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Yesterday, my little sister lost her first tooth. Of course, she put her tooth under her pillow so the tooth fairy could give her some money. I woke up this morning, and she was all excited she got five dollars. Out of nowhere she says: "HEY!Daddy, I can get a foot long sub at subway!" I have taught her well.

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[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 5Bad: 22 years ago

No, you haven't. Really.

[ - ] Im_a_troll_hahaGood: 1Bad: 62 years ago

Santaclaritaballet.net go here!

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 5Bad: 72 years ago

Or she could get her daddy's foot long at home.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

Her daddy has a foot long sandwich?

[ - ] boinkGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

Why would she take her father's sub? That's not nice.

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

With extra pickles.

[ - ] pangwinpuffGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

yummmmmm.. I wish I could get % bucks under my pillow

[ - ] boinkGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

*ridicules*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Mine aren't under my pillow, they're in my bra.

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

% bucks? sounds like a bad investment

[ - ] Sk8ynatGood: 7Bad: 12 years ago

Nice attempt at a capital 5 there.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 4Bad: 22 years ago

But apparently, noone taught you to put MLIA at the end of your post.

[ - ] CircafanGood: 5Bad: 32 years ago

She meant the transit subway, where the bums hang out and rape children. Not the food chain.

[ - ] InappropriateGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

Is that where you disappear to all the time?

[ - ] CircafanGood: 4Bad: 22 years ago

Yeah, I enjoy getting "rape". It's not really rape because I enjoy it... I feel like I'm cheating.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

*chucks the missing MLIA at OP's head and then heads back to uni* K-dubs out.

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 32 years ago

Don't leaveeeeeeee!! *grabs onto ankle*

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

*grabs onto the Schwabs ankle!* Don't leaveeeeeeee!!!!

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

RELEASE MY ANKLE!

[ - ] sodapop19Good: 2Bad: 12 years ago

Lies. All of it.

[ - ] lunapyeGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

Spend five bucks on a sandwich as a little person? Fun. {!}

[ - ] boinkGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

*replaces '{!}' with '[!]'*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 4Bad: 22 years ago

But with {!} it looks like the exclamation mark is experiencing an earth quake!

[ - ] lunapyeGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

It is about to be crushed by to wall crashing together.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 3Bad: 22 years ago

I know the tooth fairy. She doesn't give out five dollars for teeth, she gives out chocolate. (that's how she stays in business) Parents these days, thinking they're better than us fairies...

[ - ] boinkGood: 3Bad: 22 years ago

Is she hot?

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

Very.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 2Bad: 32 years ago

No, the Rock is not hot. Not even a girl.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

HE'S SEXY.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 1Bad: 32 years ago

When have YOU ever seen the tooth fairy? I can guarantee the Rock ain't she.

[ - ] ProceedGood: 12Bad: 42 years ago

Yesterday, my little sister lost her virginity. I woke up this morning, and she was all excited she got five dollars. Out of nowhere she says: "HEY!Daddy, I got a footlong last night!" He got mad and beat her with a belt. MLIChildAbuse

[ - ] InappropriateGood: 2Bad: 22 years ago

Your best one yet.

[ - ] UpAmericaGood: 1Bad: 22 years ago

Best. Comment. Ever.

[ - ] Spider_ManGood: 2Bad: 52 years ago

Yesterday, my sister lost her virginity. I woke up this morning, and she was all excited that she got five dollars. Out of nowhere she says, "HEY!Daddy, you gave me a footlong last night!" He then proceeded to give her another. MLIChildMolesting

[ - ] EIvisPrezzzGood: 1Bad: 52 years ago

Five... Five.... Five dollar footlong penis.

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

You're starting to get annoying.

[ - ] boinkGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago

You're starting to get hippo_campusy.

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

I've always been this way.

[ - ] EIvisPrezzzGood: 0Bad: 52 years ago

hippo_cam_pussy

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

I severely dislike you.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Who stole the MLIA from the cookie jar?

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Me. Sorry, I was hungry. The bads just weren't cutting it today.

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

You're back!

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

MEMEME!

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Are you singing? How can you be singing in drastic times like these?

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

I did it again.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

Okay which one was it? I have three people admitting to the crime...*grabs whip* So who was it..

[ - ] TimberWolfGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Blasted cookie thieves, sneaking into respectable places such as this...

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Shhhh! Quiet!!!

[ - ] soccergirlsarah22Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Have you kids learned the meaning of Manners this child is young do you immature brats have to make this into some perverted joke. Honestly Grow up.

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