MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
Today, I opened a carton of butter. Underneath the top, there was a card that said, "This carton has been opened." Thanks for clearing that up for me, butter. MLIA
#665673 Comments: 67 Vote: average 3744meh 316Share 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 1Bad: 22 years ago
If you remove the penultimate sentience this would be a good post.
 
[ - ]  PoisonGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
I hate when there's that unnecessary last sentence..
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I hate when I'm really tired but can't do anything about it because I still have an hour and a half left of work..
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago
*hug* I have 7.5 hours left, although I just got here about an hour ago (8a.m est)
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Yeah, it's six in the AM here, I work four tens overnight. Blegh.
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago
That's rough, what do you do? (I'm a Mechanical Designer)
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I work at a retirement community. I'm overnight front desk/security/emergency caregiver.
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Did I mention how much I want to have a girlfriend with hair like yours? Can I marry just your hair?
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
*awkward glance at Mobile*
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
It's from an earlier post, first we were on the topic of clothes, then hair.
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
*awkward glance at Nonagon who is glancing awkwardly at Mobile*
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Ahh. I stopped reading all the posts a month or two ago, so I had no idea.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Haha, yes you did, and I'll ask my practically husband, I'm sure we could work something out. Lolololol.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Hey there Poison!
 
[ - ]  PoisonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Hi Nonagon.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Are you just waking up or still awake? Then again, I don't know what time zone you're in. . .
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
No problem, human.
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Aww! Poor OP! Talking to inanimate object... *shakes head sadly*
 
[ - ]  PerfectenpointeGood: 1Bad: 42 years ago
HI EVERYONE! i'M BBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 2Bad: 32 years ago
........who the hell are you.........?
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
The better question is, who the hell are YOU?
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 42 years ago
Just an average Troll.
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Oh. Ok then! Hello there!
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 22 years ago
*waves*
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
*Stares at andy* in that case, I'll have to bad you.
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Agreed.
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
*whispers* I don't think he knows the definition of "troll" there, Nonagon. That's why I'm letting him survive.
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 42 years ago
Sorry, I'm not quite awake yet.... I'll get to insulting you people and discussing raping your mothers dead corpse soon as I get woken up a bit.
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Ah. Ok then.
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Time to start badding the self-proclaimed troll...
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 22 years ago
Bad away, I'll be giving the bad your mom tonight. Full on, doggy style.
 
[ - ]  leelee403Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago
*grabs PA speaker* Ladies and gentlemen, we have a passenger who doesn't know who s/he is.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Yeah, have we met?
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Who are you?
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Nobody knows you...
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I remember you. Sort of.
 
[ - ]  PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I'm mostly on later, that's why.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
Mobs doesn't sleep, so your argument is invalid.
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Their argument isn't the only thing that's invalid... *whispers* they are too.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
She was the one spamming about the elite dancing commenters.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
*scowl* Are you going to continue to be a n00b and rape your keyboard or are you going to behave?
 
[ - ]  youbigboyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
i will behave
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Utilize your Shift and punctuation keys, please. They are not there for decoration.
 
[ - ]  youbigboyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
but they look like pretty colors
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
They want to be your friends, dammit! Introduce yourself!
 
[ - ]  youbigboyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
hi shift key i am ybb
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Don't worry, K-Dubs. I got this covered. *calls Keyboard Rape Prevntion Program*
 
[ - ]  youbigboyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
are you sure taht youre insane not sane
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
*sighs* I don't have the patience to deal with n00bs today.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Nor do I. I'm still eating breakfast and I don't wanna be bothered.
 
[ - ]  youbigboyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Really sorry did not know.
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
*Are *that *you're... From there I can't make heads or tails of that sentence.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
A rough translation: Are you sure that you aren't insane? It was a pathetic attempt at a sentence. . .
 
[ - ]  PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
*ahem* Sorry, bit of a spaz moment there.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
*crosses arms over chest and raises eyebrow*
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
....Did I show up at a bad time...? O.o
 
[ - ]  PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
*Looks for next post*
 
[ - ]  youbigboyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
yes you did *raises eyebrow at T.B
 
[ - ]  youbigboyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
*raises both eyebrows*
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Yeah, you better look at me in fear.
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
O.O ..... I think I did.... :[
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
hey that girl
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Ello :]
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
new post meet you there
 
[ - ]  youbigboyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
sorrry didn't knowthat i had do be scared *pretends to look frightened*
 
[ - ]  youbigboyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
Hi what is going on
 
[ - ]  MelyMASSACREGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
Good job! :D
 

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