MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, my brother told me he had to write a paper for his English class about something that impacted his life. Most kids wrote about something serious, such as a relative who had died of cancer. My brother wrote about how when he was a little kid, one time at the fair a pig got out of its cage and chased him. He got an A. I love my brother. MLIA.

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[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*yawn* Monday morning boring posts. I bet he got a c-.

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Now, that's an average grade.

[ - ] CowboyshategiantsGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hi suck cock. Mik r u a man if you r than lets fuck

[ - ] mikecurtin94Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

im both pussy and dick

[ - ] CowboyshategiantsGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

mik suck my dick u little hot pussy

[ - ] mikecurtin94Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

oh fucking yah

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Is this a gay thing??? i mean which of you is the guy????????

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

lol seriously

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

awkward

[ - ] mikecurtin94Good: 0Bad: 22 years ago

i need someone one to suck my fuck dick and my name is mik

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

WTF???!! woah now ya'll need to calm down i know mcdonalds stories can be erotic but calm down before you jizz yourself

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Lol i told you about sticking in an electrical socket.. Don't keep doin it

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

sorry it was too tempting

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'm not payin for ya hispital bill next time...

[ - ] CowboyshategiantsGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

I will fuck it for ya

[ - ] mikecurtin94Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Dude your a fucking creep!!!!

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

i agree i really do agree 100%

[ - ] CowboyshategiantsGood: 0Bad: 32 years ago

pusssssssssssssssssssssy

[ - ] mikecurtin94Good: 0Bad: 42 years ago

i want to eat your pussy ratgirl

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

mike...nooo...your a freak...calm down! i don't need you for that. nor want that from you cuz your scaring me

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Probably

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

lol yeah cuz somehow i still got my ex for that

[ - ] CowboyshategiantsGood: 0Bad: 42 years ago

Niggers can go to hell

[ - ] mikecurtin94Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

im a niger ill fucking kick your ass through it in a creek and eat you

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Hey dummy you spelled "THROW" wrong....

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago

good cuz you need to go to hell for being creepy about me...

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

Also "nigger" has 2 G'S... gOD CAN'T YOU SPELL

[ - ] CowboyshategiantsGood: 0Bad: 32 years ago

Hi i am bi sexual

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 3Bad: 02 years ago

good for u

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 1Bad: 52 years ago

lol one time i had gone to wisconsin and my cousin's neighbor had alot of weird animals and there was this white donkey and it pinned me against the fence and started rubbing its head up and down me ferousciously...i felt sooo violated and my mom took a picture of it and on bing when you type in my name its the first picture to show up

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

ok then.... Wow

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

yes pillow baby even though you are sitting next to me right now you still commented after me...congratulations...

[ - ] derpaderpGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Congratulations to you for not being able to figure out the reply button.

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

your a penis....rather than a dick the technical term should be penis

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Dick dirk same thing your still an asshole.. But ya know what you're missin out on my..... Ninja Skilllzzzzz....

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

lol i love that video...maybe we should be doing our business classwork right now

[ - ] derpaderpGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oh noooo you called me a bad name on the internet for making you feel stupid :'C

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

what penis? thats a great word

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'll comment after you now. Even thought I'm at least 2000 miles away.

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Lol this class sux..... AAAAhhhhhh ma brain is melting.. Oh and pillow baby is ma boyfriend... I'm guetto baby:)

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

now i feel dumb thanx lol

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Its ok i'm not the brightest crayon in the box eihter It's ok. I'm not the brightest crayon un the bix either...

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

??!! wtf you just typed that twice??!!!

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

I did? whoops my baaaad.

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 22 years ago

lol maybe i didn't wanna click the reply button. And I am glad that you are at least 2000 miles away. WAIT A MINUTE!!! how do you know how far away you are from me!?? I NEVER said i lives in Wisconsin!!

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'm just that good.

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Now I feel like you might be stalking me.....

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Just being a Troll.

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

a troll....gosh i know a chick that looks like a troll she was weird and had puffy hair....i dont know how to take my picture off of bing

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

You don't use a computer much do you.

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

LAWN GNOMEZ ARE ATTACKING!!!!!!

[ - ] derpaderpGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

:/ awkward... amadeus laugh...

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

his line for his face was straight

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

andy i use it alot...but im a facebook junkie lol and i spend half my time teaching my mom ho to use it i never got around to bing yet

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I understand. Anyway, I wasn't too far off with the 2000 mile estimate. I live in PA.

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

yes that is indeed far from me for i have visited there too ...it was a long drive...we shoulda flown there

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Penn State 4 Life

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

?? ok uh? penis?

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Your mom is a ho?????????

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

indeed she is

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

WoooooooW!!!!!!!! How much does she charge!!!!jk

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

she's free hun you know how bad she needs to get laid

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Sadly i do... But that aint my job... i got two hoes of my own to deal with... Wait!! youre one of them...

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Why wouldn't he get an A? Obviously it impacted his life, at least when he was little, and if it was written well he deserves an A, even if the topic was stupid.

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

omg!! i am one of your hoes!!! yay!!! lol

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

shweet!!!!! halim quit on me but he said i have an infinite amount of freebies lol

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

that sucks lol imma bout to type these questions in on bing..im having a hard time answering them..business classs is sooo gay

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

ding we have a winner

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

btw this sucks idk how to type them in on bing

[ - ] OHEMEFGEEGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

hahahaha, this made me 'LOL' out loud :D

[ - ] craftypantsGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Lives cannot be "impacted." If your *English* teacher asked you to write a paper about something that "impacted" your life you should smack them in the face for being a shitty teacher.

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