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Today, I bought a chocolate bar that on the front said "Made in a peanut free facility." When I turned it over to read the back it said "Caution: May contain peanuts." I am thoroughly confused. MLIA
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[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 132 years ago
hi everyone how was yalls weekend
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 5Bad: 22 years ago
Didn't you promise me that you would use proper grammar, capitalization and punctuation?
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 2Bad: 12 years ago
Rut Roe. Someones about to get grammar raped.
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 132 years ago
go ahead grammer rape me i dont care
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 122 years ago
look i really just dont care anymore
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 6Bad: 02 years ago
Mmm... Then kindly GTFO.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 6Bad: 02 years ago
*chants* Get the fuck out get the fuck out get the fuck out!
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 1Bad: 72 years ago
*chants* Screw you Screw you Screw you!!
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago
Wow. I honestly don't give a flying fuck what they do. Do me a favor: bring your attitude WAY down, and stop replying to my comments.
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
O.o Really? Why the hell do people have to be so fucking mean.... Honestly if you have issues with the way she talks and types the don't read her comments jeez.
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 4Bad: 12 years ago
Well, technically wouldn't badding the shit out of something you don't wanna read accomplish the same thing?
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago
We're actually really nice. Honest.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 7Bad: 02 years ago
For the upteenth time: MLIA is not the place to spam about your personal issues, problems and other items of that nature. bouncey is a continuous abuser of this and needs to find other outlets in which she can discuss her issues. She has many e-mails of the other users here but, still, continuously posts about her problems and the like on the comments section anyway. We don't want to hear about it and, yet, she continues. Thus, GTFO or STFU.
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 3Bad: 12 years ago
Very nice, matter o fact. I have some candy over in my van there.
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 62 years ago
kw KISS MY ASS YOU SON OF A BITCH
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago
Funny, since a) I'm a girl and b) ew, you sicko.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago
Das da troof.
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 1Bad: 32 years ago
I can see your point, but you don't have to be a prick about it.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago
Was I a prick? No. I asked a question since bouncey had promised me that she would use proper grammar, punctuation and spelling in the past. This constitutes as being a prick? Wow, I must be using the dictionary wrong.
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 1Bad: 52 years ago
kw your just such a bitch, sure ive brought my personal life here with me but ive always tried to be nice to everyone, and all i get for it is bitched at
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago
Again, because this is not the place for that. You've talked to a counselor at least once, do it there, not here.
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago
...and then they kissed?
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 52 years ago
the counciler only has one day a week for me and i Really am in pain right now, im sorry for being so mean for a bit there your not a bitch, your just alittle mean to me
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
I've actually been a HELL of a lot nicer to you than to other people on here. And I *am* a bitch, by nature.
 
[ - ]  AJandersonGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago
Q: Does complaining about your personal problems on the Internet help you solve them in any way? A: No.
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 1Bad: 32 years ago
you have been alot nicer and well im sorry i always bring my personal life here i just dont know were to take it sometimes, like when the counciler is gone and my friends arent on there email
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 42 years ago
aj i would be dead right now if i didnt complain on here
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago
Sorry bouncey, but we all get a little defensive when someone shows up and doesn't use grammar in the slightest. It's kind of the norm for around here, and we like it.
 
[ - ]  DFRA4LYFEGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Weren't you leaving forever?
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 32 years ago
well im sorry about my grammar i just dont feel it necessary anymore
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
bouncey, this is why they invented crisis lines. I'm sure that there is one in your area; perhaps you should Google other alternatives to MLIA in your local area, such as crisis lines, free psych clinics or even chatrooms that are concerned with these topics.
 
[ - ]  AJandersonGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
I agree with Nonagon. I can't take people seriously unless they use proper grammar.
 
[ - ]  DFRA4LYFEGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago
bouncey, You weren't going to kill yourself. You're a lying attention whore
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 32 years ago
dfra i almost did kill myself shut up and leave me alone, i am not an attention whore
 
[ - ]  DFRA4LYFEGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
You really did almost kill yourself? :-(
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 42 years ago
i really almost did and im still thinking about it, im broken so um please dont break something thats already broken
 
[ - ]  DFRA4LYFEGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago
Oh...I thought that you weren't serious. If you really are, then I only have to say that your death wouldn't affect the world much at all. You're unimportant and useless.
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 1Bad: 42 years ago
your right and thats why im probably gonna do it
 
[ - ]  DFRA4LYFEGood: 3Bad: 22 years ago
get someone to post pictures
 
[ - ]  AJandersonGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago
I think the posting of your problems on the Internet isn't helping you, bouncey.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
GODDAMMIT don't listen to DFRA! He's a bigass n00b! Anyways, we'd all be responsible for your death, and I don't want that hanging over my head. In the big picture, we're all, for the most part, unimportant; that doesn't mean we should all end our lives!
 
