MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Yes.

[ - ] InsertSomethingGood: 3Bad: 142 years ago

You know what? No.

[ - ] InsertSomethingGood: 1Bad: 182 years ago

You know what? No.

[ - ] InsertSomethingGood: 1Bad: 172 years ago

You know what? No.

[ - ] InsertSomethingGood: 1Bad: 182 years ago

You know what? No.

[ - ] InsertSomethingGood: 1Bad: 172 years ago

You know what? No.

[ - ] InsertSomethingGood: 11Bad: 12 years ago

sorry quadruple post. D; i feel so ashamed

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

*inserts something somewhere unpleasant*

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

How could you put that stick of butter in their ear..?

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

It was a quad fail! How could I not?

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*quint

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Oh alright. Carry on. *hands a loaf of bread* You know where this goes, I assume.

[ - ] cosnersGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*grabs it and proceeds to eat it*

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

In my mouth, of course. *noms*

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

*slaps cosners* THAT IS NOT YOURS.

[ - ] InsertSomethingGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

i deserved it. stupid laptop. this is why i need a mac

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

It's not your computer. It's the site. Happens to lots of people.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*flaunts mac*

[ - ] nomx3xDGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Notice the coincidence that you got the same rating on them...almost.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Quintuple actually. You almost tied the record.

[ - ] InsertSomethingGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

damn. i failed again. i should go to fmylife.

[ - ] nomx3xDGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

Was that to be the first commenter, or were you saying yes to the ""Do you shower with your clothes on because you're uncomfortable with your body?" part?

[ - ] InsertSomethingGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

No. She wanted to be first.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

I was saying yes to the brothers question.

[ - ] InsertSomethingGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Never mind then

[ - ] nomx3xDGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Ah. ok. It could go either way.

[ - ] OnAStickGood: 3Bad: 22 years ago

Seems more like an FML to me...

[ - ] cosnersGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

No, it was a funny situation for OP. I don't get how this could be an FML.

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

Your brother needs your permission to use the toilet? What the hell?

[ - ] InsertSomethingGood: 3Bad: 22 years ago

'Cause the OP was shaving?

[ - ] nomx3xDGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Maybe the borther was just polite...

[ - ] nomx3xDGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

brother...

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

You missed the point there.

[ - ] nomx3xDGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

I believe I did.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

I'd be pissed if I were in the bathroom and one of my siblings barged in without asking.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

I guess it's good there is no stupid sounding sentance at the end.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Sentence.

[ - ] zmcgGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

Verb tense -.-

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

... where?

[ - ] iStabberGood: 3Bad: 22 years ago

Wait, so what you're saying is you WEREN'T taking a shower? Just trying to make sure, because it wasn't clear. *Stabs OP in the legs*

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

No no no, she was JUST shaving. Just shaving. That's all, just shaving. Her legs. Shaving them.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Oh. I guess I missed the part where she said that. It's really subtle.

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

I had to search for it with a magnifying glass. It was hard.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

You need to get your i's checked.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

I lost my iGlasses at the strip club.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

... And your mom says "hi".

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Maybe you should go on a diet, OP.

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago

"No, I shower with my clothes on because you're in here, perv."

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

My love!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Hi there, darling. What's new?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Nothing. I have to go to the doctors tomorrow :/

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Oh no! Are you sick?? I'm gonna be a doctor one day! :)

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Yay! Umm I don't know...my iron pill doesn't seem to be working so they're going to check for other things now.

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Oh strange. Are you anemic? I hope you'll be okayyyy!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Yes, I am. But yeah, they might end up checking my bone marrow which will suck.

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Oh yeah that would totally suck. Tell the doctor you want him to kiss it better and then insist that it always worked when your mom did it. Also, I wish there was a more reliable way for us to talk. :)

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Eh, I hate the doctors so I don't talk very much when I'm there. Haha. But yes, that would be nice.

[ - ] nomx3xDGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Dude! That sucks! Do you guys know each other?

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Haha oh no you're going to hate future-me! And not really, nom. Just internetally.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Well, I only hate the doctors because they're always taking my blood, and I hate needles haha.

[ - ] nomx3xDGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Thought so. Still, that would be pretty amazing....I get what you mean. Internal connections are the best.

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

I'm sorry, that sucks. :( So what else is new? Anything exciting going on?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

My birthday is next month!

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago

MLIIncest

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

Your life is incest? Disturbing.

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

So was your mom last night. I was talking about RBBs comment ^^

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Disturbing? Or sexy?

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Hmm, that's a tough decision. I'ma have to stick with disturbing.

[ - ] rattamattafragalaphiaGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

Prude!!! Ha ha, no, I actually agree with you here. Even though I'm from Tennessee...

[ - ] nomx3xDGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Oh my.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

Thanks for claryfying the shaving thing twice.

[ - ] MobileGood: 5Bad: 22 years ago

Your body is good enough for me. *rapes body* Happy?

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Rapes body = molests. Is that a better term? How about gropes? No? Does firmly caress suit your liking?

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

*raises hand* I like the firmly caressing one.

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

I like bodily rape. Pretend I said firmly caress.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

*goods*

[ - ] nomx3xDGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Much better

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Me too. It has a nice ring to it.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

I prefer "fondles lovingly".

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

But I didn't do that.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

So he was completely okay with peeing while he assumed you were bathing. *shudders*

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

She was peeing in the shower whilst he was peeing in the toilet. It was a family pee-fest.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

That sounds scandalous.

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

You said that and I heard it in the voice of the Ashleys from the show Recess. I used to love that cartoon.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Oh my gosh. You just reminded me of my childhood. Wasn't that a movie too?

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Indeed it was. I think ninjas took over their school. I wonder if that show is on DVD anywhere.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

A jamborpee!

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

A hootenanpee. I was reaching on that one.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Andy Sixx is so good looking! <3

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

*crosses out Andy Sixx and replaces with RBB*

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hahaha I <3 you.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*inserts an "and TMPM" after RBB's name*

[ - ] ProceedGood: 5Bad: 92 years ago

Today I wanted my legs wet. I had lingerie on. My 10-year-old brother came in. I let him. And while he was going at it he says, "I am uncomfortable with your body." I put my penis in his vag. I'm a girl. MLIA

[ - ] ailiriciriliaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

My mom thinks I shower with clothes on... =/

[ - ] imcerealGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

...did anyone notice that it was a Fred quote?

[ - ] jodisaurrGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Did it ever occur to you that people DO watch Fred on Youtube? Maybe that's why the kid said it. I quote from Fred sometimes too...

[ - ] sunnyteaGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I lol'd.

[ - ] alexisssGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

So you stayed in the bathroom while your brother was peeing? Ew.

[ - ] xxMyLifeIsTooAveragexxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

100th Commment!!!! Woooo!! :DD -.- not that it matters...

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