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I won a goldfish from a fair, but I when I came home I realized that i had no fish food. Thinking that he'd probably die that night, I fed him crunched up Cheerios. My fish lived off of Cheerios for 2 weeks. Then I finally decided to get him real fish food. I fed it to him. 5 minutes later he died. MLIA.

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[ - ] ohsonegativeGood: 13Bad: 02 years ago

Fish are friends, not food.

[ - ] vbeachsimmGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

escApe? funny, its spelled just like escape...

[ - ] EIvisPrezzzGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

You can... READ!

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

What a hilarious coincedence!

[ - ] Lo5tMonkeyGood: 6Bad: 22 years ago

Yeah, i hear cheerios are bad for your cholesterol.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago

I think you exaggerated.

[ - ] catlover5Good: 5Bad: 12 years ago

I agree. Shame on you OP.

[ - ] WalterTheFrogGood: 6Bad: 12 years ago

Yep. Cause my fish die everyday too.

[ - ] SirObviousGood: 3Bad: 62 years ago

I thoroughly enjoy feeding firecrackers to frogs.

[ - ] idkanameGood: 6Bad: 12 years ago

MURDERER!

[ - ] EIvisPrezzzGood: 5Bad: 92 years ago

@NotPumpkin: "Formerly or formally? I'm hoping it's the latter, because 'formerly' means in the past. You look like a fucktard either way." No, my previous account was the one with the L in the name, fucktard. My current one has an "i". I lost the password to the first.

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

Interesting story.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

And then he found $10.

[ - ] EIvisPrezzzGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

Quite. Now I'm a troll. I don't think that is really appropriate for the situation, though, as trolls are stereotypically stupid, and so which, if I wasn't just messing around with you, is a manner I would not act in.

[ - ] catlover5Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

You just expanded my vocabulary.

[ - ] OrngeJuceGood: 6Bad: 02 years ago

Do you like fish sticks?

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 8Bad: 02 years ago

You forgot to finish the post. *inserts "Guess what I'm having for dinner tonight?" into the end*

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

To answer the question... goldfish?

[ - ] OrngeJuceGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

waffledragon don't be silly we all know OP is supposed to answer the question.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Wahhh! *sits in silly boat*

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 8Bad: 02 years ago

I bet the fish's lifelong wish was to get an MLIA posted about himself. You're a good person, OP. [!]

[ - ] heytheredevonGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

HA. I like you waffledragon. I liked typing out waffledragon as well. Waffledragon.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Hey there, Devon. Thanks! I have a feeling I like you, although I don't really know you.

[ - ] polarbearinasnowstormGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

us polar bears dont normally like waffle dragons but i think we can make a exception for you. waffledragon. dragonwaffles?

[ - ] avrillavigneFTWGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

darn...i guessed he got too used to the cheerios

[ - ] bandnerd4everGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My friend had one of those little fair-type fish and she only ever fed him cheerios because her cousins lived for a long time on them. Her goldfish lived for two years.

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