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Today i was on omegle.com and i met my soulmate. After i asl'd him, i found out he lived in my city, and was one year older than me. I asked him who he was, and it was my boyfriend. MLIA

#639092 Comments: 48 Vote: average 6297meh 957Share

[ - ] OrngeJuceGood: 18Bad: 12 years ago

No.

[ - ] sam37O8Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Goodbye! *waves*

[ - ] SirObviousGood: 20Bad: 02 years ago

Yes. What a whore.

[ - ] Vegasbaby2401Good: 35Bad: 02 years ago

Why exactly would you be looking on omegle.com if you HAVE a boyfriend?

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

... And?

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 30Bad: 12 years ago

You were looking for a soulmate when you have a boyfriend?

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 52 years ago

What, you don't do that? My boyfriend isn't my soulmate, my girlfriend is.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Well, I can't really do that, seeing as I currently have no boyfriend since I realized my ex was an asshat.

[ - ] GortehGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

*hugs* It's alright, you're loved here and the only asshats are trolls. :|

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

[ - ] ChrisHansenWithDatelineNBCGood: 14Bad: 02 years ago

No, the OP was looking for an underage boy to have sex with, we have it all on tape.

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 15Bad: 02 years ago

And OP's boyfriend was doing the same thing. They're swingers.

[ - ] imasnowflakeGood: 10Bad: 02 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.

[ - ] OrngeJuceGood: 20Bad: 02 years ago

So I'm taking a wild guess and say, sleepover in a pillow fort with your cool grandma playing ninja's and pirates , discussing harry potter vs. twilight, in Walmart this Friday.

[ - ] boredtotearstonightGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

i think so

[ - ] ojicGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Oh my god you're awesome. no like really, i love you... no sarcasm

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 8Bad: 02 years ago

You considered this average because...?

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 14Bad: 02 years ago

'tis a sad day indeed when "asl" is considered a verb.

[ - ] GortehGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

And 'asl' means....?

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

Age, sex, location. It's the first thing out of the mouths of n00bs/lame-o's in chat-like settings.

[ - ] GortehGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Ah... :|

[ - ] ticksGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

could've sworn it was American sign language.. i was thoroughly confused.

[ - ] TheFullBloodPrincessGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

shes a creepy stalker.

[ - ] catlover5Good: 11Bad: 12 years ago

You were looking for a man when you had a boyfriend? Wow OP.

[ - ] bluefirefly13Good: 14Bad: 12 years ago

well the bf was on it too, which is odd. this sounds like a very strange relationship :/

[ - ] 142978Good: 9Bad: 02 years ago

Facepalm.

[ - ] TascaGirlGood: 13Bad: 02 years ago

I always think of American Sign Language when someone asks me "asl?" I feel like typing back, "No, I can hear perfectly fine...."

[ - ] ViccytheWizeGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

Havent any of you thought that she might just be making fun of those who use those stupid online dating services and wants to screw with their heads. I do this, frigging hilarious.

[ - ] warriorinpinkGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago

Omegle seriously creeps me out. Anyone else?

[ - ] AverageVolturiVampGood: 0Bad: 42 years ago

yes. like omfg, why would you want to talk to creepers? my friend tried it and the very first person she talked to asked if she would send him a pic of her boobs if he sent her a pic of his dick.

[ - ] pandasruleGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago

I totally agree. I just looked it up, and saw their slogan "talk to strangers!" this kind of goes against everything I've been told by teachers and parents since birth.

[ - ] stilllookingwaldoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

It's called the shift button.

[ - ] 142978Good: 12Bad: 02 years ago

I'll bet you guys like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

[ - ] gneissisniceGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago

Im sure your boyfriend loves the fact that you were on the site in the first place, meeting your "soulmate" even though you already had him.

[ - ] 142978Good: 2Bad: 22 years ago

He'd be a huge hypocrite if he were angry about it.

[ - ] supervacaneousGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

Omegle is not a dating site. And I've had really interesting conversations there. You just need to filter out the annoying pedos. And OP I seriously doubt this ever happened. kthnxbai

[ - ] pandasruleGood: 2Bad: 42 years ago

this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard! haven't we all be told NOT to talk to strangers and tell them personal details about ourselves?

[ - ] 142978Good: 10Bad: 12 years ago

How do you make friends if you never talk to strangers?

[ - ] baritonebuddieGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

I met this one musical theatre geek on Omegle once. We pretended to be in love until he had to leave.

[ - ] iluvrandom314Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Whenever someone says ASL to me, I saw 90 Male Antarctica. They usually leave after that. If they respond, I leave.

[ - ] mrawesomeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Time well spent.

[ - ] TickleMePinkGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

There are usually like 5000 people on Omegle at a time... pretty sure you wouldn't run into your boyfriend.

[ - ] 142978Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Duh, they're *soulmates* and it was *fated* that they'd be on at the same time.

[ - ] beckyboowhoGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Why are you looking for your soulmate if you have a boyfriend??

[ - ] totalblonde3030Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

what the heck??? if you have a boyfriend then why would you get on that? AND WHY WAS HE ON IT TOO? looks like your both cheating on each other

[ - ] OhMyCookieMonsterGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

i find this highly impossible...

[ - ] ellismaiGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Aaand now your boyfriend is going to post his own story about this event on FML.

[ - ] NinjaCarolineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

if this is true then that is really romantic! if it is not true then you are desperate

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