MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 7Bad: 12 years ago

I wish the voice of God would speak to me at all, good or bad

[ - ] bounceyGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

i miss kg

[ - ] GortehGood: 5Bad: 82 years ago

Your mom is a creeper and needs to get friends.

[ - ] XdevilsXangelXGood: 7Bad: 42 years ago

I wish my mom was that cool......

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 3Bad: 32 years ago

That's pretty hilarious huck huck huck.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 8Bad: 12 years ago

This would be the ugly duckling that never got kissed.

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 5Bad: 72 years ago

She got nailed and had a kid, but never kissed.

[ - ] GortehGood: 2Bad: 32 years ago

Well the #1 rule with prostitues is to not kiss them...

[ - ] GortehGood: 1Bad: 72 years ago

Well the #1 rule with prostitues is to not kiss them...

[ - ] GortehGood: 1Bad: 82 years ago

Well the #1 rule with prostitues is to not kiss them...

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago

Number two is to spell it correctly.

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Eh, just noticed I spelled prostitutes wrong, thanks for pointing that out.

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

OK guys I'm goin for the record...

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

You do that.

[ - ] leelee403Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

GO ha1eem!

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

damn didnt work

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Eh, I just got a triple post.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

You can do it!

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

*can't

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

OK guys I'm goin for the record...

[ - ] HankerStankerFiveGood: 0Bad: 62 years ago

A few days ago, to make me feel better while I was in the ER, my mom was telling stories about her college days. Apparently, when boys would escort their girlfriends back to the girls dorm and looked like they were about to kiss them, my mom would be at her window with a megaphone saying, "I am the voice of God. Go for it." Oh, mom. How I love you. MLIA.

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

you didn't change it?

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Why?

[ - ] HankerStankerFiveGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

no particular reason. oh well.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

I didn't know you could hook a megaphone to your writing slate back then.

[ - ] XdevilsXangelXGood: 2Bad: 32 years ago

simply rude. Fail.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

It is not simply rude. It is incredibly rude, because nobody cares if I make "old" jokes about the OP's mom.

[ - ] GortehGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

Simply a retarded n00b. It isn't a fail, we all insult the OPs and their families.

[ - ] IHaveFreePiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

This one is on the borderline of average and meh for me. It's leaning more toward meh.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 6Bad: 12 years ago

Tody, I was standing in front of the girl dorm, trying to decide whether to rape her or not. Then I heard the voice of God, telling me to 'go for it.' Yes sir. MLIA.

[ - ] leelee403Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Haha this is a work of genius.

[ - ] XdevilsXangelXGood: 1Bad: 32 years ago

perfect indeed. Except in spelling.

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Eh, well his son did get it on with a whore.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 72 years ago

So did he. I mean seriously, who believes Mary was a virgin? Ever hear of CONDOMS YOU SLUT!?!

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

Because those weren't invented back then?

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 42 years ago

Jesus freaks find her to be a virgin, I don't.

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

HEY HEY TAKE IT EASY! and besides Gorty, Mary was the MOTHER of God's son

[ - ] GortehGood: 2Bad: 42 years ago

Whatever, Mary of Magdelen, or however it's spelled, was a whore and I think she was the one Jesus married or something like that.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

And where did you gather this information?

[ - ] GortehGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

I hear these things from people.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

Well their info is false. There are no accounts anywhere of Jesus being married. They found records of men named "Jesus" being married but that was a popular name then.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

What are you talking about?

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

here i go....

[ - ] leelee403Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

fail :(

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

dammit! maybe some other time when my internet is SLOW �_�

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Eh, my internet's too fast to get more than a triple post.

[ - ] leelee403Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

That looks really cool with the question mark boxes :)

[ - ] bounceyGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

i swear if i throw up one more time im going to scream

[ - ] bounceyGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

ugh hateing im this

[ - ] IHaveFreePiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Now I'm watching Medium.

[ - ] imsonothardcoreGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

MEH. This is not average.

[ - ] PalomaGood: 2Bad: 32 years ago

i think it's cute.

[ - ] GortehGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

I think you aren't.

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 42 years ago

I think you aren't.

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 2Bad: 22 years ago

8.5

[ - ] quieropanquequesGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

meh...

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