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Today, I opened a carton of butter. Underneath the top, there was a card that said, "This carton has been opened." Thanks for clearing that up for me, butter. MLIA
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andydawg8891
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2 years ago
If you remove the penultimate sentience this would be a good post.
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Poison
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2 years ago
I hate when there's that unnecessary last sentence..
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AlexisAcula
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2 years ago
I hate when I'm really tired but can't do anything about it because I still have an hour and a half left of work..
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andydawg8891
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2 years ago
*hug* I have 7.5 hours left, although I just got here about an hour ago (8a.m est)
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AlexisAcula
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2 years ago
Yeah, it's six in the AM here, I work four tens overnight. Blegh.
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andydawg8891
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2 years ago
That's rough, what do you do? (I'm a Mechanical Designer)
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AlexisAcula
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2 years ago
I work at a retirement community. I'm overnight front desk/security/emergency caregiver.
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Mobile
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2 years ago
Did I mention how much I want to have a girlfriend with hair like yours? Can I marry just your hair?
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Nonagon
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2 years ago
*awkward glance at Mobile*
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AlexisAcula
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2 years ago
It's from an earlier post, first we were on the topic of clothes, then hair.
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TheSaneManiac
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2 years ago
*awkward glance at Nonagon who is glancing awkwardly at Mobile*
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Nonagon
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2 years ago
Ahh. I stopped reading all the posts a month or two ago, so I had no idea.
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AlexisAcula
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2 years ago
Haha, yes you did, and I'll ask my practically husband, I'm sure we could work something out. Lolololol.
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Nonagon
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2 years ago
Hey there Poison!
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Poison
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2 years ago
Hi Nonagon.
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Nonagon
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2 years ago
Are you just waking up or still awake? Then again, I don't know what time zone you're in. . .
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Nonagon
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2 years ago
No problem, human.
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TheSaneManiac
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2 years ago
Aww! Poor OP! Talking to inanimate object... *shakes head sadly*
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Perfectenpointe
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2 years ago
HI EVERYONE! i'M BBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
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andydawg8891
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2 years ago
........who the hell are you.........?
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TheSaneManiac
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2 years ago
The better question is, who the hell are YOU?
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andydawg8891
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2 years ago
Just an average Troll.
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TheSaneManiac
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2 years ago
Oh. Ok then! Hello there!
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andydawg8891
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2 years ago
*waves*
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Nonagon
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2 years ago
*Stares at andy* in that case, I'll have to bad you.
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Devils_Advocate
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2 years ago
Agreed.
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TheSaneManiac
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2 years ago
*whispers* I don't think he knows the definition of "troll" there, Nonagon. That's why I'm letting him survive.
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andydawg8891
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2 years ago
Sorry, I'm not quite awake yet.... I'll get to insulting you people and discussing raping your mothers dead corpse soon as I get woken up a bit.
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Devils_Advocate
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Ah. Ok then.
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TheSaneManiac
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2 years ago
Time to start badding the self-proclaimed troll...
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andydawg8891
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2 years ago
Bad away, I'll be giving the bad your mom tonight. Full on, doggy style.
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leelee403
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2 years ago
*grabs PA speaker* Ladies and gentlemen, we have a passenger who doesn't know who s/he is.
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AlexisAcula
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2 years ago
Yeah, have we met?
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Nonagon
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2 years ago
Who are you?
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TheSaneManiac
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Nobody knows you...
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Mobile
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I remember you. Sort of.
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Perfectenpointe
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I'm mostly on later, that's why.
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KWinchester
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Mobs doesn't sleep, so your argument is invalid.
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TheSaneManiac
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Their argument isn't the only thing that's invalid... *whispers* they are too.
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Nonagon
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She was the one spamming about the elite dancing commenters.
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KWinchester
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*scowl* Are you going to continue to be a n00b and rape your keyboard or are you going to behave?
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youbigboy
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i will behave
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KWinchester
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Utilize your Shift and punctuation keys, please. They are not there for decoration.
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youbigboy
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but they look like pretty colors
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KWinchester
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They want to be your friends, dammit! Introduce yourself!
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youbigboy
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hi shift key i am ybb
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TheSaneManiac
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Don't worry, K-Dubs. I got this covered. *calls Keyboard Rape Prevntion Program*
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youbigboy
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are you sure taht youre insane not sane
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TheSaneManiac
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*sighs* I don't have the patience to deal with n00bs today.
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Nonagon
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Nor do I. I'm still eating breakfast and I don't wanna be bothered.
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youbigboy
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Really sorry did not know.
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Devils_Advocate
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*Are *that *you're... From there I can't make heads or tails of that sentence.
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Nonagon
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A rough translation: Are you sure that you aren't insane? It was a pathetic attempt at a sentence. . .
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Perfectenpointe
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*ahem* Sorry, bit of a spaz moment there.
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KWinchester
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*crosses arms over chest and raises eyebrow*
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that_girl
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....Did I show up at a bad time...? O.o
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Perfectenpointe
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*Looks for next post*
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youbigboy
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yes you did *raises eyebrow at T.B
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youbigboy
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*raises both eyebrows*
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KWinchester
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Yeah, you better look at me in fear.
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that_girl
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O.O ..... I think I did.... :[
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bouncey
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hey that girl
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that_girl
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Ello :]
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bouncey
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new post meet you there
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youbigboy
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sorrry didn't knowthat i had do be scared *pretends to look frightened*
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youbigboy
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Hi what is going on
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MelyMASSACRE
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Good job! :D
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