MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] ichitasticGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

I have done this before. :|

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 3Bad: 02 years ago

I haven't, can we go slow? I'm scared.

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 5Bad: 22 years ago

Yes OP, your initial feeling was correct.

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

who (doesn't) do that?

[ - ] GortehGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

I don't, given a lack of birthmarks that look like bugs. Or any birthmarks for that matter.

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I have the same problem. No Birthmarks.

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Yep - no birthmarks for me either. Several scars, but no birthmarks.

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I have a scar from when I was seven when I fell off my bike in the road. How'd you get your scars?

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

$10 says kinky sex...

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Chicken pox. Theres about two tiny indentations on my cheeks, but they become lost during the summer when my freckles start showing ^_^

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Chicken pox, kinky sex, same thing!

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

You owe me $10, andy. I've never had chicken pox, I heard it's itchy though....

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oh yeah, and one on my hand - sandwich making accident. And some from kinky sex.

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

That kinky sex was with me, the scars help you remember it longer. *sexy wink*

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Chicken pox is nas-tay.

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Damn right it was, baby! *return wink*

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Ooh, it sounds like I was replying to Tots *giggle*

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

all I have is a big freckle on my ankle

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Freckle on an ankle, that's pretty hot.

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

well an unattractive woman can't be part of your pirate crew I'm guessing

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hahaha, capt'n Andy takes all participants! But to be my number 1 wench you have to be pretty smexy, or make one hell of a bologna sammich.

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Pirate crew? CAN I JOIN?! I have my own hat - really! *cheesy grin*

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*presents sandwich with bologna, pickle slices, tomatoes, cheese and mayo* will this do Captain?

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Welcome aboard!

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Tis a good day, added another wench to the crew, and found a woman who can make a hell of a sammich!

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'm proud to be upped to "woman" status

[ - ] leelee403Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Ditto. Except I have hole things in my head.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

ears?

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

ears?

[ - ] IHaveFreePiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Nostrils?

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Eyebrow?

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

ears?

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

ears?

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

ears?

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

ears?

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

ears?

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

ears?

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Dude!

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

6? Impressive!

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

i try =]

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I'm gonna go for the record. alright, next MLIA im doin it!!

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Good luck! *waves 'go ha1eem!' flag*

[ - ] leelee403Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

They look like piercings, but they're right above my ears. Just FYI.

[ - ] IHaveFreePiGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

My brother has a birthmark on his butt...if he was the OP....EWW DID NOT NEED THAT MENTAL IMAGE!!!

[ - ] GortehGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

Well don't give it to us, dammit.

[ - ] IHaveFreePiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I thought you needed to know. He's a skinny, wiry, little 5th grader thats decent at wrestling. NOW read the original post.

[ - ] GortehGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

I'm not a bloody pedophile. I don't want to know he's a fifth grader, leave that out and I would've been fine with it.

[ - ] IHaveFreePiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

OH WELL! I'm not in school today and it's driving me wiggy!

[ - ] GortehGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Eh, I was only in school for 2 hours today and it'll be the same tomorrow. And who uses the word 'wiggy' nowadays?

[ - ] IHaveFreePiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*insane. Better? See, that proves my point.

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I see your point, but that doesn't excuse you for making an image in my head that I liked make me feel like a pedo by saying he's in fifth grade.

[ - ] IHaveFreePiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hmu.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

I used to be a bloody pedophile. Nowadays, I wash the blood off.

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Good to know, SC. By the way, you wouldn't be the person I saw standing outside my window last night, right?

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Nah, I was sitting on your lawn chair.

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Hmmm, so who was that other guy?

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Uh.. I dunno *tugs nervously at collar*

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

I would do with that mental image if your brother's hot ;)

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

oh shit just read your post I take it back!

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Well, I'd call it average.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

It is there 24/7, you were correct in the way you felt.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 8Bad: 02 years ago

Today, my mother slapped me and told me it was because she thought the birthmark on my face was a bug. A few minutes she did it again. I have no birthmark on my face. MLIA.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*few minutes later

[ - ] ichitasticGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

FML*

[ - ] IHaveFreePiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I l'dol.

[ - ] leelee403Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago

You lovingly died of lollipops? :P

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

L'doling sounds like overdosing on dopamine.

[ - ] bounceyGood: 1Bad: 42 years ago

i wanna stop throwing up

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

DON'T take thalidomide. It's natural, just keep eating normally you should be fine =]

[ - ] bounceyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

ugh but eating makes me throw up

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Morning sickness is natural. It'll stop eventually, I guess *shrugs*

[ - ] bounceyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

ugh but eating makes me throw up

[ - ] the_random_monkeyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

am i the only one who doesn't 'bad' bouncey??

[ - ] the_random_monkeyGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

hahaha, this one was kinda funny. the OP's an idiot, but actually funny!!

[ - ] MollieeGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Idiot. But funny.

[ - ] avrillavigneFTWGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

and OP's been doing it for how many years?

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