canadian or British military, the US military is mostly stationed in other countries, like Iraq.

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 3Bad: 12 years ago

The US has increased pressure in Afghanistan in hopes of killing more Al-Queda(sp?) members.

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

Al-Qaeda

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Thank You.

[ - ] RexleGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

We have trrops all over Afghanistan. My fience, many of my friends husbands, a several of my friends have been deployed to Afghanistan. I really can only think of a couple people i know who have been deployed to Iraq.

[ - ] RexleGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

By the way I am American.

[ - ] mrbeanrulesGood: 0Bad: 52 years ago

What's a "trrop"? Can I assume you mean troop, or is trrop an obscure US Military term?

[ - ] HogwartsBandGood: 7Bad: 02 years ago

and I'm sure you've NEVER made a typo

[ - ] RexleGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Thank you HogwartsBand.

[ - ] heymochimochaGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

wat are you guys talking about? if his daughter is a PRINCESS then he's a KING

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

Not necessarily. William and Harry are still called prince even though their father is one too.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Well we can tell you don't live in a monarchy. A princess dosent even have to direct lineage from the monarch i.e Princess Alexandra

[ - ] DarlasaurusGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

:)))

[ - ] IlanabooGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

Poor guy, though.. Considering that it takes at least a month for any published story to get through, he'd been a dad for quite a while before he got to know it.. I think I would have settled for a phone call, telegram or even a letter, would have been quite a lot faster..

[ - ] RexleGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

It takes quite awhile for letters to reach Afghanistan, then they have to be sorted in the mail room.

[ - ] Xanadu101Good: 7Bad: 32 years ago

... I hate to break it to everybody, but there isn't a CO in the world that would allow a soldier to read MLIA is s/he wasn't allowed to read e-mail that might be from their family and friends, especially one expecting a child >.> This is fake.

[ - ] CWalters2008Good: 6Bad: 02 years ago

Not necessarily. My husband is currently deployed and their internet will not allow yahoo and other email/ networking sites to load all their content without messing up the connection for everyone so they are not allowed to go to high content sites. MLIA is simple and doesnt use alot of bandwidth to load.

[ - ] yosupkbyeGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

awwwwww!

[ - ] confidence_is_keyGood: 5Bad: 32 years ago

if this is true i think its sweet. but also you obviously should get married first! im not gunna judge thought cuz its not my business..... congrats man and thank you soooo much for serving for your country :D

[ - ] asiansRawesomeGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

if this is true, its beyond sweet and i wish u people the best of luck! if its fake, theres obviously something wrong with u for doing it.....

[ - ] BonJovi821Good: 5Bad: 22 years ago

Even if this were to be real, why wouldn't you include a last name, or maybe your name? I'm sure there's more than one "Taylor" in the ENTIRE army.

[ - ] symiva79Good: 3Bad: 02 years ago

Congrats on the baby girl!

[ - ] pinkgumtasteslikecandlesGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

taylor... like, taylor lautner? cause that's just awesome.

[ - ] iamscoreGood: 2Bad: 52 years ago

No sex before marriage!!

[ - ] caitlilly_1994Good: 1Bad: 12 years ago

why the fuck not?

[ - ] missyoedaGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

oh, grow up the lotta you. congrats taylor :)

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