MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

The other day, I had a test in Calculus. I was almost positive I failed like no one has failed before. Once I was finished, at the top of my paper I drew an illustration of an epic test bombing, complete with Kamikaze pilots and atomic bombs blowing the Chapter 5 Test to smitherenes. Guess who passed that test with extra credit points? Nope. Not me. I still totally bombed it. MLIA

#641442 Comments: 54 Vote: average 10099meh 778Share

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 7Bad: 192 years ago

I'm suprised you speled correctly.

[ - ] GortehGood: 11Bad: 52 years ago

I'm surprised you didn't

[ - ] GortehGood: 9Bad: 42 years ago

Shit! I missed my period, what am I going to tell my parents?!?!

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 5Bad: 22 years ago

You won't tell them I'm the daddy, right?

[ - ] GortehGood: 6Bad: 22 years ago

I didn't know it was you, all of you had masks on.

[ - ] callmesargeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I was the one with the monkey face, just so you know. Sorry 'bout mistaking your mouth for...well...

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 42 years ago

That was on purpose. It's not fun to spel 'spelled' correctly.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 21Bad: 352 years ago

HAHAHAHA! you just tried to make a joke! You failed. Next.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 8Bad: 22 years ago

Can I not even be cynical anymore?! Sheesh people.

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

I godded you. I also enjoy being cynical.

[ - ] evilduckGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

I gooded you but it was quite worth godding

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago

Thank you. Cynics seem to have the best grip on reality.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago

Whether this is considered average or not, there are so many crap stories that this was at least different. In my opinion, I appreciate it.

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 13Bad: 12 years ago

AVERAGE!

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 15Bad: 12 years ago

Ha! Damn, that was... average. Wow. That word seem strange to anyone else?

[ - ] IHaveFreePiGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

*raises hand* I'm watching a prostitution NUMB3RS. It's....interesting.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

NUMB3RS as in the TV show?

[ - ] IHaveFreePiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*nodds*

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

So yeah, that episode is probably interesting...

[ - ] IHaveFreePiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oh it is. Some lady is killing off guys who hook up with prostitutes.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Wow... I wish my parents still let me watch that show.

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 10Bad: 12 years ago

haha i kinda like this, it makes fun of those who end their MLIAs with 'guess who got first place in the beauty pageant????? lolol'

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 9Bad: 202 years ago

Yeah, that part was okay, but the joke wasn't funny.

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

comment wasnt that bad, guys!!

[ - ] nicocoGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

I think people just don't like him.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 25Bad: 12 years ago

I will give you your extra credit OP, I was getting pissed off at your story as I read it and your ending threw me for a loop. Nice job.

[ - ] myehGood: 8Bad: 02 years ago

thanks for the average looks like this site is finally reverting back :D

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 4Bad: 22 years ago

If only it was. Posts like this are like gold dust. Pooped by a unicorn.

[ - ] GortehGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

Said unicorn is almost dead too, I'm afraid. Voldemort attackeded it.

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 2Bad: 32 years ago

What a bitch!

[ - ] bounceyGood: 0Bad: 62 years ago

uh i shouldnt of drunk a monster energy drink

[ - ] bounceyGood: 0Bad: 62 years ago

baby + monster equals lots of un comfort

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

hi bouncey, to answer ur question like a week ago, my sister's 26 =]

[ - ] bounceyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

tell her shes lucky...

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Don't take this wrong, but were you thinking when you thought of that?

[ - ] bounceyGood: 0Bad: 32 years ago

no i just like monster

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

But why would you drink it while pregnant? That just screams "bad idea!" especially if you're throwing up.

[ - ] hockeygirl101Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago

nice anti cliche.

[ - ] GortehGood: 6Bad: 02 years ago

But anti-cliches are becoming cliche.

[ - ] kvwart1997Good: 2Bad: 12 years ago

im sexy

[ - ] IHaveFreePiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Damn skippy!

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Are you too sexy for your shirt? *raises sceptical eyebrow*

[ - ] GortehGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Pfft, I just walk around nude. That's how sexy I am.

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

Daaamn! <3

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

I am not sexy *hangs head*

[ - ] natassGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

You make me cry

[ - ] youraveragelauraGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

This is a repeat.

[ - ] butifulghurlGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago

FINALLY! no "best.blank.ever."," Without missing a beat","Ninja vs. pirates", "I'v taught him well" or any other stuff like that. Thank You!

[ - ] imsonothardcoreGood: 3Bad: 32 years ago

It doesn't matter if its a repeat. Its FINALLY something AVERAGE that got approved. Its about freaking time.

[ - ] vampireknight-zeroGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

EXACTLY

[ - ] natassGood: 7Bad: 22 years ago

Average? Would you draw that on your test?

[ - ] prancinintherainGood: 4Bad: 32 years ago

Yes

[ - ] HaraldurGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

FINALLY and average story :D:D:D

[ - ] TascaGirlGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

I was preparing to roll my eyes when I saw the last three sentences and smiled.

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