[ - ]  DFRA4LYFEGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago
bouncey is unimportant even by subjective human standards.
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 3Bad: 02 years ago
Hails DFRA.
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 92 years ago
you are a bitch i nicely ask how everyones weekend was and all you have to say is gtfo, im always so nice to all of yall but you know what I HATE ALL OF YOU NO ONE HERE IS A GOOD PERSON, GET A LIFE OR A HEART WHICH EVER COMES FIRST
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago
No, see now you're using to much shift. You need to find the middle ground.
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 62 years ago
fuck you
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago
Well, if you insist. I usually don't move that fast, but for you...
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago
Owned.
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 32 years ago
Pretty awesome :]
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 82 years ago
im not so good im still grieving over the break up
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 32 years ago
I'm sorry
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago
OP hurt itself in its confusion!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
...Don't tease me with your lies.
 
[ - ]  youbigboyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Here Have a prisim berry
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Ok, don't get TOO friendly with the shift key! Geez!
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
*Chuckles* I just noticed that, too.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
It's a CAUTION, ya idiot.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
KWin, I'm going to the doctors today :/
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I sents you an e-mail. =/
 
[ - ]  PerfectenpointeGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
*Behaves self*
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
*pats on head*
 
[ - ]  PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
That was actually for KW but thank you.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
*hair ruffle* Good job. Please continue to behave yourself as I would greatly appreciate it.
 
[ - ]  PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
*sniff* Okay.
 
[ - ]  PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Redo from last post: HI everyone! I'm Back!
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 3Bad: 22 years ago
Shut up OP. If you are confused then you should give some debate to ending your life.
 
[ - ]  youbigboyGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Hi I am now using the shift key KW
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago
Good. Introduce yourself to the punctuation keys yet?
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Yawn. Bo-ring.
 
[ - ]  youbigboyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Are you still in bed AA
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Still in bed? I haven't been in bed for almost twenty four hours.. I'm at work.
 
[ - ]  PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
Ever thought of raping taco bell for a living....
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
What the fuck?
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I yawned when I read that.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Ha!
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
*looks up from cereal* agreed. If OP was confused about something as simple as that, how did they ever figure out how to submit a story?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
You just reminded me that there are pancakes downstairs...*goes to get breakfast*
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
There are pancakes downstairs? *goes to check*
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
They weren't any. *teary eyed*
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Mmm. . .pancakes. . .
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I have pancakes now. Buttermilk. You are all now jealous.
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Yes, yes we are.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
*steals pancakes and runs* Not anymore!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I already ate them. They were delicious. ^.^
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
You lucky... All the food at my dad's house has to be Gluten and Casein free.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I live in a dorm; I eat what I want.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
You. . .you ate dem? *runs away sobbing*
 
[ - ]  SquiggilyGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago
The creature known as the OP seems to be very easily confused.
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 3Bad: 72 years ago
What I learned from these comments: bouncy annoys me, she also seems to want to have sex, she disliked K-dubes, and she lacks the intellect to use the shift and punctuation keys.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Play nice. I'm minimizing this.
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Fine. I'm in a bad mood.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Play nice, DA.
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Meh. Nobody good this. It was a little too mean.
 
[ - ]  live4onceGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
It is beyond comprehension what any of you think your doing. Isn't there something past your computer to keep you occupied. I've looked at these chats long enough to see that all of you have hung out around MLIA for way too long. How can you seriously argue with eachother about the mental state of bouncey and whoever else when you're all staring at your computer doing nothing with your life? All of you need to go outside or something.
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 3Bad: 12 years ago
You need to open up your mouth and let my penis in.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Ohhhhh snap!
 
[ - ]  live4onceGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
That first comment made you look terrible considering you have no idea how old I am.
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago
*adds to list of things I don't care about*
 
[ - ]  live4onceGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
*rips up list and lectures "a-dawg" on manners*
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago
*runs away crying*
 
[ - ]  live4onceGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
So now that I've assimilated myself to MLIA's culture, tell me people, why do you do this?
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Shits and Giggles.
 
[ - ]  derpaderpGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Did you not notice that you were sat at your computer, arguing on the internet about the lives of people who probably have nothing better to do then spend 5 seconds commenting on a site and then do nothing else, bitching someone out because it's fun? I think you need to review your comment. AND MAYBE GO OUTSIDE OR SOMETHING AND FIND SOMETHING PAST YOUR COMPUTER TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED.
 
[ - ]  MelyMASSACREGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
GOOD POINT! *Thumbs up.* ;D
 
[ - ]  MelyMASSACREGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
I'd be confused too. :/
 
[ - ]  spenelli123Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I don't know what to think. On one hand it's average- it seems that everyone gets confused by that... but on the other hand, it's really sad that people have to keep mentioning their confusion... AND if I had a third hand, I would point out that it is also sad that companies think people are so stupid that they have to tell people that a can of nuts has nuts in it... hm.
 
[ - ]  kensie24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
my brother is so allergic to peanuts that he could die from the smell so we've learned a bit about this subject. Some companies such as Hershey's are starting to produce candy in peanut-free plants so that kids with allergies can have candy too. They still put the peanut disclaimer on the back just to keep from being sued in the impossible event that someone had went into anaphalactic shock after eating their product.
 

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